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warwick
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 62
0 miles · Warwickshire

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sadly blonde i bunked out of my aardvark language lessons in year two so i am not fluent :cry:
however if the little gits got my nail file then it is tony my pet aardvark in which case could you post him home to me as the goldfish are pining
I will of course refund the postal costs
sorry dave but your wrong again mate. AArdvarks have been known to climb curtains when cornered and afraid.
for instance if confronted by Jags in full slap-mode they could even climb sheer mountain faces which are a lot more challenging than curtains
the only way to determine whether it is in fact a cat a mountain lion or an aardvark is to ask it. as far as I am aware no aardvark has ever been impeached in a court of law and as such would be likely to give an honest answer
btw has anyone seen my nail file confused:
no one from here noel lol :lol:
just waiting for the call to pick her up from the station wink
no kids tonight mate but theyre back tommorrow at 11 am... hey still get to have a lie in lol
actually you know who it is wink
sadly shes only here tonight :cry:
yes and Im bloody freezing thanks to you sarah
been standing round for an hour in the buff holding a glass of chilled white for you :shock:
Ps never confused: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:
ta very muchly Dawn lol :lol:
Ill try anything Im desparate and Ive got a date tonight :shock:
now then Dawn I could suggest something :twisted: :twisted:
problem is I havent seen it this week due to the cold weather lol :lol: :lol:
You need someting to warm you up Dawn wink
in the meantime weve run out of straws :cry:
not in this weather Dawn but Ill get you a drink if you like :shock:
not fair noel you should be made to look like an idiot
(like the rest of us lol :lol: :lol: )
cant stand the competition hey lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
nice pint of stella will go down well btw sarah get your kit off I feel silly standing here all alone in the buff :lol:
your wish is my command (actually its my wish aswell)
stripping off now sarah lol :lol:
welcome to the warwick free zone
(well no sign of the gfz)
I in the chair who wants a beer confused:
hi tonup , cool first post
hope you find what your looking for. most here are friendly and open minded so you should enjoy it
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
whats your idea of foreplay raunchy confused:
"brace yourself " :?:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
yes very true and you need to build up your posts dawnie because you are so quiet lol
You also need to start it on a higher heat so it dries out more lol
nil you got a 69 er mate rolleyes :roll:
always thoughtfull, always helpfull davej
It beggars belief they havent made you a mod yet :shock:
Now listen mrj I only have trouble standing up by myself after 5 not 3
Do not besmirch my character I am rarely wrecked before 5Pm :shock:
lighthouses are good because you cant walk into sharp corners rolleyes
Im a petrol head what can I say
actually dawn two of them are bust at the moment anyway :cry:
used to have an Rs2000 ,one of my all time favourite cars
currently (like everyone else apparently :shock: ) Ive got a Mundano