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banlwales
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 59
Straight Female, 59
0 miles · Caerphilly

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Master of Sex
horses for courses shloppy. Maybe with age comes control, ability and of course experience. lol
As previously mentioned, the testicles produce sperm and hormones but not the entire ejaculate. Over 70% is produced by the seminal vesicle so to assess production volume of potential partners maybe it would be wiser to take the balls out of the mouth and shove a finger up his arse..?
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Master of Sex
Quote by westerross

I would have thought that cow farts were more envonmentally friendly anyway than exhaust fumes.

rotflmao Nice one! As it happens they're not strangely enough. Methane is twenty times more active in terms of global warming than carbon dioxide gram fer gram (damn bluddy metrics!)- it's just that there's far less of it about.
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..although i seem to remember reading somewhere that its rate of increase was a lot higher than carbon dioxide...?
Master of Sex
Interestingly enough, even if you buy aluminium black and silver plates which are legal for the age of the car they're going on, they still come with a "not for road use" sticker because there's no makers reference on them.
I make my own at work with a colour printer, that way they can say whatever you fancy.
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Master of Sex
Quote by keeno
These plates really annoy me. mad :x :x
It is typical of the bottom up erosion of law and order. It seems it is alright to break minor rules as they don't effect anyone. However, once it is acceptable to ignore these minor rules the bar is raised and more serious offences are committed in the belief they don't count either.
The regulations for registration plates are there for a reason. If they are ignored the owners should get 3 points just like every other motoring offence.

Ka-ching..!
As usual the government don't trust anyone to apply their own common sense and as such they produce laws that ensure compliance.
The purpose of a No. plate is to clearly identify a vehicle and with today's cameras even more so. The use of extra fixing screws and weird fonts to disguise and alter plates is in my opinion a capital offence. However, using black and silver plates on a post 1972 car, or not displaying yellow plates to the rear is really of no consequence as long as the car can be easily identified or photgraphed.
Of course, non of the above should apply to motorbikes and they should have the smallest possible plates, preferably snapped in half and covered in grime.
he he he.
(members of the campaign for forward facing speed cameras)
Master of Sex
Damn and blast. We were hoping not to need our soapbox today…..
Greenness is now proportional to energy consumption not environmental compassion.
We buy low-energy lightbulbs despite there being an issue with their disposal and recycling abilities..
We recycle because we believe that uses less energy that the creation of new. Yesterday’s pollution is today’s carbon dioxide. We don’t seem to be as concerned about toxic emissions now as we are about CO2. Greenpeace are jumping up and down shouting “whoo hooo, remember us..!”
Food for thought.
The earth always has and always will vary its temperature. It’s been a lot hotter and a lot colder in the past.
Put 10 experts around a table and 5 will say the current temperature rise is due to CO2, 5 will say the increased CO2 is as a result of the temperature rise.
“Global warming” has become “climate change” because it’s not necessarily getting warmer.
Don’t forget the imminent ice-age proposed in the late 70’s
Become a cynic and avoid trusting government.
If you Do believe that reducing CO2 is a good thing address the whole life costs of everything in terms of CO2 rather than just assuming the advertisers are correct (they’re trying to sell you stuff)
85% of the whole life cost of a car is in its manufacture. Running a 1978 Jaguar XJS is better for the planet than buying a new Prius. The SMMT don’t like those sorts of figures.
Asian imported tomatoes have a smaller carbon footprint than Dutch ones grown in heated greenhouses.
Washing at 30 degrees is far worse than washing less often.
The list is endless.
We are being sold an energy crisis wrapped up in an environmental wrapper.
It began the day America realised it had to import fuel.
Save energy and save cash, but don’t assume you’re saving the planet. That requires a serious commitment.
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Master of Sex
For some reason no-one's mentioned Katherine Legge who is currently racing in the Champ Car series. She walked away from a massive accident at Road America last year complaining that her bruises would be visible when she wore her gown to the gala ball.
There are loads of women in motorsport especially at club level though not as many as men. As you climb the motorsport ladder very few make it regardless so you'd expect there to be even less women reaching the top.
Don't forget, despite what some would like us to think, there are differences between the sexes that do enable either to be more competitive in certain areas and it may be that in general, Motorsport is one of them.
Master of Sex
Quote by a1rich
it arrived this afternoon just filling it up now with water so we will se how it goes

you may need to smear yourself in goose fat.....
....you know, that's not a bad plan :shock:
Master of Sex
you could always start a forum thread asking for advice on how to get noticed..?
you know...it just might work lol
Master of Sex
Quote by Dizzy_Donna
We did finish the discussion on a even bass but it made me think how many other out there think the the social side is taking over from other chatting and leaving people out?? rolleyes

I'll just pop my tuppence worth in.....
I have a dreadful (maybe too strong a word) habit of entering the chat room in a morning and leaving it in the evening. It's there in the corner of my screen all day and people come and go. I keep half an eye on the conversations and add superbly witty comments of my own from time to time. We rarely get on the site in an evening. The conversation during the day continually varies depending who is in the room and I too was present during the conversation that Dizzy describes. At that time there were substantial numbers in who'd all been to the previous social and as such the topic was clearly popular.
I guarantee that during the day the conversations vary beyond belief and rarely talk about sex. Innuendo lots, and i've no idea what people whisper about..!
It's worth remembering that this is essentially a social hobby and anyone can open a chat room to suit their own desires if they feel the one they're in does not quite match..!
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Master of Sex
hmmmmm...so bi-males are rugby players...ok
and the wheezy boys, with notes from Matron excusing them from games, became the red blooded hetros happily shaggin' their way throgh life...
c'mon Neil, you're not giving us many options here...!
:P
Master of Sex
Well that's one hell of a heater....
...or have you got a partcularly magnificent combi boiler....?
lol
Master of Sex
Quote by Alpha-Male
Why is it that some normal hetro men suddenly decide that they want to suck and play with another man and have one on one sex ..is it boredom or something else ??

I think it's simple mathematics
Bi = far more chance of a shag.
The same question can, of course, be asked of hetro women turning bi.....the answer might be a little more sinister.
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Master of Sex
it's a lot of faff just for a weekend.
What sort of heater does it come with, some sort of gigawatt device to get it ready in time..?
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Master of Sex
Quote by varca
I didn't perve.......
honest!
innocent

Not likely you didn't!!! biggrin :giggle:
Cardiff appears to have suddenly become the swinging capital of the UK :grin:
Judging by the company there seems to be a perfectly logical explanation for that..! lol
Master of Sex
Quote by duncanlondon
I agree with the practicalities of 'doing the decent thing'. But I have met a few women who actually enjoy seeing me shoot my load. So we'd miss that.
Also if I lost my children for whatever reason, I'd still be able to have more children.
Its not too difficult to avoid coming off inside if you are willing to take your own simple precautions.

Hence the weigh up the pros and cons well before you decide, however....
your "load" is pretty much the same as it was before.
Sperm will not freeze indefinately.
Our happy family is the result of foreplay. "Coming off" wasn't the problem just good old slack contraception. Just remember there are many a good few tadpoles released long before your magnificent ejaculation and they're determined little chaps..!
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Master of Sex
We could do no more than echo Mr Goodtimez post.
Totally straightforward and one less thing to worry about.
But, like a tattoo, seriously weigh up all to pros and cons before diving in.
rolleyes
Master of Sex
Quote by H-x

Why they made more than one Highlander film

There should be only one.
H.x
smackbottom
Master of Sex
Quote by neilinleeds
the crux of the issue is that driving about in monstrously damaging 4x4s and 747s is unsustainable, in terms of emmisions, in terms of damage to other citizens of the world, in terms of raw materials needed to build the damned things, in terms of those who might benefit from more efficient use of the world's dwindling fuel resources?
this is a bubble that WILL burst, quite catastrophically!
what then do you suggest we do, or should we just allow damaging rampant consumerism to go unchecked, to the detriment of those who can't afford to opt in or out of such blatantly self-serving life-style choices? confused

Firstly, my apologies for only partially quoting you Neil.
Secondly, I couldn't agree more.
However, is road pricing the answer..?
If the crux of the issue is material consumption, road pricing can't possibly be a solution surely..?
In my simple brain you tax people for what they consume and use the proceeds to provide alternatives. A congestion charge does not distinguish between a super economical compact vehicle and one with dreadful fuel efficiency.
There are very sound arguments for taxing increased energy usage but i can't seem to see the logic behind road pricing yet.
I find it surreal that to attend a meeting in London costs me less in my car than on the train, unless i can book well in advance for my ticket.
It doesn't half make my brain hurt.
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Master of Sex
Quote by banlwales
erm....
that'll be circumference you're thinking of...
area is pi x diameter squared / 4

Quote by celestria
area of a circle is pi x radius squared
radius being half of the diameter

...and don't forget if you've a tape but no calculator and desperate to know the area of a circle
area = half the circumference x half the diameter.
Master of Sex
Quote by jaymar
Everyone does it, it's perfectly normal.. isn't it?

what....
masturbating..?
Talking to you friends about it..?
or asking questions about it on a public forum..?
hang on....
yes to all three.
Though i've never be CAUGHT.
lol
ok, ok, i'll stick to the mind games
Master of Sex
Quote by keeno
ok ! who can explain " pye " and why its not a full number ?????????? confused
( did i spell that right? ) wink

Nerd Factor 7
Pi (pye) is the ratio between the circumferance of a circle and it's diameter. It is 22/7.
So pi x diameter equals the area of a circle. :wink: redface
erm....
that'll be circumference you're thinking of...
area is pi x diameter squared / 4
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Master of Sex
Well we have black walls, a black sofa, black floors, black door handles, black light switches and black tables. We have a white ceiling.
We like restoring classic cars.
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Master of Sex
can we apply the same punishment to those who wear bluetooth headsets in Tescos...?
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Master of Sex
Quote by Mr-Powers

Did anyone notice the announcement that the fines for using mobile phones are to double?

The penalty ought to be a lenghty ban......
Your car crushed and your phone crushed evil
agreed....no sympathy for anyone caught using a mobile while driving....they can double it or treble it....you shouldn't drive and talk on your mobile anyway!
Perhaps shooting them is the way forward then...?
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Master of Sex
Quote by Drewxcore
pythagoras's theorem
i take it thats spelt correctly

erm.....
surely pythagoras had some idea about it.??
Master of Sex
Global Warming and climate change.
run away...run away...run to the hills
Master of Sex
Quote by celestria
55?

well done.
can you put your pens down and pass your papers to the front.
you can pass your calculations over to jaymar..!
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Master of Sex
Quote by jaymar
Before I came, confusion abounded.
I'm late, I'm late was frequently sounded.
I'm not average, but was based on a mean.
My size, in theory, is constant: fifteen.
I'm two dozen steps, again in theory.
But walk my length and you'd get weary.
I take half and quarter steps at times.
In reality, I don't follow the lines.
I shrink to nothing in two cold extremes.
Over a thousand miles wide in the betweens.
What am I?

a day...?
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