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30 Jun 2004

Sorry to say this WBB
but they dont play on the playstation anymore....sadly gone are those innocent halcien Goldfish days (sigh)
No whilst your Bob was obviously a good fish, respectful and decent ,this new generation they live by the fin and die by the fin
They know only one way , its Goldfish gang warfare out there mad

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Oi you little bastrd put those car keys back mad

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30 Jun 2004

turbot ?
bugger me never thought of that :shock:
Nah cant see any zip on the little buggers
oi give me that packet of fags back you little bast'' mad

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30 Jun 2004

Thats all well and good Dave..but the minute your backs turned there out of that bowl
and channel surfing for MTV and stuff mad

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look mate where do you think all your small change disapears too ?
why is it you always think youve left a fag for the morning and the packets always empty?
Why is it you were sure you had half a bottle of Scotch and its gone?
Goldfish mate ,bloody Goldfish you cannot trust them mad

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30 Jun 2004

Quite right Davej :!:
The recent spree of goldfish related crimes is surely of huge concern
Only the other day a group of basketball capped ner do well Goldfish were hanging round our local shop hurling abuse at passers by
drug related Goldfish crime must be stamped out now :!:

30 Jun 2004

Im a basque fan :twisted:
but helen remove the naked or people will have to vote twice lol

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30 Jun 2004

Steve I hope to have my licence back by then and if I do would love to attend
Obviously as the organiser you need to know numbers so what would be the latest for confirmation assuming I am invited?

30 Jun 2004

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30 Jun 2004

Congrats blue ...bluemin marvellous lol

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Now when are you going to do your first sensible post confused

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29 Jun 2004

I bet when this thread was started no one expected it to turn into 101 uses for a dead stick inect lol

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aar boostin as we say down here in the Midlands WBB lol

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29 Jun 2004

No mate ..but once their dead you could use them instead of cotton buds..
save money just wrap their heads in toilet paper and moisten :idea:

29 Jun 2004

I think I know her :idea:

29 Jun 2004

Do you think this threads gone a tad off the rails Mids please dont mention bleedin Parrots....Shireen ll be here any second now...and I reckon this threads gone montypython enough wink

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Right must give the cat a ring make sure its got the dinner on rolleyes

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29 Jun 2004

no git and sod would be more appropriate

29 Jun 2004

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Blimey a cat going dogging :shock:
I reckon youre right by the way easy .... lazy buggers these goldfish
Only creature on earth more useless than a teenager lol

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29 Jun 2004

Quiet tits?
How so ?
Do they need some oral sorry aural noas it was ,oral stimulation confused

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29 Jun 2004

.......home and found my cat hoovering the stairs, I knew it was worth persevering in teaching the Budgie macro economics.......
I give up on the Goldfish however hes never going to learn how to change a cambelt rolleyes

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29 Jun 2004

Bloody hell
That was you :shock:
you never let on you were eight feet tall..and juggled red ducks for a livnig :shock:
hope the avatars true at least :twisted:

29 Jun 2004

I thought Mal posted his big one last week
or am I mistaken confused

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29 Jun 2004

OK youve got me
Im really a female Portugese arm wrestler living in Warrington lol

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Everything else is true though lol

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25 Jun 2004

On that note of sardonic whit I shall fetch me coat and retire gracelessly for the weekend cool

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Have a good one everyone lol

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25 Jun 2004

No problem Boss smile

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Is it cold enough confused

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25 Jun 2004

oh no its happening again :shock:
i dont know if Im in therapy with Claire or in the GFZ
Concentrate man...get a grip on reality
Click the heels of your red slippers three times and say
theres no place like the GFZ
theres no place like the GFZ
:P wo Im back
Bloody hell Easy pour us another will you mate its been a weird afternoon :shock:

25 Jun 2004

Sorry Claire hes sodded off to the GFZ lol

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25 Jun 2004

Some left

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Dont be daft
I got a couple of bottles in just for you lol

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25 Jun 2004

Hi Welcome to addiction
Hope you have alot of fun cool

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25 Jun 2004

Must be friday easy synchronised posting again
Yeah I d love another Im parched cool

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25 Jun 2004

Mouton Cadet Blanc for the lady lol

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get the sarge to clean the keyboard Jags hes done bugger all else usefull around here today lol

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25 Jun 2004

Thanks easy
I tell you what that was a very strange moment I think I fell into a space time continum
cant possibly have been Jags fault lol

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25 Jun 2004

Shite ended up in the wrong thread
Ok easy your here first mines a pint of stella lol

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25 Jun 2004

Ta Jags
right pint of stella for warwick whats your poison easy?