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warwick

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29 Oct 2004

Dont worry WBB just use some black bin liners to make up the outfit lol

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then instead of pricking your fingers you could use selotape much easier lol

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29 Oct 2004

After the sad loss of my much loved avatar :cry:
I have decided its time to move on and start the healing process
I would at this time like to speciffically thank slinky gizzard who went to a lot of trouble E mailing some replacements, but then the blledin file wouldnt open mad

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and Mr Davej who attempted to get my lost marbles back for me but to no avail
So iood people I am in the market for a new avatar,Please feel free to plonk any you think suitable on this thread.
The more insulting the better lol

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thanks in anticipation the warwicks collective

29 Oct 2004

Im doing Zilch tonight :cry:
But tommorrow Im taking my eldest son (11) to his first serious Karting race
He beat 16 other kids aged between 11 and 16 to get a free kart race
should be fun lol

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29 Oct 2004

Whilst on the whole I agree Judy ..there is something more basic in life than water.
Me lol

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I make an amoeba look like a seriously sophisticated life form lol

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Warwick thick as two short planks and the intention span of a Goldfish cool

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Now what was the question
( oh no did someone mention Goldfish redface

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29 Oct 2004

Do I remember somewhere in the midst of time Mr davej sir refering to warwick as
Mad as a Bat in a biscuit tin? lol

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Dont take it to heart Debbiewebbs I think you are
Lovely..............
fun........
and gorgeous....
just
MAD AS A BOX OF FROGS lol

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29 Oct 2004

Think you mean Nikki Lauda lol

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unless Jody wants four rolleyes

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hope you feel better soon anyway lol

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29 Oct 2004

Good Luck in your new job matey lol

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Curiously despite not being able to go tommorrow I too am in a cracking good mood today lol

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Ive been singing to myself all day today .silly sod

29 Oct 2004

I hate Coke and always have.
I wont let my kids have it cos Im a miserable old git
It does get tar off the car really well though

29 Oct 2004

Hate to tell you guys but whilst the DB7 looks great it is in fact a 20 year out of date XJS and was built with all the quality control of a 20 year old XJS
I sold mine within six months as you virtually had to tow a trailer behind you to pick up the bits that fell off

27 Oct 2004

Dont worry no one will spot this and bump it up
Lets just keep it to ourseves lol

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27 Oct 2004

Dont bother
Take it from me shes a crap shag confused

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27 Oct 2004

Dambuster thats just the sort of prejudiced elitist criteria that gives us males a bad name FFS lol

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27 Oct 2004

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rotten sod

27 Oct 2004

Echo and the Bunnymen Killing moon
Teardrop explodes Reward

27 Oct 2004

I believe this is sexist :!:
I can put my foot in my mouth with the best of em
and so can many of my fellow male compatriots :!:
lets here it for
FIMMEN wink

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27 Oct 2004

Oh shit Slinky Gizzards got both of mine on his list
hey reptile chum you havent got a spare avatar nocking about I could borrow have you only davej s nicked mine mad

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27 Oct 2004

Country and Western oo er thats scary
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( you are presumably making this up you little rodent)

27 Oct 2004

Neil me old tentpeg I am so sorry mate :cry:
but its like this yer flucked confused

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27 Oct 2004

Alas poor Ice we knew him well
poor little fingerbob never stood a chance

27 Oct 2004

oooh Xdevil sounds great
meanwhile I am still avatarless :cry:
I feel so empty having lost my lost marbles confused

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27 Oct 2004

Sorry girls Ill be a little more discreet in future redface

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im just suffering from post avatar loss disorder redface

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27 Oct 2004

Ok Mrj its a fair cop :cry:
Looks like Im looking for a new image
At the immense risk of further intense ridicule
I am open for suggestions
So please help a warwick today, send any old or unwanted avatars to
The warwick is clueless avatar apeal
care of SH
over the hills and far away

27 Oct 2004

I can see everyone elses but not mine
whats happening rolleyes

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27 Oct 2004

Help my avatar is missing
where did it go confused

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: :cry:

26 Oct 2004

Roi Layspe who the F is waraicks rolleyes

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26 Oct 2004

Yep I remember you telling me that lol

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what do you think of my shirt btw lol

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26 Oct 2004

Oh well another great plan goes up in smoke :cry:
You could have had all 3 of us for 50p
ok ok 30p ..10p a go :shock:

26 Oct 2004

If Im involved itll only be classed as half a shag :cry:

26 Oct 2004

69 Dawn :idea:

26 Oct 2004

Have you got 50p ?
Ive got 50p and an idea Angel :twisted: