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5 Jul 2004

You obviously werent in your DB5 Easy you could have used the machine guns :shock:
we dont find deer a great problem down here in the Monkjacks...dont talk to me about bloody Monkjacks
when I was a young lad i colided with one at high speed round the back of Princethorpe wood and wrote my marina van off :cry:
However I did it with such skill I was awarded both ears and a tail for artistic impression and to this day I have them mounted above my fireplace ..along with the marina grill which became an integral part of the display confused

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Right Im off to take the Goldfish to obediance classes TTFN

5 Jul 2004

With Athens just around the corner it is time to inaugerate the SH olympics
Now obviously the events need to be decided by the olymic committee which we havent got rolleyes

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YET please apply below for membership
Naturally enough certain events will be incorporated such as
The showering competition
Beanbag shaving competition
Synchronied Goldfish swimming competition
But we need more ...so any suggestions gratefully received
and remember its not the taking part its the winning that counts lol

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5 Jul 2004

Firstly thankyou to you all for your kindness and consideration
i will reply to pms as soon as I can they are much appreciatrd
Secondly I had a very good weekend, my best friend from school called me and we went out for a the evening I explained the situation and he has unconditionally lent me the money to continue lol

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years ago when he was in a similar position with his company I did the same for him lol

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Its great to have mates yeah
(wasnt that a black grape album ?)

2 Jul 2004

thanks Judy
you guys are cheering me up already..think ill come out on top or go down fighting

2 Jul 2004

Actually Celtiq thats exactly what I do want to hear lol

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I have always picked myself up and got on with it,and come Monday I will keep trying but for now just need a laugh lol

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thanks for your kind thoughts people lol

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2 Jul 2004

18 years of working to build my company wiped out by massive bad debt..bank wont back me so we are tits up my old son :cry:

2 Jul 2004

Hello friends
I have had a dreadfull horrible week. The highlite has been coming on here and having a real giggle with you silly sods. lol

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from goldfish to one liners its been great lol

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Then Today theres this really nasty undercurrent because of a few posts. I do not judge these as good or bad or whatever, but Id just like to finish a bad week well.
So love to you all lol

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chill out and have a wonderfull weekend whatever youre doing lol

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Thanks for making me laugh lol

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2 Jul 2004

yes please
oooh sorry thought it was an offer for ugly bastards to get sex
Ill fetch me coat
seriously what constitutes ugly? There is unquestionably something beautifull about everyone.....come on guys and girls lets all chill out here cool

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2 Jul 2004

This is a swinging site? redface

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nobody tells me anything :shock:

2 Jul 2004

ace ive scored lol

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paul ask for criminal insanity dept :shock: :shock:

2 Jul 2004

Well ?
(sod one liners how about one worders) :shock:

2 Jul 2004

Yeah Paul and you still havent called
thought you were genuine rolleyes

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2 Jul 2004

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Classics Mike
W. Churchill
Ive had more out of alcohol than its had out of me lol

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Incidentally...how can you hijack a thread that is about nothing confused

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It is pointless therefore it exists

2 Jul 2004

Are you a woman?
Yes thats why it says his twice in my signature
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1 Jul 2004

Awww Dawn youre so sweet redface

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and so right :shock:
Do you think this post is more or less pointless than WBB s?

1 Jul 2004

Hi Easy
that was quick I must say, just experimenting with pointless posting theory as masterminded by WBB. lol

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Our ability to talk shite knows no bounds,
ps I lost my marbles :shock:

1 Jul 2004

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1 Jul 2004

You may but thats just cos youre posh
Most have to make do with one outfit between two
Thats why half you northern lasses are always at it..nothing to go out in :twisted:
bugger it im definately moving :twisted:

1 Jul 2004

Because its shite everywhere else
I love the north..no traffic just the odd horse and cart ambling its way along
...no need for Euros just barter and the odd groat
....genuine little homesteads with a couple of pigs and an old cow
...flat beer and yorkie puddings
...That is north of Watford Gap isnt it confused

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1 Jul 2004

Genuine
or Genuine bls bla seeks genuine
or are you genuine
No I am an ice cream cone from outer mongolia on a trip to venus ffs rolleyes

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30 Jun 2004

oh THAT Geraldine
everybody knows her...she still up for some group action confused

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Davej s premium fish fingers next I suppose lol

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30 Jun 2004

WHAT some people have been fibbing mad

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Blood and sand Davej you better be telling the truth about these pixies or were all in trouble rolleyes

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Pau :shock: l seems perfectly sane and well balanced to me :shock:

30 Jun 2004

Dont you believe it WBB the pixies are everywhere :shock:
Davej is our only hope lol

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oh hell

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30 Jun 2004

are we still talking bollox on here confused

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that was some trip Ive just been on..chillin with my fish an a bit of Goldyfish lookin chain cool

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youll be happy to know Davej me camels all calmed down now ,hes got his personal cd on listening to some Andy williams and he seems quite content
5 seconds ....BLOODY SHOWOFF mad

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30 Jun 2004

Nice one Easy lol

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keep talking bollox for Britain you know it makes no sense lol

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30 Jun 2004

Thats easy for you to say
but theyve got the base turned up so lopd the camels having palpitations
"steady Davej steady boy"
( named in honour of the most sensible person on sh) lol

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30 Jun 2004

Oi Davej thats not ffflllyyyair to tfthe wwelllfffsh
have you had a word with youre so called Pixie mates yet confused

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And another thing Ive just caught my fish listening to goldyfish looking chain mad

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30 Jun 2004

Davej I see youre away with the Pixies
so could you kindly ask the little gits to stop eating all the choccy bikkies and sweets and then still put the flaming wrappers back in the tin mad

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Oh aND LEAVE MY BEER ALONE IT COSTS MONEY YOU KNOW mad

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30 Jun 2004

dont beat yourself up WBB
There mostly incoherent anyway................must be all the drugs :shock:

30 Jun 2004

Sage words indeed WBB redface

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But you jnow there is no support these days.....all the Goldfish training schools are closed down
There used to be hepful programmes on the telly before it was dumbed down
Put in behavioral problems with Goldfish in a search engine and men with white coats rush around youre house and take you away :shock:
This is a serious and growing problem and perhaps WBB you could get a job as a Goldfish councillor :idea: