warwick's Profile

1 Nov 2004

Congrats matey glad its panning out well for you
just a word of advice,if you do try out office sex dont knock the pc monitor off the table flucks em up terrible it does redface

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1 Nov 2004

thankyou all very muchly for your kind words lol

glad I might have amused a few of you along the way lol

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1 Nov 2004

1000 posts all total bollox
ill fetch my coat
I know it has become something of a tradition to celebrate your 1000th post wiyh something intelligent and well thought out but hy that just wouldnt be me now would it confused

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so
goldfish ,flibble marbles lol

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1 Nov 2004

well im forty and look older sad

but I dont care because im still 17 inside lol

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1 Nov 2004

Now I could edit this to stop me looking such a moron redface

but naa you all know Im as thick as two short planks anyway
(4 to go)

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1 Nov 2004

a good night out is still feasable in rural warwickshire on a budget of 3 shillings and sixpence
thats three pints of tizer some really dodgy chips andfare for the bus
however such extravagance can only be done a couple of times a year wink

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1 Nov 2004

mmm strange I dont recall having my head up my arse rolleyes

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1 Nov 2004

Mount it on a plaque like a mooses head and hang it in pride of place over the fire place
or alternatively use it as a novelty coat peg lol

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1 Nov 2004

My youngest son wants either Goldfish or aq hampster for christmas
Im just scared of the Goldfish especially if they turn out to be as badly behaved as Easy and davejs
But I dont really want to get a hampster either. All that cleaning out and stuff
what can I suggest instead rolleyes

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1 Nov 2004

Roger what did you do with your old penis
have you kept it in a jar as a momento

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1 Nov 2004

hey davej and ian time to return to normal
well what passes for it round here lol

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1 Nov 2004

I have had a pm. No less than Mark himself has restored me to my former glory lol

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1 Nov 2004

Sorry Alex
of course not your all gorgeous redface

you can all put youre sexy avatars back now lol

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1 Nov 2004

I dont know who did it or how confused

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but somebody put my marbles back
so whoever it was
thankyou thankyou thankyou lol

( warwick is now a very happy bunny)

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1 Nov 2004

I think from the description davej must shop at the same places as me
You just cant disguise quality and good taste

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1 Nov 2004

my nickname was quazy
as in quazimodo
rolleyes

cant think why rolleyes

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1 Nov 2004

is it possible to sixth it confused

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actually i think ill seventh it aswell wink

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1 Nov 2004

barking the bloody lot of ya lol

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1 Nov 2004

Right this started out as a perfectly good joke
but now its just got silly
and as a sensible sort of fellow I think its time to step in and stop this nonsense
Well in a few days time anyway wink

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1 Nov 2004

I found a frog in my cellar last week, he must have fallen through the coal shute.
i repatriated him to the garden but was amazed he wasnt injured :!:

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1 Nov 2004

Too right Alex. Got very very drunk last night redface

dont know why because I didnt drink that much but it just went straight to my head and then my legs rolleyes

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1 Nov 2004

Who mentioned Marbles confused

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This thread is getting out of hand even Marks joining in. There coming to take me away
Hope youre all well today. I have a stinking hangover and Im bruised all over after falling over in the garden last night
oh and yes please Dawn I cant get anything to work on this damn pc at the moment mad

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1 Nov 2004

You lot
mad as a box of frogs :shock:
Funniest thing is I still cant get my avatar back because every time I try it says the file size is too big rolleyes

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