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warwick
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 63
0 miles · Warwickshire

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blimey Easy...
busy boy
I think there is almost a neccessity for a swinging heaven motorclub by the sounds of this
Certainly bring a new twist to the service areas :twisted:
You a fellow Warwicksherian then Dawn?
Go on tell me where pm if you want to be secrative :shock:
Motorsport
In particular rallying
(Yes Jags men in funny looking suits driving cars far too recklessly)
Welcome yellowfrog lol
Eveyone is attractive ..honest
( Im a hooker Dawn wannw start a team?)
Warwick ..excellent for Castles and Resturaunts and Japanese and American tourists cool
shite for sexy people..except me of course lol
All this age stuff..youngest oldest swinger etc..
Its got me all nostalgic for my youff..
I used to love NTNON ...such classics as Rowans rant....and who could forget the classic Monty Python parady..General Synods Life of Christ lol
"there is litle enough real python around these days"
"look hes even got the same initials JC ...Our Lord John Cleese" lol lol
( Yes I am old ..forty so there :!: )
Well?
That worked last time Dawn lol
As for dave j chipshop indeed...not sure whether this should go in confessions confused:
but I was so busy one night looking down a young ladys cleveage in a chip shop I stuck my head on the hot bit on trhe top redface
the burn lasted for weeks and talk about piss take :cry:
( mental note never accept a chip from davej )
FFS Dave mad
next time you snog me have a shave man :!:
Ps Dave just for the record couldnt agree more ref meercat
Davej has posted a serious reply SHOCK :shock:
well done dave 799 pieces of complete bollox and then number 800 serious confused
oh well never mind mate easy accused me of posting one sensible one out of 400 lol lol
yey hey Goldfish :!: :!: :!:
Effing typical
Allright MrFc you win this time....
What are you drinking confused:
( warwick nips round to MrFcs to nick the telly Easy forgot...well he dont need it hes shark bait like gryphon mad )
Blimey Im stii on the coffee
Nevertheless for the adorable M anything
What would you like..oh and may I join you ,only I could do with a relax ..Ive been flying a pointless thread all week lol
Put that bread roll down its not worth it Dave
Youll be exhausted if you keep bouncing Dawn
Easynow your brain has fried already
Easy start paddling
(happy to oblige)
Mr Fc
Running away
and buggering off
brave Sir warwick
brave sir warwick running away and buggering off brave brave sir warwick lol
very good Mr Easy
just one little thing you have forgotten...
at this point the evil henchman appears from nowhere
look out here comes Davej and hes holding a sharpened bread roll :shock: :shock: :shock:
Que Bond theme lol
Yup Im with Cops
My arse is one part of my body I do not consider sexy :!:
The rest of my body is what women dont consider sexy :cry:
Despite the fact that it now takes me 7 hours to shower
(thanks Davej)
I still take one twice a day
Obviosly allowing for sleep 5 hours ..this leaves me5 hours in which to enlighten the Forum rolleyes
Well you need one sane person on here FFS
Roger get in the bleedin shower youre hummin man rolleyes
Right thats it Im outta here :shock:
Ive been flying this thread for days now with no time off
Im off to join another forum with better conditions for thread fliers
Its not bloody easy you know, well actually it is bloody Easy where is the bloke when you need him mad
AS FOR gryphoon ................................HE DISAGREED WITH SOMETHING THAT ATE HIM... rolleyes
My Dad used to have a Morris Minger...
oh no sorry Morris Minor
as you were
Easynow can I have my cat back please as he hasnt finished hoovering the carpet yet :shock:
What do you mean Easy you know who you are ................
...........youre MrFC and..................
........so amI..maybee........
......at least im not warwick FFs :shock:
Im not techy lol
but warwicks got a right monk on mad
actually I hadnt noticed this week , but last week i dd detect a lot of negative vibe
Anyway Rog have a nice day lol
FFS I pop out for five minutes (well16 hours actually) and when I come back someones put three dents in the roof of the thread mad
I believe Easy actually intended to pay for a five star munch for everyone who wants to attend Dawn lol
Good old Easy
Regards warwick,warwick,warwick and warwick :shock:
oh no sad
its MrFc the master of disguise
one minute hes warwick next hes easy
WHOO HOO
BOING
BOING
BOING
this is fun lol lol
OUCH Dawn put your bra back on you nearly took my eye out cool
second thoughts leave it off ill suffer wink