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warwick
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 63
0 miles · Warwickshire

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Dont listen to any of them Steve
your well and truly Fu*8ed my man
Whilst obviously friday is the day.
I am giving due notice of a week so you can make up a really good and long pm which requires a reply
In the meantime as with Davej feel free to pm Sarge as often as you like as I am sure he will enjoy it lol
Thankyou to the 67 of you who pm d me lol
The rules of this game I believe are that I get to nominate the next victim, sorry lucky person
soooo
SARGE your it lol
Many thanks for your concern
Op sometime in October
Dawn is correct ,serios pc problems!!! First time online since mid Friday afternoon
Bloody huge shock :shock: Pm box totally full lol
Thanks guys will reply as and when I have time, but some very kind words lol
love to all
(but especially the lovely Dawn)
Hi jah and a warm welome from one (exiled) welshman to another lol
I tell you what mate if they get many more of us in here theyll have to provide dedicated sheep parking bays lol
Re Lapse so you were the one that bought it
actually it sold well and I am halfway through the next one
Unreliable memoirs of a table-lamp
out soon on penguin priced 76p surprised
Pets and sports history. curently the history of olympic showering
Its not a bad job and I know I shouldnt complain but it does get you down when these little herberts keep shoving their used chewing gum up yer arse mad
My fingers were green
but now me mums bought me some new felt tips that dont leak lol
My career path has been wide and varied
i started out as a bit part actor, appearing in crossroads,where I memorably played the reception setee. This led on to an offer to appear in the James Bond franchise which kept me employed for many years reprising my role as Ms chair.
sadly for me the good times came to an end when Judy Dench took the role and my career slid into theatre and commercials. You may remember me as thedressing table in the black magic adverts.
In a final attempt to ressurect my career I appeared in Our friends in the north as a suitcase. sadly the critics panned me saying I was too wooden..................when obviously I should have been leather.
Disheartened I left the stage for good and took up a career selling advertising space on the back of buses. This however did not work out as after I had fallen off three times and been run over by the number 47 I was shown the door. It was to be fair a very nice door with brass handles
On the dole again I took to delivering unicycles but this was a dying market and redundancy loomed, so I applyed for the post of display cabinet in the victoria and albert museum and was very happy there
family commitments however have meant that I have had to downscale my career and I am currently a library rack in coventry Library
I am however persuing a new career training Goldfish and have achieved nvq level one
Bloody hel sarge Im still getting over last nights hangover rolleyes
oh sod it mines a pint
of perrier :shock:
Way to go Easy lol
incidentally Dawn I can only find three decent posts by Easy confused
I definately went to the munch that didnt exist and met people that didnt exist
however thats not a problem as I am merely a figment of warwicks imagination and as he doesnt exist then neither can I confused
Thought provoking stuff. I believe in love because without it there is nothing. I have been in love and I love my children deeply. they are my life and I know I willalways love and trasure them. I hope you can believe OK for your own sake
there are some amazing people around you just need to find one
All the best to you
I dont think you do Judy
If its caribbean its bound to invole Pineapples redface
come to think of it, maybee thats what Davej is looking for :shock:
thanks for your kind wishes lol
I have just been told my op has now been postponed untill sometime in October
So untill then I will just have to grin and bare it rolleyes
Hi folks
I am going away for a bit from Monday. I have been waiting for an operation on my back for some months. I damaged it in a crash some years ago and finally the doctors have agreed to do something about it.
I will be out of action for at least a couple of weeks, but will most definately be back.
So im not leaving the site but wont be able to post from Monday for a while
see you in a bit
love
warwick
Right thats it mad
you are a very naughty girl
now bend over and take your punishment :twisted:
Barking you are Davej lol lol lol lol
Glad you lot all had a good time even though I couldnt go :cry:
having said that had a fantastic weekend and got a new friend :twisted:
I do not remember the exact time I seamlessly changed from being a randy young sod into a dirty old man it just seemed to happen
incidentally Davej can I have my dirty mac back soon confused:
Im 173 but pretend to only be 40 on here
I do still have all my own teeth however(both of them)
Age is actually not really important. I think its more an attitude thing , my 11 year old son is so much more mature than me in so many ways :shock:
So old farts to the fore lol