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i dont think i should be here today......

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easyease
Orgasminator
got my sarcy head on.... lol
Unknown User
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got my sarcy head on.... lol

No? Can't say I had noticed rolleyes
Minx x x
banlwales
Master of Sex
Quote by easyease
got my sarcy head on.... lol

Surely that's allowed...it is Monday after all..!!
Anyway...doesn't swapping heads contravene the AUP...?
easyease
Orgasminator
hehe is it that obvious welshminx? lol
and yeah banl, it is supposed to be the most depressing day of the year today according to the news. ill try and bite my tongue and be gentle but no guarentees. :lol:
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hehe is it that obvious welshminx? lol

Yep :P
Minx x x
easyease
Orgasminator
i always get like this when im sexually frustrated. lol
Unknown User
Quote by easyease
i always get like this when im sexually frustrated. lol

Try having a wank..that way we are all happy.. :giggle: :giggle:
Minx x x
warwick
Sex God
Thats a good idea Minx wink
As its the most depressing day of the year perhaps we should cheer it up a bit and make it
National Have A Wank Day lol
what do you think confused:
Unknown User
Having a clerks day huh! Take yourself into a corner and have a bloody good word with yourself .....and if that don't work do like the minx says
:twisted:
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by warwick
Thats a good idea Minx wink
As its the most depressing day of the year perhaps we should cheer it up a bit and make it
National Have A Wank Day lol
what do you think confused:

You should have suggest that beforethe kids started coming in from school :giggle:
easyease
Orgasminator
yep time to crack one off......ill put a dumb ass post up in a mo saying i need a midget lesbian with big boobs to call me for phone sex during the next 5 mins.....that should do the trick. lol
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Quote by warwick
Thats a good idea Minx wink
As its the most depressing day of the year perhaps we should cheer it up a bit and make it
National Have A Wank Day lol
what do you think confused:

Are we limited to the number of wanks Sir Warwick ?
Hope not cos I am up to 6 already
:twisted:
Minx x x
warwick
Sex God
No , no limits Minx
sorry I took a while to get back I was having a wank :shock:
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Quote by warwick
No , no limits Minx
sorry I took a while to get back I was having a wank :shock:

Wohoo! Time for number 8 before the kids get home then ;) :giggle:
Minx x x
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Hope not cos I am up to 6 already

Quote by BiWelshMinx
Wohoo! Time for number 8 before the kids get home then ;) :giggle:
Minx x x

Bloody hell, number 7 must have been a quickie :lol2:
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Hope not cos I am up to 6 already

Quote by BiWelshMinx
Wohoo! Time for number 8 before the kids get home then ;) :giggle:
Minx x x

Bloody hell, number 7 must have been a quickie :lol2:
30 seconds
lol :lol: ;)
Minx x x
warwick
Sex God
speed and endurance isnt the only important thing about wanking you know Dawn
theres style and artistic merit to take into consideration aswell confused
not to mention degree of difficulty :shock:
I mean its much harder to have a wank whilst at work or driving than it is in bed for instance
Right Ill be back in a minute Im off to have a...........
warwick
Sex God
Wow that was good lol :lol: :lol:
Dawnie
Sex God
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
Warwick, you wanker rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
warwick
Sex God
Ill fetch my coat
Minx is taking her time isnt she confused:
she must be on about number 15 by now lol
easyease
Orgasminator
biggrin : ah thats better...... im chilled out again now. you people are coool.
warwick
Sex God
What took you so long man :shock:
any more than 30 seconds is pure self indulgence
ask Minx shes on 27 by now wink
easyease
Orgasminator
ya cant rush a good thing mate lol