someone may be kind enough to post the previous thread but I am too stupid to do so :cry:
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warwick
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 63
0 miles · Warwickshire
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I am staying in an hotel near MIlton Keynes on Monday 17th May. I am keen to have some pictures to send to people who request them and wondered if anyone could help
Not the most exiting offer I know but just for the record
i am 40 years old male
in reasonable shape
W/E ie well educated
Pm me if you are able to help
if not carry on enjoying the site
Not the most exiting offer I know but just for the record
i am 40 years old male
in reasonable shape
W/E ie well educated
Pm me if you are able to help
if not carry on enjoying the site
Whilst attempting various Taxi companies and shower installation companies last night I was listening to an old cd..
Nothing unusual there until I realised how deeply affected my psyche had become through using this site..
Completely unaware I began singing along to Deacon Blue s Chocolate girl...but with respect to Heather it had changedto...
Deacon Bluexxx
He calls her the car park girl
cause he knows she melts when he touches her
She knows shes the car park girl
cause shes woken up and swallowed
and wrapped in raunchy undies
she fully understands this
she says shes only human
so she will light up his flame
and off they go to prove it
Repeat chorus etc
which led me to wonder has anyone and im sure Fred will put me right composed a SH greatest hits
Songs for swinging doggers or the like
:shock:
Nothing unusual there until I realised how deeply affected my psyche had become through using this site..
Completely unaware I began singing along to Deacon Blue s Chocolate girl...but with respect to Heather it had changedto...
Deacon Bluexxx
He calls her the car park girl
cause he knows she melts when he touches her
She knows shes the car park girl
cause shes woken up and swallowed
and wrapped in raunchy undies
she fully understands this
she says shes only human
so she will light up his flame
and off they go to prove it
Repeat chorus etc
which led me to wonder has anyone and im sure Fred will put me right composed a SH greatest hits
Songs for swinging doggers or the like
:shock:
The location of my shower room being downstairs but not in a bungalow
do I go out through the front door and in the back?
( ruining any chance of a competitive time as I live in a Victorian townhouse and would have to pass five other houses then slot left down the alley finding my alleygate key on the way, open then close gate then pass the back of the five aforementioned houses then into the back door actually on the side , down the corridor through the kitchen through the utility into the shower.....six minutes gone already)
And if I have to post first i will have to walk ten minutes to my office first as I am the only person on the planet not to have a home pc
Or alternatively will someone come round and time me?
Help Sarge Im confused
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do I go out through the front door and in the back?
( ruining any chance of a competitive time as I live in a Victorian townhouse and would have to pass five other houses then slot left down the alley finding my alleygate key on the way, open then close gate then pass the back of the five aforementioned houses then into the back door actually on the side , down the corridor through the kitchen through the utility into the shower.....six minutes gone already)
And if I have to post first i will have to walk ten minutes to my office first as I am the only person on the planet not to have a home pc
Or alternatively will someone come round and time me?
Help Sarge Im confused
: : : : : : : : : : Okay firstly the disclaimer
warwick wishes it to be known that since joining this happy band about six weeks ago he has not to his knowledge seen this thread however he is mistaken he will apologise profusely and accept what he has got coming to him.(preferably a good seeing to by a female mod)
happy one
These are better days babe , better days with a girl like you
Springsteen "better days"
sad one
man I aint nothing but tired, Im just bored and tired with myself
hey there baby I could use just a little help
Springsteen "Dancing in the dark"
silly one
I just love youre friendly eyes
the way they look at each other
it moves me to tears
like a horror film
Badly drawn boy
warwick wishes it to be known that since joining this happy band about six weeks ago he has not to his knowledge seen this thread however he is mistaken he will apologise profusely and accept what he has got coming to him.(preferably a good seeing to by a female mod)
happy one
These are better days babe , better days with a girl like you
Springsteen "better days"
sad one
man I aint nothing but tired, Im just bored and tired with myself
hey there baby I could use just a little help
Springsteen "Dancing in the dark"
silly one
I just love youre friendly eyes
the way they look at each other
it moves me to tears
like a horror film
Badly drawn boy
Bugger. Youre not wrong Dave..I can see them coming to get me...must think up an escape plan
Oh for the days when if you did something twatish (is that a real word?) it was youre own stupid twatish fault...I remember falling over as a kid and not suing the council for compensation...burning myself on a cup of coffee and not suing big Macs..actually come to think of it big macs didnt exist...oh those halcien days
Escape plan...escape plan..
Got it ill counter sue Mrfc for starting the thread
Yipee im free
(seriously Dave deal with this shit all day..pissed off really really pissed off somewhere in rural warwickshire)
Oh for the days when if you did something twatish (is that a real word?) it was youre own stupid twatish fault...I remember falling over as a kid and not suing the council for compensation...burning myself on a cup of coffee and not suing big Macs..actually come to think of it big macs didnt exist...oh those halcien days
Escape plan...escape plan..
Got it ill counter sue Mrfc for starting the thread
Yipee im free
(seriously Dave deal with this shit all day..pissed off really really pissed off somewhere in rural warwickshire)
That would be great Dawn but I havent got any on digital and my scanner and pc are resolutely refusing to talk to each other. I am also as mentioned a total technophobe so scuppered really unless you know anyone who would like to take some pictures :
Obviously extreme danger of breaking camera
: Obviously extreme danger of breaking camera
