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19 May 2004

Perhaps we could set up an arse comparison event where all the girlies vote on the boys arses?
You could just stick youre bum through a curtain so there could be no cheating and Sarge could add the rear of the year to the SH awards lol

Why do I feel a serious failure to win coming on
Oh sod it at least wed all get a feel from the lovely ladies lol

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19 May 2004

well no one has chosen me yet so I am sulking ..big time :cry:

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19 May 2004

any thanks Flipper do you think I also need more asterix and things to make myself even more irresistable confused

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19 May 2004

Dear friends,
I have just returned from a seminar on current legislation and future planned Eyropean schemes, and I have deep misgivings for the future viability of this fine site.
what has brought things to a head is the sarges laudible ,well meaning adopt a southerner scheme.
I have these questions to ask
Did the Sarge prior to starting the scheme carry out a proper risk assesment scheme?
Did the Sarge engage in full consultation with all relevant stakeholders?
(ie English nature CPRD etc)
Did the Sarge submit a full Environmental assesment of the scheme?
( all those southerners travelling north :!: did you look into the possibilities of moving southerners by rail or barge confused

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I truly fear these issues were not addressed or indeeed many many others and the Forum is heading for real problems. I therefore suggest this scheme based on cxurrent EU thinking to reduce work and improve performance
The proposed swinging heaven way forward consultation stakeholder enviromnentally sustainable consultation framework document 2004
1 Set up na working group to consider issue areas . This could be called swinging heaven adult forum taskforce (henceforth to be known as S.H.A.F.T)
2 SHAFT could then set up subgroup to tackle issues such as the safety and accessability issues of the GFZ and the yet to be opened SH theme park
this ccould be swinging heaven interactive technology yeargroup or SHITY
3 The existig OFF group should be contacted in order to discuss current thinking on forums (open forum finkers).
Nb due to the requirements for stakeholder involvement finking has now been adopted as the correct spelling as it was felt prejudicial against anyone under the age of 20 to use the old and outdated spelling methodsee EU statute for further info)
4these groups could be set up by the end of 2005 and have completed initial policy document frameworks by nolater than 2010
5 Zo my leetle european chums oo iz goin to join ziz appy leetle union and spend zee next ten years getting SHAFTED and being in zee Shity or are ve all OFF rolleyes

Answers on a post card please to
Warwick
eastern patagonia
second shed from the left
under the big tree wink

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18 May 2004

Good thinking Bilko lol

As a just a southerner can only be about 10 miles south of Brum Id like to be adopted by
......anyone lol

You lot uup north seem to have all the fun .. Do we have to bring our own whippets and pies ?

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18 May 2004

I AM AWAY FOR A FEW DAYS AND MISS THIS OPPORTUNITY :cry:
I just wish I had Known and of course it would have been usefull to be bi aswell :cry:
Im about to launch my own ad What do you think to
@@@ got cock need shag@'''

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14 May 2004

blimey that could become an olympic sport lol

Congratulations on your first delete sarge
Right time for a swift half then im on my way to a real pub i love Fridays lol

Incidentally it is absolutely glorious in sunny rural warwickshire woo hoo
( or is that wu hu WBB) cool

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14 May 2004

Well since sarge has buggered off to delete my errant post I suppose I d better fetch you a beer mal
nice to see you back alex lol

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14 May 2004

Go for your life Sarge
Ill get you a beer while youre doing it lol

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14 May 2004

I tell you what sarge I reckon if there was a SH award for most consistent synchronised poster id win hands down
Ta very muchly I ll have a pint of abbot oh and ignore my previous post rolleyes

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14 May 2004

Tis quiet today though :cry:
whos got the keys to the GFZ im blooming parched

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14 May 2004

Foxy it has to be said that in twelve years of running my own business not one person has left the company other than through retirement
Also when the crew have to work overtime no one ever complains
I firmly believe if you treat people right they will treat you right

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14 May 2004

Blimey better get our Ps and Qs right if Sarge is about :!:
Dont want the wrath of the army man down on us
Congratulations to both just please please dont let the loony lizard ever become a mod
( for truly he is as mad as a box of frogs)

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14 May 2004

Ta Mike Havent seen the papers ..dont care whats happening in the world today
Im just walking on sunshine cool

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14 May 2004

MISSCHIEF are you psychic?
It must be admitted that one of the reasons I am in such a good mood is because of last night :!:
Its such a cliche but she is absolutely wonderfull and single .. and why the hell has it taken us two years of working together to admit how we feel about each other confused

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14 May 2004

Fair comment exept I am the only one at work rolleyes

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14 May 2004

and they would have gotten away with it too if it wasnt for you meddling mrfc wink

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14 May 2004

Right you lot go home
sit in the sun have the day off chill out have a bbq
I have just sent allmy employees home because its a lovely day , they think im a loony but I do do this about five times a year
Am I mad or a good boss confused

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13 May 2004

Come on
Who did it
someone just has to be taking the piss lol

ps bit small though isnt it confused

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13 May 2004

I havent actually replied to any ads. but if you look at the thread further down the page on womens ads then opinion is divided.
Too much graphic doesnt do it for me but it does for others, so by definition i guess its the same for the fairer sex.
I would think some are genuine some arent confused

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But as most men dont have a 27 foot appendage some might struggle to fulfill their desires rolleyes

It does make you wonder sometimes though when the ad says no pics no reply. come on anyone can download a picture off the net so whats the point confused

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13 May 2004

Welcome my friend
I have no advice to give (see disclaimer)
Just enjoy its good fun in here lol

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13 May 2004

Id lke to be Adonis
But Im more Warwickus- half man half biscuit known for prodigius consumption of stellarus ( nectar of the Gods).
Prone to disastourus relationships with exwifeus who went off with younger Greek Adonis..
Actually I am very interested in ancient history . I ve got an A level in it (this last bit is true)
I ll probably spell this wrongly now but I used to love Gaius Gracchus title
Legibus Scribbundi et Republicae Constituendaie
and he was only a tribune of the plebs :!:
Right im off to find a Roman Orgy whos coming confused

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13 May 2004

Epilady....Its been so long I dont think I know how a lady works anymore :cry:
(ps WBB I do really I was just being silly ..dont tell anyone)

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13 May 2004

Sod me .
I thought?hoped this thread had died
WBB youre welcome to watch anytime :twisted:

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12 May 2004

Roger I think Mal was more having a go at the regularity of the thread more than Adventurer
I could be wrong but hey thats not unusual lol

anyway matey no luck here either, mind you I havent really been trying as I thought Id settle in and get to know people a bit better first
I love the site though , as much for the fun as anything
Thanks to all who keep it running . Great job
wink

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12 May 2004

Wlcome Perfect Stranger (no snogs though Im male)

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12 May 2004

Jemlet that is so kind
youre making us lads blush redface

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12 May 2004

Thatsa clever dick lol

ta very muchly Jeff lol

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12 May 2004

Many happy belated returns Dawn
Go on reply so I can enjoy your avatar again lol

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12 May 2004

Blimey Paul thats a clever cock :shock:
I dont know how anyone else feels but I really dont think the photo ads just showing a close up of the ladies private parts are atall erotic
maybee im just strange confused

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