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warwick
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 62
0 miles · Warwickshire

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Helen you need to get checked out matey. just before Xmas I had a fainting fit followed by some of your symptoms and also a rash with later a problem with light sensitivity.
it ended up being meningitis and I spent 7 days in Hospital
its very common at the moment but treatment is good
hope your better soon
Yes you did Polo .......Unfortunately I ws a little drunk so I stuck them over my head and blew them up like baloons redface
Sorry surprisedops:
I was just looking at the davej avatar challenge thread again. (still cracks me up) and it occured to me that we must all have an all time favourite thread , either serious , daft or poigniant
You can shoot me down in flames if you like but I was wondering what everyones fave was confused:
Mine has to be the aforementioned avatar challenge lol
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
classic surrey wink
Champagne is a definate for Me but there is the crossover point between it working and passing out in an undignified heap in the corner lol
FFs Dont encourage him mad
typical smarmalaid going for the sympathy vote :shock:
Attic my arse , I have it on very good authority that it was one of the deer from over the Chase that took axeption to his presence and stomped him :shock:
Whatever you do dont take that shed to Dewsbury, its not safe there I tell you
:shock: For often warwick is to be found in the vicinity and some little get stole my beloved shed
( NO REALLY THEY DID) And that looks like a reallly nice shed :idea: :idea: so Ill nick it
Are you suggesting my bollox are small Sarah redface
Well yeah okay so they are rolleyes
What took you so long man :shock:
any more than 30 seconds is pure self indulgence
ask Minx shes on 27 by now wink
Ill fetch my coat
Minx is taking her time isnt she confused:
she must be on about number 15 by now lol
speed and endurance isnt the only important thing about wanking you know Dawn
theres style and artistic merit to take into consideration aswell confused
not to mention degree of difficulty :shock:
I mean its much harder to have a wank whilst at work or driving than it is in bed for instance
Right Ill be back in a minute Im off to have a...........
No , no limits Minx
sorry I took a while to get back I was having a wank :shock:
Thats a good idea Minx wink
As its the most depressing day of the year perhaps we should cheer it up a bit and make it
National Have A Wank Day lol
what do you think confused:
Cheers Dawn that should clinch it wink
When did you see my bollox btw :shock:
A most generous offer of help Sarah , but sadly a sticky sweet and an empty drinks can are not the valuable commodity they once were :cry:
Ah the memories of purchasing a small yacht for an empty drinks can or a spanish villa for a sticky sweet rolleyes
the youth of today would never believe you of course :shock:
No sadly I shall have to delve deep into my collection of classic elastic bands to pay the piper confused
maybee even have to auction a marble or two on E thigy
Bugger :cry:
ive only got two goldfish spare :shock: can i make it up with a half used bic biro and the 27p in my pocket confused:
Nope rolleyes :roll: guess thats me history then
OOh mik69 is going to be well unhappy when he finds youve been drilling holes in his shed for eagerslut , steph
Someone pass me a mineral water please only I cant drink on my medication and the doctors in white coats say I must take it or theyll put me away again rolleyes
Yep I wouldnt want to be old wrinkled tiddle dick now :shock:
Come on Dawn let rip wink
You should realise by now sarah he can run but he cant hide lol
woo Hoo Dawnie wawnie over here :lol: :lol:
Thats not a whale :shock:
its davej trying out his new precision snorkelling kit he got for Xmas
sarge if I were you Id put in a leave application to the sarge asap rolleyes
I think the RSPCA just carted him away blonde
if hes hungry hed be better off with a goldfish anyway as cats are a bit gamey ive found rolleyes :roll:
can I be certified for dropping my trousers next to amotorway please sarah lol
well guys youve had a lucky escape :shock:
Ms warwick had promised to do the honours wiyh the digital camera this weekend but now shes not coming to play :shock: :shock: I mean stay :cry:
Her mothers ill so shes staying with her darn sarf :cry: :cry:
I believe it dates back to the colonial period when they were brought back from the states and became more popular than the tradition of Goose
Im having goose as normal this year. Much nicer
had exactly the same experience WBB . bought a driving day for a mates 40th back in june
( well a group of us did Im not that generous rolleyes :roll: )
and hes still trying to sort out the ensuing mess
They did go bump and the cheeky mare who owned the company has the affrontery to be one of the judges on dragons den :shock: :shock: :shock:
Id tell her where to shove her advice ( actually that goes for all of them, pompous arses)
Im the perfect weight for my height cool 8-)
Im just not tall enough, so count me in. I really could do with shifting about half a stone now so that will be a stone and a half after holiday excesses :cry: :cry: