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8 Jun 2004

Mal isnt that six words :idea:
How about
schumacher wins again :cry:

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8 Jun 2004

Of course it works Mal
FFs my
@@@Got Cock need Shag***%%
ad gets me laid seven times a week lol

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8 Jun 2004

Ah so I did have oral sex with my ex wife
She often told me to F,,, Off

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8 Jun 2004

FFS where did you get my picture from confused

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Seriously though he wouldnt need to call the fire brigade :shock:

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7 Jun 2004

Where the f--- did he come from
barichello germany last weekend
How the f---did I lose that
Corija french open yesterday rolleyes

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3 Jun 2004

It is very true Dave
ps sorry about the appaling typing im having one of my dyslexic days redface

ps race cars also have a cockpit do they not...food for thought my friend :shock:

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3 Jun 2004

:lol
Bilko = smart arse

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3 Jun 2004

This is awell known phenomonen known in the motorsporting world as travelbar.
it affects nearly all race and rally drivers. The likelihood is your driving toofast and excuse the pun troo hard lol

Is there a female equivalent of the infamous travelbar? lol

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3 Jun 2004

I went to the island of Madeira on my own and had a wonderfull time. there is a great website on the island and its a fabulous place. There is only one Hotel i n the old town of Funchall and thats the place to be
its called the porto de santa maria and its glorious
Have a fab time cool

oh by the way I was in Nice for the Monaco gp last weeekend and thats pretty lively for a week and it only costs about a fiver to catch the train to Monaco or Cannes lol

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3 Jun 2004

I dont know whether this will help or hinder. my wife left me for another man several years ago . We had been together for 16 years and married for 14 with two boys.
Whilst it was awfull to start with we are now good friends and the boys are well adjusted. To be honest she initially had custody but when our youngest developed cancer(he is now all clear but he lost the ability to walk for two years due to the cancer damaging a nerve) she couldnt cope and they have lived with me since.
We are both now happy and the boys are perfectly adjusted. If it does happen you must remember no matter how hard it is to always put your child first.
I hope you can work things out and im sorry but I have to disagree with some posts here you cant be Too nice .
Best of luck

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27 May 2004

All the ladies are truly magnificent
What a great thread , the only problem is ive been looking at it so long I think my eyesights going :shock:
and for the record I vote for Alex

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21 May 2004

Smashing Ill have a beer cheers..Its thirsty work this body rubbing you know :twisted:
Then I suggest that you get your full combat gear on Sarge and hide under the pool table till all the girls have gone..
Go on dont be shy you can slot in there right next to Rogerthedragon lol

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21 May 2004

FFS Roger youd better get over here in the GFZ pdq aswell...oh by the way dont say anything to dreamerHelen itll come off eventually lol

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21 May 2004

Quick you need an all over body rub with oils ..dont worry Ill take care of it.. oh and BTW heres youre Vodka
Now just relax I know what Im doing :twisted:

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21 May 2004

Me thinks the Sarge is in for a slap :cry:
If I were you Id leg it off to the GFZ on the double :!:

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21 May 2004

Right mate heres your tea...sorry not interested in cricket
sad

off to a proper sporting event on Sunday lol

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21 May 2004

nah balls to it Im on hols as from tonight so lets get going
incidentally has anyone seen the perverse reptillian one confused

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Do you think hes hiding under a stone because of the high temperature or has someone inadvertantly pulled his tail off confused

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rude of me Paul fancy a beer confused

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21 May 2004

A work of supreme genius allow me to fetch you a pint
Actually early though it is I think I may join you lol

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21 May 2004

For ancient Roman Doggers
Swing low sweet chariot lol

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21 May 2004

I need a lie down
Wow and once more wow
( Ilove this new avatar trend)
Ps Hi Im warwick see my disclaimer lol

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21 May 2004

Sincere hand gesture
concerned frown thoughtfull enigmatic pause
Now well yknow Kneeing me in the nuts ....I have always had three major policies me me me oh shit no um bollox... um ..education education..um oh shit whats the third one
All hail president tony lol