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Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 63
0 miles · Warwickshire
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First and foremost Davej that is the scruffiest parrot Ive ever seen :!:
however it was quite acceptable with a little plum sauce and a bottle of Burgundy
Secondly I did not mention the size of Mr Floppy as it is unknown ( I have never been one for looking down on the unemployed )
As for a picxture Im looking for a photographer :!:
Any offers :idea:
Ps Blue it was a joke
however it was quite acceptable with a little plum sauce and a bottle of Burgundy
Secondly I did not mention the size of Mr Floppy as it is unknown ( I have never been one for looking down on the unemployed )
As for a picxture Im looking for a photographer :!:
Any offers :idea:
Ps Blue it was a joke
Ive been thinking about placing an advert so thought I would run it past members for constructive advice
Single male forty seeks female or couple for adult fun
Considered not bad looking (some would say filmstar looks...wellthose who are familiar with the elephant man)
10" genuine
uncut grass must get that bloody mower fixed
hobbies include goldfish training and speed showering but not to olympic standards
I must be honest and admit to a degree of mental instability. I did in fact once suffer from scyzophenia but were all right now
Interested parties should contact me by carrier pigeon and include a sketch of yourself
( sorry but I live in the midlands and electricity hasnt reached us yet)
thankyou for reading my ad
Warwick
Single male forty seeks female or couple for adult fun
Considered not bad looking (some would say filmstar looks...wellthose who are familiar with the elephant man)
10" genuine
uncut grass must get that bloody mower fixed
hobbies include goldfish training and speed showering but not to olympic standards
I must be honest and admit to a degree of mental instability. I did in fact once suffer from scyzophenia but were all right now
Interested parties should contact me by carrier pigeon and include a sketch of yourself
( sorry but I live in the midlands and electricity hasnt reached us yet)
thankyou for reading my ad
Warwick
I just cant understand some people :shock:
Davej is in no way being funny. I received a very distressed pm from him a short while ago which read
"dthftui987kurf67y6 54n9y698uy7 9up978u4 v67y96nv9"
I can only asssume that his attempts to operate the key board using only 12 pencils held together with bluetack are not goingf as well as he would like. Further difficulty I am sure is being experienced as he cannot see the monitor through the blast tea towels
Meanwhile at the Goldfish for power resource centre we have experienced a severe setback as Killer has eaten jaws and not bred as anticipated. We are therefore on the lookout for a new Goldfish
Your Forum needs you :roll
PS Our thoughts are with you Mr and Mrs Davej...stay where you are the allclear has not yet been heard :shock:
Davej is in no way being funny. I received a very distressed pm from him a short while ago which read
"dthftui987kurf67y6 54n9y698uy7 9up978u4 v67y96nv9"
I can only asssume that his attempts to operate the key board using only 12 pencils held together with bluetack are not goingf as well as he would like. Further difficulty I am sure is being experienced as he cannot see the monitor through the blast tea towels
Meanwhile at the Goldfish for power resource centre we have experienced a severe setback as Killer has eaten jaws and not bred as anticipated. We are therefore on the lookout for a new Goldfish
Your Forum needs you :roll
PS Our thoughts are with you Mr and Mrs Davej...stay where you are the allclear has not yet been heard :shock:
Good plan sarge
But what happens when the batteries run out?
I am currently working on a sustainable power supply using the theory of wave power on a smaller scale
I have two goldfish in a bowl creating waves and some minature ducks bobbing up and down attached to a generator
this is producing just enough power to light a wheat bulb but the cost is excellent due to the cheapness of goldfish food
I have come to the conclusion that I need to get Easy to breed me some 100feet long goldfish in order to prepare for the inevitable terrorist attack
Naturally I will neen to source a 400foot blanket to cover the requisite 400foot goldfishbowl.
But I am convinced this is the future :idea:
But what happens when the batteries run out?
I am currently working on a sustainable power supply using the theory of wave power on a smaller scale
I have two goldfish in a bowl creating waves and some minature ducks bobbing up and down attached to a generator
this is producing just enough power to light a wheat bulb but the cost is excellent due to the cheapness of goldfish food
I have come to the conclusion that I need to get Easy to breed me some 100feet long goldfish in order to prepare for the inevitable terrorist attack
Naturally I will neen to source a 400foot blanket to cover the requisite 400foot goldfishbowl.
But I am convinced this is the future :idea:
I have just completed on the sale of my house in Warwick and am moving me and the boys to our new abode in Rugby.
i already own this house and have been renting it so it has been vacant for a couple of months and ive done all the neccessary bits and pieces
And now the bloody removal men havent turned up and whats more there not going to :cry:
hells teeth we are going to have to move in with my sister ...aaaargh...bless her but she doesnt drink or smoke or swear..and shell be going tut tut just like neilinleeds all the time :cry:
I cant cope and my poor (normal?) kids will have to put up with her immaculate perfect children :cry:
Shall I just say sod it and book a week or two holiday in well anywhere really:
I cant cope im too young to be reformed
i already own this house and have been renting it so it has been vacant for a couple of months and ive done all the neccessary bits and pieces
And now the bloody removal men havent turned up and whats more there not going to :cry:
hells teeth we are going to have to move in with my sister ...aaaargh...bless her but she doesnt drink or smoke or swear..and shell be going tut tut just like neilinleeds all the time :cry:
I cant cope and my poor (normal?) kids will have to put up with her immaculate perfect children :cry:
Shall I just say sod it and book a week or two holiday in well anywhere really
: I cant cope im too young to be reformed
For info
i lost my licence for thirty months. I had never had a conviction before despite having driven a million miles
At the time I was pretty wealthy and had a Ferrari F355, and got nicked for 163mph on the A5
Silly boy wont do that again. In my defence it was absolutely empty and I could seee for miles
i lost my licence for thirty months. I had never had a conviction before despite having driven a million miles
At the time I was pretty wealthy and had a Ferrari F355, and got nicked for 163mph on the A5
Silly boy wont do that again. In my defence it was absolutely empty and I could seee for miles
