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warwick
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 63
0 miles · Warwickshire
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Not so fast mr gryphon no one escapes from this thread that easily :shock:
(warwick turns round to be confronted by the sight of Easy tied to a table with a sharpened bread roll moving relentlessly towards him. Davej looks on )
Easy "dyu exxpect me to talk"
Davej "Nooo Mr Easy I expect you to die"
Easy "not so quick Davej we know all about Sh"
Davej " a lucky guess Mr Easy just a phrase youve overheard"
warwick " can we afford to take the risk? Ill go and find warwick"
neil enters "where s dawn Mids?"
warwick " oh no I think shes nicked my castle"
(warwick turns round to be confronted by the sight of Easy tied to a table with a sharpened bread roll moving relentlessly towards him. Davej looks on )
Easy "dyu exxpect me to talk"
Davej "Nooo Mr Easy I expect you to die"
Easy "not so quick Davej we know all about Sh"
Davej " a lucky guess Mr Easy just a phrase youve overheard"
warwick " can we afford to take the risk? Ill go and find warwick"
neil enters "where s dawn Mids?"
warwick " oh no I think shes nicked my castle"
I certainly believe that this is the case with Kevin.
Tarquin the inept as he was known was his equally feared forebear who was renowned for his dispicable acts and fierce demeanor.
He would ride into villages on his fierce steed Eric striking fear into the uneducated peasants shrieking his war cry
"Has anyone seen my Goldfish ?"
Legend has it that this is why he was known as Tarquin the inept. He would ransack villages stealing any goldfish he could find
Historians believe that his father Warwick the stupid (a distant relative) had told his slightly mentally challenged son to go in search of Gold but when his son still looked blank had sighed "shish" and this had lead to Tarquins GOLDSHish obsession
even to this day many people still name their Goldfish Tarquin not realising the tradition
Historians are currently seeking a grant from the EEc to research this lineage more
Tarquin the inept as he was known was his equally feared forebear who was renowned for his dispicable acts and fierce demeanor.
He would ride into villages on his fierce steed Eric striking fear into the uneducated peasants shrieking his war cry
"Has anyone seen my Goldfish ?"
Legend has it that this is why he was known as Tarquin the inept. He would ransack villages stealing any goldfish he could find
Historians believe that his father Warwick the stupid (a distant relative) had told his slightly mentally challenged son to go in search of Gold but when his son still looked blank had sighed "shish" and this had lead to Tarquins GOLDSHish obsession
even to this day many people still name their Goldfish Tarquin not realising the tradition
Historians are currently seeking a grant from the EEc to research this lineage more
I was watching something id recorded on the telly a few weeks ago last night and quite by accident I had recorded a documentary on The Goodies
Fing brilliant had forgotten just how funny they were EE Ecky thump
Is anyone else old enough to get a nostalgic tear in the eye for such classic moments as the shoot out at the OK tearooms or am I just sadder than even I thought
GOODY GOODY yum YUM
Fing brilliant had forgotten just how funny they were EE Ecky thump
Is anyone else old enough to get a nostalgic tear in the eye for such classic moments as the shoot out at the OK tearooms or am I just sadder than even I thought
GOODY GOODY yum YUM
