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warwick
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 63
0 miles · Warwickshire

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well Im under Jas tim and on top of Steve Lincs lol
Which is worrying but not as worrying as this morning when I was on top of Tallnhairy and under steve lincs :shock:
Better post another few hundred broadsides of inane drivel methinks lol
Seems to be a local shotage Dawn
ponders what to do rolleyes
any ideas matey :idea:
I m very happy
havent paid the mortgage off
havent retired
and am not off to play golf
however good to see you back Fun its got to be a month or more since you were here lol
Im with zootle Ive long felt this helmet thing to be an urban myth redface
ok Im in ,looks random enough for me
morning Fred trust you are well lol
sorry redface
obviously its not a shag ,in fact i have no idea what it is but its bloody noisy
and I think its started stalking me :cry:
Only one of this little buggers has made a nest in my window box and it keeps bloody squalking at me :cry:
driving me nuts it is so free to a good home lol
And yoy know what she still drank the bloody wine FFs
right pissed me off it did mad
snow white
the bit with the evil queen in the cellar
scared me to death didnt seem to bother the kids though :cry:
Oi dave wheres my bloody coffee
and who gave you permission to use my avatar
oops bollox I forgot Id stolen yours redface
My ex actually chose Suspicious Mind by Elvis
prophetic as things turnrd out
how about Bittersweet Symphony by the of sums it up
( oh and Mcguiness mine took me for 500K mate and I have not recovered)
Ok easy as previously stated I dont want to get too close to the military mans private regions
But the suspense is killing me who is operating the mach4 fannystrimmer :shock:
Im going to Malory round with my kids so I dont know how that fits in rolleyes
Took them to Donnington last year so its of interest ice
Ive been married once
so as a tribute how about
The bitch is back by Elton John
rolleyes
Unless of course your driving a mini in which case it is essential lol
These are tough times for you both
Im very sad to see you go but I fully understand. It is so very difficult to maintain any equilibrium in your life when you are caring for a sick child
My thoughts are with you and your daughter
Nooo to scary Easy
whilst watching the Sarge in pain could be quite amusing I wouldnt pull that chair up too close my friend lol
I am mildly dyslexic and I know of at least one other forum member who is too
But when you look at it some of the most successfull people in the country are dyslexic
(ps Im not one of them) lol lol
Easy said hes going completely nutts rolleyes rolleyes
When was the bugger sane confused:
(warwick not leaving so tough tit)
i believe its cockerney rhyming slang WBB :cry:
otherwise my last post was even more irrelevant than normal lol
I made his aquaintenance a couple of years back but am delighted to say he has been noticeable by his abscence eversince
Hope he sods off soon Vix you have my utter sympathy :cry:
nope Vix
even by my standard thats far too random lol
keep it coming Im just off to shave my Dromedery rolleyes
im afraid that I have also had to assess the situation WBB and unfortunately Im staying too :cry:
big hugs and kisses to you babe dont go changing lol
Welcome anteater
unusual name are you really an anteater or just a cunningly disguised aardvark lol