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warwick
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 63
0 miles · Warwickshire

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I cant find the button for whoever rolleyes
mal wtf is a normal member of the site confused:
Wo hoo party time cool
Do you need a hand getting yer kit off Clare confused:
Pint of soda water and lime for me Im on the wagon :cry:
If I wasnt such "a big fat arse" I wouldnt have bought such a stupid bloody car in the first place lol
I have only myself to blame :cry:
Why oh why didnt I buy an Escort Mexico or a Chevette confused:
but no I decided to buy a mini cooper for classic rallying,
So here I am head under the dash trying to fit the pre wiring for the cut off switch ,upside down feet in the air, an almost impossible piece of contortionism given the state of my back, fighting for my life to get the relevant clips on, when............
..........I move a little too quickly and I impale myself on the gear stick..from which I have of course removed the gear knob....
" ow bugger ow shit"...I now have a two inch red raw bloody scar right between my ass cheeks. I cant sit I cant stand. icant sleep
It took me twenty years to really grow to hate my 1275 gt but this little bastard has only taken a week
A sad sorry sore warwick reporting :shock:
Ta Jah
right this isit going now see you when Ive got my new pc have a good week all lol
Dave if we run out of pilchards we could use some of Easys goldfish wink
Speaking as the owner of a medium sized company, it really annoys me when some people like yy s boss seem to think they are superior.
I am usually first in the office so I make the coffee for everyone as they arrive and have an informal chat. Its amazing how much work you can get done in those circumstancrs. I usually go down to the workshop at tea break and have a cuppa and a chat with the lads. nobody in my company calls anyone Mr its all first name terms. I dont care whether its the sales manager , the workshop foreman or the lads on site, my door really is always open.
The point is and Ive said it before a happy workplace is a productive one and if you nail problems straight away they are small ones not the huge ones they can become.
I remember it well
I had just spent 48 hours in hospital with my son who had cancer. we had just been discharged after his final chemo and even though he was very ill,we were both in a jubilant mood as the results of the mri scan had revealed the tumour to be gone.
We were literally leaving the Hospital when it came on as a news flash. It was so bizzare because my emotions were so happy for my son and I but so sad and angry for the victims
I will always remember September 11 for two such hugely different reasons
The joy of the all clear and the horror that has changed the world forever
Thats all well and good Easy..but I seem to recall the countess volunteering your services
Come on Easy theres no wriggling out of it this time lol
Easy "do you expect me to talk?"
Warwick "nooo mr Easy I expect you to wrestle Neilinleeds"
(said in best sinister goldfinger or is that goldfish voice) lol
this is interesting.
I have never put up an advert but as a sigle male who does not even have any pictures to send, I have had three meets with single women from the photo ads. therefore I do believe this site works well for the single male
patience is of course a virtue and it can take several e mails before someone is comfortable enough to move on to telephone or meet ,usually this is in a public place for everyones safety.
So it does work in my opinion very well
just to let everyone know I shall be offline from about midday today until next friday.
having had a Basil Faulty moment with my pc redface
Right thats it you bastard...grabs briefcase and smashes wildly at pc..whilst dancing around on one foot..swearing like an out of control fishwife...
I now need a new pc....Yes Ive killed mine..but the little git got what it deserved :shock:
well done Clare et al for keeping it up in my abscence :shock:
that didnt come out right :shock:
oops definately digging a hole here
right get those pms going lol
I want the little red clutch bag
it goes with my eyes
BTW I should think even by Dawns standards this thread is too low to reply too lol
hi neil glad to see you made it
eventually lol
If anyone has any suggestions for Vicky please post here
Unfortunately this will mean it keeps popping back to the top lol
Yep its utter bollox
good to be back isnt it
wheres neil ((FFS)) TUTS.......................
lol lol lol lol lol
Bloody ell WBB I never realised it was that serious :shock:
Brilliant Ill just clean the coffee out of my keyboard now
Sorrow David Bowie (especially for the ex mrs warwick)
Romeo and julliet dire straits for the one woman I really loved and who loved me
(soppy git)
Im not allowed hand grenades anymore :cry:
not since the unfortunate incident with the goldfish the whipped cream and the shower cubicle :cry:
got a nice shiny new bazooka though lol
(nicked it off sarge while he was in the gfz)
((FFS)) tuts ....wanders around with head up arse
.......tuts ffs.......
major rant pissed as a fart
ahh mish moneypenny ...............shite who started this
ps dont let the sarge in rolleyes
Dont panic Venus I will make sure we dont reply to this thread then you can get some work done
Oh Fluck redface
Ive got it
problem is I cant do the buttons up lol
not used to ones that dont tie at the back either :shock:
Thankyou all so much
paranoia over redface
now where did i put sarges pm thread?
Question
A great deal of talk and opinion on posting and cafe contribution recently
Yep I can be as daft as a brush but I enjoy the humour and the debate.
But is it me and one or two others who are annoying the regulars? If so I will fetch my coat as they say.
This is not me looking for compliments, I would just like to know
thankyou
warwick
Davej I didnt know you knew the ex Mrs warwick
now wheres those cakes Im famished
I always prefered the Sierra.
Who makes the roundhead is it Hyundai confused:
Well done MrsFc
now anyone who feels like hijacking or generally sodding about feel fgree to use this thread
we want more than 67 pm on Friday
lol
Going to have to pop this up to the top again
Pm Sarge on Friday.. you know it makes sense lol