Enthusiastic couple looking for a little fun and games with laid back happy couples.

Having been married for 19 years we're looking to spice things up a bit, try a few new things, explore some fantasies and hopefully find some new friends.

We're both busy professionals and have the sort of life that involves slaving away all week and then naffing off for active weekends. Our social time is very precious and so we tend to spend it very carefully.

This means any relationships take time to develop, there will be no one night stands and you may get bored...! We're not going to book a hotel before we meet and we're not going to turn up with a pocket full of condoms.

He is 6ft, medium build, some hair, house trained and allegedly o.k in the sack. He smokes, but only from the normal places, is comfortably endowed, snipped and surprisingly willing to sleep in the wet patch.

She is 5ft, curvey build, some hair and can find the bedroom on her own. She's very well appointed, feisty and he loves her to bits.

We are looking for couples, straight, bi, or curious (we'd hate to rule anything out at this stage or perhaps more importantly we'd hate it to be an un-necessary obstacle) who can be safely seen in public, like a nice nosh, day out or trip to the beach etc etc. and of course as much sexual indulgence as we can cram into an evening. Basically we're looking to get to know a few compatible couples and progress any relationship based on chemistry and hopefully mutual attraction.

Our idea of fun is a big heap of bodies enjoying one another, a bit like twister without the mat.

We like entertaining and relaxing comfortably at home in the hot-tub.

We're not into hotels, car-parks or brief encounters.

We're not into girly sideshows for the boys or separate room anything. We are however very keen to experience and the worst we can say is no..!

We don't want any singles, pushy types, perverts or anyone who thinks Rolf Harris did a better version of "Stairway to Heaven"

Excessive tattoos and piercings don't float our boat, neither does football, soaps and reality tv in so much as we've no idea who won pop idol and we don't know who's playing next weekend....well we do, but not football that's for sure.

If you own a caravan and especially if it's in front of us please tick the box marked "we're from the planet Rupert, do you have change of a Zonk..?"

If you're looking for a quick fuck with someone else's missus 'cos you're bored with yours, try elsewhere...or tick the box marked "Not known at this address"

If you're currently wanking over this site please tick the box marked "I'm a single male pretending to be a couple but it doesn't seem to be working"

If you're looking for some new friends what the hell give it a go you never know we haven't bitten anyone yet.

If you write, having read the above, we will reply.

If you can't be bothered reading the ad, we doubt we'll bother replying.

Oh.. and if you're of the opinion that we're all here for the same thing then you're not the sort we're looking for.

........and no singles please..!!