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welsh_one
Over 90 days ago
Male, 51
0 miles · Cardiff
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girls always say what they find cute or sexy in my experiance, have yet to meet one that hides itQuote by Sgt Bilko
what you watching? your neighbours nice people? whats your favorite flavour revel? you drink full sugar coke? diet coke? coke with vanilla? coke with lemon? cherry coke? your missus in barcelona alone? hoe you feel about it? why havnt you gone? she sent you a postcard? does she tan well? dont you like the warm weather? do toffee revels stick to your teeth?
That Peter Kay Thing. Yes. Raisin (previously peanuts). Normal Fat Bastard Coke. With her mates- 40th Birthday Last Week. Who you calling a Hoe? Girls only. No. Yes. Love it. No, I keep them in the fridge (Revels, not teeth!!)
ok ill call you another garden implement you rake lol but dont you find revels aint half as good as peanut m&m's? how can it be girls only when there are men in barcelona? doesnt keeping the revels in the fridge make the toffee too hard to bite? does it hurt the teeth? what you watching when peter kay finishes? has your phone rang since you sat down? who was it that rang? did you like the person that rang or pretend to like them? who was the last person you spoke to on msn from here? lol :wink:
never been to a club so i dont know Quote by Sgt Bilko
I'm drinking Coke, I'm eating Revels, watching TV, listening to no music, I have a Coke glass, packet of Revels, TV remote control, pen and phone on my computer desk!!
The curtains are closed, the neighbours are quiet, as they usually are, kids are asleep and the wife is in Barcelona. I have just changed into my dressing gown, I've not been circumcised, haven't shaved the bollocks for a while, I prefer having a tash but no beard and my favourite film was Braveheart.
I prefer English..........no, British girls, can't tie a bow tie, have never used but may do one day, have no favourite singer, I cry every time something sad/funny is on television and I log into the chatroom once a month to make sure I don't have to go through the hell of registering again.
I have had an out of body experience but forgot to post in that thread when it was on the first page, but I will do if it pops back up, I am pleased we are hosting the Olympics in 2012, I don't know of any hotels in Poole and finally, a belated Happy Birthday for last Thursday Reese - sorry I missed it on the day!!!
Right - that should answer a few questions and keep my post count down for a while!!!!
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what you watching? your neighbours nice people? whats your favorite flavour revel? you drink full sugar coke? diet coke? coke with vanilla? coke with lemon? cherry coke? your missus in barcelona alone? hoe you feel about it? why havnt you gone? she sent you a postcard? does she tan well? dont you like the warm weather? do toffee revels stick to your teeth?
right that should keep you busy for a while sgt lol :wink:
Quote by 3someinpreston
Nescafe Gold Blend, Coffee Mate and 1 sugar - all mixed with hot water... thats all our financial situation allows!
God bless CoffeeMate - God's answer to those students who's milk goes off too quick lol:o
4 cans of oranjeboom on managers special value
tastes exactly like stella only a fraction of the cost 
well theres always been a swinging scene so to speak, but was mainly behind closed doors i think that its just become nore publisised now and more open that we only now know how big a thing it truly is due to the coverage it gets these days.
now dogging on the other hand has grown at an alarming rate in my area and its beyond a joke on times, as people turn up after reading the news of the world or other tabloids and think they are instantly a dogger and expect sex on tap, the scene aint what it used to be, i hope the craze drops off and it goes back to how it always was, a few decent doggers being respectful towards couples, not gangs of doggers intimidating couples and scaring them away
now dogging on the other hand has grown at an alarming rate in my area and its beyond a joke on times, as people turn up after reading the news of the world or other tabloids and think they are instantly a dogger and expect sex on tap, the scene aint what it used to be, i hope the craze drops off and it goes back to how it always was, a few decent doggers being respectful towards couples, not gangs of doggers intimidating couples and scaring them away
Quote by midlandsman1970
The answers are if you really care to know
COMEDY
"im having a party tomorrow nite,.... why dont you come..... it's just me and a few internet friends" ---- OLD SCHOOL supermarket scene at end of film
"OH BUGGER,.... ive made the wrong decision havent i, fuck, fuck, fuck!" ---- NOTTINGHILL (restaurant scene last 15mins)
ACTION
"those giraffes you sold me wont mate...... they just walk around eating and not mating....you sold me queer giraffes .... i want my money back!" ---- GLADIATOR (Oliver Reeds opening line)
"AND what do we do?......we end up looking like a monkey fucking a football out there" ---- DAYS OF THUNDER
HORROR
"smile you son of a bitch!" ----- JAWS
"what do you want us to use..... harsh language! ---- ALIENS "
you can all stop guessing now
damn they are so easy when you know the answers lol
1. "i know where the bastard lives" (horror)
2. "dance that drink back over here spider" (action)
3. "screw the government, screw um" (advnture,romantic)
4. "their only noodles michael" (horror)
5. "well theres a lot of sinners hereabouts" (western)
Quote by midlandsman1970
Try these
COMEDY
"OH BUGGER,.... ive made the wrong decision havent i, fuck, fuck, fuck!"
"AND what do we do?......we end up looking like a monkey fucking a football out there"
HORROR
"smile you son of a bitch!"
"what do you want us to use..... harsh language!"
oh bugger- is that four weddings and a funeral? or notting hill?
and what do we do?..... is that mean machine?
smile you son of a bitch- deffo jaws
what you want us to use harsh language- i know it have heard it but will guess dusk till dawn
Quote by 3someinpreston
At the risk of sounding like complete noobs, we were wondering if anyone could give us some advice about the correct way to approach going to a swingers club. We've read several pages on the net about it but it'd be nice to hear about some personal experiences and gain some advice.
Thanks!!!
T & L x
avoid the back passage unless you have permission to go in there that way, it is quite different that way and not everybody likes it, most prefer the front route of approach push open the flap like doors and ease your way in cautiously, if you cant get in staright away it means you may have to push some buttons or pull on the knob to get their attention, but when your in you will enjoy it, try not to pull out and leave too quickly as people will think your selfish, take your time and mix it up a little while you explore every dark hole before using the back passage for your exit after leaving a deposit for a good night lol
Quote by Starsign_2
welsh one....correct amundo.....trainspotting
going straight and choosing life..im looking forward to it already . i'm gonna be just like you.......the job, the family , the fucking big television. the washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electrical tin opener, good health, low cholesterol. dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisure wear, luggage, three piece suite, DIY. gameshows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good as gold. washing the car. choice of sweaters, christmas, index pension. tax exemption, clearing gutters, getting by, looking ahead the day i die.........
sophiebifem
excellent film
