Muad dib I am aware of the imensity of the task in hand ( oops thinking about something else ) But minister for sex should be a two person job so i suggest KitKat or Mr & Mrs Fc or Fred and Wilma ( :twisted: Warwick eagerly awaits implementation of Rural affairs policy :twisted: )
Beging your pardon Muad dib (foxy) But what about Transport Food Environment Chocolate (WBB perhaps) Booze and Fags and of course Sex (overall minister that is) Oh and Sir (creep fawn..thinks of cabinet reshuffle) Judy tv for entertainment.. Oh go on pleeease
Hmm I see a small problem Foxy Debbiewebbs Bluexxx and gingerjolee will all want those positions so who loses out Terrific manifesto by the way Are you looking for an undersecretary because I think greg is up for the ...ah hem.... ...position
Well neil how about.............. Chancellor of the Exchequer : First you must answer this simple equation 2+3= ps Im bagging Minister for Rural Affairs ( Warwick in Rural Waewickshire )
Is it just me : ( It usually is) :cry: But I am just so fed up with politics and politicians...Its time for a new world order.. Yes my friends I propose the SH party Candidates should be suggested with reasons for recommendations. Here are a few of mine Davej . Minister for science Dave constant pushing of the boundaries and desire for knowledge his personal sacrifice mark him out as the man for the job Sarge. Minister for defence Obviously cos hes got all the tanks ( however me thinks he needs a refresher course after allowing himself to be snared so easily by WBB) Jags. Minister for Education Thatll sort the little Herberts out aint no one gonna argue with Jags Carpathian. Minister for the arts Nuff said Mal 609 . foreign Minister His tact and diplomavy know no bounds ( right nuke the B>>>) Midlander39 . Minister for sport Anyone who can do that with a bed and five women must know something Dawm-Mids. Minister for health Shes got a very healthy pair of .................... ......................Lungs? Right Im quitting while Im behind
having read with interest this post and having arrived back from the fish and chip shop, (obviously with me pie chips and curry sauce) I decided tao assist Davej with his experiment :shock: oooow nooooo curry sauce noooooo ouch OUch OUCHHHHHHHHH FEK Dont do it DaveJ Paramedic NOOOOOW
Yam tekkin the piss youth , thats how we still live in the Midlands... Now then oos got a groat so as how I can get some fresh straw fur me ankle biters :
This thread was meant to be sort of non rhetorical :shock: However now the can of worms is open... Paul couldnt agree more with that sentiment ..I would add Alesi and both Villeneuves to that racers list Dawn drivers are good at going fast but not so good at overtaking or scrapping for position...Racers are the ones that get stuck in and exite the crowds ( but me thinks you knew that already )
I raced in the BTCC in 1991 and it was all bollox big business and politics then. Sorry Flipper but the only motor sport for non millionares thats still fair is rallying WSB superb this year .come on Toseland
now I quite like the footy when its international..................................BUt..................Shireen Goodwood ..racing cars now thats where its really at... Went to monaco for the Gp ...only decent race of the year