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warwick
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 63
0 miles · Warwickshire
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Hmm Dont think my wife would be too bothered seeing as I havent got one anymore
However I have reconsidered on the basis I would lose my undersecretary :cry:
As for Dolly I told you it was purely platonic I just needed someone on my own level to talk to
Right now thats cleared up we are still in need of a minister for fun :idea:
However I have reconsidered on the basis I would lose my undersecretary :cry:
As for Dolly I told you it was purely platonic I just needed someone on my own level to talk to
Right now thats cleared up we are still in need of a minister for fun :idea:
Alas poor Warwick I knew him well :cry:
ODPM STATEMENT
Warwick resigns from cabinet effective immediately and will return to the obscurity of back bench life.
He would like it to be known that he has total faith in the party leadership and will continue to offer his total support (which means he will be a right little toe rag and lead a back bench revolt trying to usurp power for himself)
he would also like it to be known that he is in no way guilty of the smear campaign which has not been levelled at him, and in any case wasnt even in the country at the time that the unalleged incidents didnt take place
The right dishonourable member for rural warwickshire
ODPM STATEMENT
Warwick resigns from cabinet effective immediately and will return to the obscurity of back bench life.
He would like it to be known that he has total faith in the party leadership and will continue to offer his total support (which means he will be a right little toe rag and lead a back bench revolt trying to usurp power for himself)
he would also like it to be known that he is in no way guilty of the smear campaign which has not been levelled at him, and in any case wasnt even in the country at the time that the unalleged incidents didnt take place
The right dishonourable member for rural warwickshire
After last night 
i think we all need cheering up so how about a minister of fun:
davej or fun365 would both be suitable candidates but unfortunately Dave j was last seen duelling with a suspicious bread product with a man who looked strangely like sean connery doing an impression of the builder from village people, behind the GFZ :shock:
Fun365 was last seen hiding in gregisthegods sock draw and refused to come out under any circumstances
MrFC are you ready to step forwars and offer your services to the community:
( Warwick dons his batman costume and climbs back into the biscuit tin) :shock:
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i think we all need cheering up so how about a minister of fun
: davej or fun365 would both be suitable candidates but unfortunately Dave j was last seen duelling with a suspicious bread product with a man who looked strangely like sean connery doing an impression of the builder from village people, behind the GFZ :shock:
Fun365 was last seen hiding in gregisthegods sock draw and refused to come out under any circumstances
MrFC are you ready to step forwars and offer your services to the community
: ( Warwick dons his batman costume and climbs back into the biscuit tin) :shock:
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Claire might I humbly suggest, although of course its not my department. that all sports should be conducted naked thereby saving the economy and poor old Neils coffers an enormous amount of money 
Rural Affairs Policy
1 All females living in rural areas (ie outside greater London) will report on an individual basis to the minister for one to one interviews to see if they are entitled to any benefits
2 The rural economy will be boosted by the designation of official Dogging spots. permits for these will be only available through SH and at the behest of the minister for rural affairs
3 To sure up the rural economy village pubs (ie all pubs outside Greater London) will be required to stay open 24 hrs a day with every third pint or drink being provided free
4 Taxis will be available Foc to be payed for out of fuel tax (sorry Neil you ll have to find it elsewhere)
5 All beaches will be designated nudist friendly
6 The world will be towed off its axis so that the UK is roughly where Greece is now so it will be nice and warm
Job Vacancy
Minister requires undersecretary to serve under him. typing skills not important
apply in person :twisted:
Rural Affairs Policy
1 All females living in rural areas (ie outside greater London) will report on an individual basis to the minister for one to one interviews to see if they are entitled to any benefits
2 The rural economy will be boosted by the designation of official Dogging spots. permits for these will be only available through SH and at the behest of the minister for rural affairs
3 To sure up the rural economy village pubs (ie all pubs outside Greater London) will be required to stay open 24 hrs a day with every third pint or drink being provided free
4 Taxis will be available Foc to be payed for out of fuel tax (sorry Neil you ll have to find it elsewhere)
5 All beaches will be designated nudist friendly
6 The world will be towed off its axis so that the UK is roughly where Greece is now so it will be nice and warm
Job Vacancy
Minister requires undersecretary to serve under him. typing skills not important
apply in person :twisted:
