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12 May 2004

I was just reading Judy tv s post regarding single swingers and it made me think.
Judy was saying that not welcoming new members was impolite
Now I have not welcomed new members because I felt that I was too much of a newbie myself
My question is have I now been around long enough to welcome people
your thoughts please confused

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12 May 2004

Good point Paul
Incidentally for me it does need to be a lady lol

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Any offers confused

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12 May 2004

Interestingly when I was married i got quite a few approaches but since ive been divorced it doesnt happen so often confused

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Just for the record personally I was never unfaithfull during my marriage or the time I subsequently spent with my partner. However I would not judge anyone badly who has had affairs
I dont see why Archangel is getting so upset :cry:

12 May 2004

I Like the idea of 4 :twisted:

12 May 2004

it has been a long time since my beanbags were the subject of so much scrutiny lol

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Yes Im up for the race bring it on
We need a set of rules and an officially recognised referee wink

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10 May 2004

Yes my Lord a fancy dress party
Yes my lord a 99
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10 May 2004

Yes my Lord the defendant insists that this is indeed common practice, and that he was in any case merely following instructions from a web site
my Lord the defendant wishes to alter his plea to one of diminished responsobility and have three other cases of custard taken into consideration
Yes my Lord diminished responsibility, my client claims he was distracted by images of certain avitars
My client thanks the judge for his leniency and confirms he will indeed see him at the next Midlands Munch lol

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10 May 2004

Ive had a couple of nice replys but no success
So thankyou to those and still hoping to hear

10 May 2004

12 bloody years and I find out this way
Warwick Blatherwick :cry:

10 May 2004

Many thanks Davej for your sage advice
i have a couple of incy wincy problems however
1 I am currently banned from driving due to a record breaking Gatso moment
2 as you are aware under the new sarge regulation it takes me a fraction under seven hours to have a shower
3 plunging my manhood into a mcdonalds double shake is not the most appealing use for it
4 currently i am almost incapable of movement due to the aforementioned shaving attempt
5 I am currently getting loads of sympathy from the georgeous female forum members making the whole excecise worthwhile
6 i cant afford a Mc shake anyway as son number one fleeced me for my last quid this morning
nevertheless I am grateful for your contribution as at least it wont get me arrested
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fanny strimmer indeed evil

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10 May 2004

ooh you are a tease WBB
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10 May 2004

LLoyd Cole Excellent Kinky
Actually spent an enjoyable afternoon playing pool with Mr Cole in Rugby some years ago
Diamond Geezer

10 May 2004

Spoilsport biggrin

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10 May 2004

Id love to bin the daddy persona for a few hours too
(single parent of two middle school age boys)
Any suggestions gratefully received
In the meantime enjoy the virtual fantasy world of SH lol

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10 May 2004

Rocky ....You are so sad ....I thought I was the only person on the planet who could remember the dickies
In my vinyl collection sits
Dawn of the dickies and the incredible shrinking dickies :shock:
swinging music..I just cant get enough of Roxy Music ( actualy at the moment I cant get any...see separate thread :cry: )

10 May 2004

WBB :!:
you cant just post that and keep us all in suspense
Come on spill the beans :twisted:

10 May 2004

All offers of assistnce greatfully received :twisted:
Love the web site WBB shame you are so far from rural Warwickshire :cry:

10 May 2004

Oh very funny Paul lol

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So I take youre advice nip down to Boots ask the girl for a fanny strimmer and the next thing I know Im being escorted from the shop by the local constabulary :cry:
And I thought I could trust you lot

10 May 2004

Yes please Vicky lol

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Matmoleman used a Mach 4 turbonutterbolokbastard 3.0 litre sport macho coupe
( it has long been a source of concern to the author as to who thinks up names for disposable razors....coo eee look at me Ive got a TURBO :!: )

10 May 2004

Of course I attempted it on my own which may have been the problem.
Dont the rest of you find it difficult to get hand eye co ordination right looking in a mirror confused

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actually I am exagerating a bit ..i only nicked it once but boy did it hurt :cry:
Still now I will be irresistable to the whole of women kind lol

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or on the other hand perhaps not

10 May 2004

To the posters on the shaved beanbag thread
I hate you all
Having decided to attempt this I have merely ended up swelling Mr elastoplats coffers and ensuring myself a long and uncomfortable week
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glad the Munch went well lol

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7 May 2004

Bloody Hell Bowies looking a bit rough lol

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7 May 2004

For information Mouto Cadet Blanc (Jags) special offer at Sainsburys now per bouteille with an additional 5% off on every six bottles . Red is
Bought 6 crates of each yesterday lol

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Actually Im parched whos got the keys to the GFZ confused

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7 May 2004

40 bloomin 40
why do I always come last :!:

7 May 2004

If you happen to have mighty minis by chris Harvey there is a picture of mine on page185. mines the V reg and I am in the passenger seat so you cant see me... lucky you lol

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7 May 2004

Hi bella 25
Ive got a lol

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mini ive got a mini etc wink

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7 May 2004

oh and just another thought
Michelle Mouton and Louise Aitken walker bloody brilliant rally drivers so why not more women motor sport competitors confused

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7 May 2004

Ah Hmm stastistically Women make more claims than men and have more accidents
however men have much much bigger accidents
i personally have never had an accident with which I have made a claim
however I have had several monster crashes whilst competing on rallies but you can only get third party
just for the record I think most women drivers are far better and safer than their male counterparts :!:

7 May 2004

The Damned - Smasth it up
Me thinks the lizard man speaks with forked tongue :!:

7 May 2004

Good on you blue
as I am forty now do I need to switch to Senior Service
pondering can you still get them? rolleyes

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