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17 Aug 2004

I believe a pristene set of Beatles
yeah yeah yeahs recently went under the hammer at Christies and sold for over six pounds :shock:
You cant see that happening with Boney Ms ooo ooo ooo from Rivers of Babylon can you confused

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I did once own a Des O Conner oooh but I had to get rid of it as it was scaring the kids
(ps who let Davej back in confused

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17 Aug 2004

The Sarge steals warwicks crown as the officially most
Irrelevant thread starter
Hes a thread starter twisted thread starter ooh a ooha lol

( warwick wanders off to try and become even more pointless)

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16 Aug 2004

DONT DO IT
sell them on Ebay like Dawn did
you could have a nice little Holiday on the proceeds cool

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16 Aug 2004

FFS Warwick castle :shock:
I just bloody well mooved...where I used to live I was two minutes away confused

Having said that I concur with Fred its a really good night out
Other one to consider is Coombe Abbey (near Coventry)
They do a similar thing and thats pretty good too

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16 Aug 2004

Flibble
gup gup gibber gibber

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16 Aug 2004

I can get pissed and fall over really good lol

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16 Aug 2004

I can just see myself in a thong :shock:
NOT
where is roger743 the king of pants when you need an opinion confused

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Obviously Midlands cant comment as willing still has his pants redface

and may i ask what are jersey pants confused

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13 Aug 2004

Sorry no its not Alex..
sarge forgot to pay the builder sad

Anyway I bid you good people a lovely weekend..
Im off to pick the kids up then off for a quick weekend break
see you Monday cool

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13 Aug 2004

Would you like one on me Clare confused

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1664 for Alex .mm.. actually I think I ll join you

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13 Aug 2004

I used to fantasize about my wife fekking off
Then she did WOOHOO lol

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13 Aug 2004

Im in the chair
Whats your poison confused

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IF YOU SEE dAWN MIDS GIVE ME THE HEADS UP ..i think I upset her getting her to sell her children unneccisarily redface

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13 Aug 2004

Big baggy granny pants for me
then when you go to Aldi and have forgotten your shopping bags you can use the for extra storage lol

(Que Slinky Gizzard animation)

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13 Aug 2004

It was because
a Iwas grossly overweight
b I smoked like a trooper
c I drank far too much
d I took no excercise
e I was totally stressed because i was running several businesses and looking after my two sons as a single parent
f I ate too much chocolate
So I decided it was time for a lifestyle change
I have since given up chocolate lol

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13 Aug 2004

I was told I had five years to live ..
seven years ago...
and Im still here lol

should I sue ...you just cant trust doctors :shock:
( incidentally 5 days to live...Id agree with bluexx we are all safe now thanks to our excellent govt. we will live forever :!: )

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13 Aug 2004

Have fun slinky gizzard cool

Dont go getting trolleyed and climbing into those foreign street lamps lol

Oh and make sure no one steps on your tail wink

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13 Aug 2004

Why was Easy driving your car confused

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I thought he was on holiday cool

I was stuck at home but the lightening was cool...turned off the lights gave it some large on the stereo..corny but I had to play a hard rains a gonna fall redface

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11 Aug 2004

Ta Dawn
cant think of a more appropriate 500th post
Irrelevant un hard hitting and pointless
woohoo we havent lost it lol

GOLDFISH :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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11 Aug 2004

Hi
prepare to become addicted lol

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11 Aug 2004

Thanks for that Dawn cool

How about the avatar idea confused

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11 Aug 2004

Sarge can i be added to the list please as I am just one warwick today
Ta very muchly
lol

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11 Aug 2004

Ok now this may seem trivial....
on second thoughts this IS trivial
But very shortly Warwick ..all of us...
will become the 50th member of sh to reach 500 posts
What I am asking is what does this mean?
will we ever escape confused

: are we mentally scarred confused

: should we project a full sized copy of dawns bouncing boobies avatar onto the side of Buckingham palace to celebrate wink

oh no the men in white coats .....
aaargh now Ill never make it and only six to go
HELP Let Me Out :cry:

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10 Aug 2004

Im just envious they have brain cells confused

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9 Aug 2004

Well said Dawn.
I too am dyslexic and have to try very hard to overcome the disadvantage cool

I also have problems with typing so I do it very slowly rolleyes

but i am not unintelligent

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9 Aug 2004

Fantastic news lol

I am soo glad dragons exist and there arent so many fakers.
thanks for clearing that up lol

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6 Aug 2004

I am very saddened..
Not only have i recently found out that rogerthedragon is in fact not a 250 000 year old dragon but also that kinky lizard is not in fact a talking reptile :cry:
all my plans for a new life with a travelling circus seem to be going up in smoke
next somebodys going to tell me that Easy doesnt really breed goldfish and that Davej and mrs davej didnt spend nearly a week under the ironing board :cry:
Im even beginning to question the existence of the other warwicks :idea:

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6 Aug 2004

Is that just your wellies alex
If so can I come and hold the basket for you lol

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6 Aug 2004

bare chested female whip handler Midlands or warwickshire area

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6 Aug 2004

I had a problem with slugs so I built a slug sized Alton Towers at the bottom of the garden so they had somewhere to play
all was well until the Hse came along and closed it down...and now Ive had to spend eight zillion pounds on improvements :cry:
I dont know you try and do the right thing

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6 Aug 2004

I took an IQ test once
But the police made me take it back rolleyes

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6 Aug 2004

I always wanted a Dino
had a 348 f355 Db7 and maserati 3200
now ive got a seven year old mundano :cry:

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