because i sent out my staffy to "deal" with the "little herberts" no doubt someone will see the wrong in that as i violated the burgulars human rights or some such cr@p lol, and also because i did not condemn 22 for putting out the fliers. Oh, and because my opinions usually grate on a lot of ppls i believe in " do to others as you would have done unto you", not everyones cup of tea im sure. :wary:
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welshcpl2004
1 month ago
Bisexual Male, 55
Bisexual Female, 47
0 miles · Caerphilly
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know how u feel 22 and no i dont think its wrong. sorry to be controversial lol.
i passed my driving test in feb and mr 04 bought me a car a few weeks later, within 2 days of having it some little sh**e stabbed both driver side wheels
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my kids have also had to put up with their quad bike being stolen from our garden twice, we caught them the 3rd time and the 1st thing i did was send my staffy out to greet the drugged up idiots :twisted: . These "little darlings" had not only broken into our garden and used bolt cutters to try and cut the motorbike chain securing the quad but they also cut the wire to the security light.
I told the police that i had sent the dog out and they weren;t bothered by it in the slightest before anyone asks as it was on my own property, and mr 04 gave 1 of them a slap for coming too close with the bolt cutters. At the time my 5 yr old and 10 yr old were upstairs sleeping and our instincts were to protect them.
These boys had to be held in custody for almost 12 hours before they could be interviewed as they we both high on crack, the eldest of the 2 we caught was 17.
After both incidents i told everybody imagineable on our estate what had happened and what i intended to do when we caught them,and most of the neighbours agreed with me. A few even looked out for my car and the quads when we were out.
If it sounds and feels right to you then do it, you'd be surprised how many ppl in your area have probably had the same done to them but have'nt found their " voice".
Waiting to be flamed ..............
i passed my driving test in feb and mr 04 bought me a car a few weeks later, within 2 days of having it some little sh**e stabbed both driver side wheels
. my kids have also had to put up with their quad bike being stolen from our garden twice, we caught them the 3rd time and the 1st thing i did was send my staffy out to greet the drugged up idiots :twisted: . These "little darlings" had not only broken into our garden and used bolt cutters to try and cut the motorbike chain securing the quad but they also cut the wire to the security light.
I told the police that i had sent the dog out and they weren;t bothered by it in the slightest before anyone asks as it was on my own property, and mr 04 gave 1 of them a slap for coming too close with the bolt cutters. At the time my 5 yr old and 10 yr old were upstairs sleeping and our instincts were to protect them.
These boys had to be held in custody for almost 12 hours before they could be interviewed as they we both high on crack, the eldest of the 2 we caught was 17.
After both incidents i told everybody imagineable on our estate what had happened and what i intended to do when we caught them,and most of the neighbours agreed with me. A few even looked out for my car and the quads when we were out.
If it sounds and feels right to you then do it, you'd be surprised how many ppl in your area have probably had the same done to them but have'nt found their " voice".
Waiting to be flamed ..............
Pontypool (where Mrs 04 was born)
From the wiki
The exact meaning of the name is unknown. Tradition however says that the name of the town is a corruption of Pont-ap-Hywel ("Howel's son's bridge"). The legend tells that David ap Howel was a stout, strong, broad shouldered parson, both "fond of a bottle and fond of a song" but well able to take care of himself. After supper one night David went down to the river and met the Devil himself; an argument followed as to who should build a bridge across the water, and it was agreed that they should join hands for a tug-of -war, and whichever should be pulled across the stream, should build the bridge. After many a pull and heave the Devil at last gave up, and the next morning the villages beheld a newly built bridge of good mortar and stone.
and ........
Famous Residents
Members of the influential punk band, Manic Street Preachers, James Dean Bradfield and Sean Moore were born in Pontypool.
Caerphilly
Caerphilly is featured in the Sex Pistols documentary The Filth and the Fury. Protests and a prayer meeting were held outside the Castle Cinema on the evening of December 14, 1976, when the Pistols were playing a concert there. At this point in time, Caerphilly was one of the few city councils that would allow the group to perform (Leeds and Manchester being the others).
Caerphilly is the birthplace of Tommy Cooper,and it was home to Derby County and Wales star Robert Earnshaw, following his family's move from Zambia. Dennis Spargo, creator of the film Machen: Then & Now, lived in Caerphilly for several years until 2006.
From the wiki
The exact meaning of the name is unknown. Tradition however says that the name of the town is a corruption of Pont-ap-Hywel ("Howel's son's bridge"). The legend tells that David ap Howel was a stout, strong, broad shouldered parson, both "fond of a bottle and fond of a song" but well able to take care of himself. After supper one night David went down to the river and met the Devil himself; an argument followed as to who should build a bridge across the water, and it was agreed that they should join hands for a tug-of -war, and whichever should be pulled across the stream, should build the bridge. After many a pull and heave the Devil at last gave up, and the next morning the villages beheld a newly built bridge of good mortar and stone.
and ........
Famous Residents
Members of the influential punk band, Manic Street Preachers, James Dean Bradfield and Sean Moore were born in Pontypool.
Caerphilly
Caerphilly is featured in the Sex Pistols documentary The Filth and the Fury. Protests and a prayer meeting were held outside the Castle Cinema on the evening of December 14, 1976, when the Pistols were playing a concert there. At this point in time, Caerphilly was one of the few city councils that would allow the group to perform (Leeds and Manchester being the others).
Caerphilly is the birthplace of Tommy Cooper,and it was home to Derby County and Wales star Robert Earnshaw, following his family's move from Zambia. Dennis Spargo, creator of the film Machen: Then & Now, lived in Caerphilly for several years until 2006.
2004 your a cruel mistress. Luffs ya to death n beyond saw this on another forum and thought id share lol
matter how skinny we are, NEVER feel our back-fat whilst making love
NOT lean on our hair
careful with the nipples
ever feel our legs because there is a chance we haven’t shaved them and we will be VERY aware of that fact
farts are your fault, not ours
it helps if you laugh afterwards because then we don’t feel so embarrassed
the morning, do us a favour and leave the room for a couple of minutes because no matter how sexy we look naked or how much we need the toilet we will be very conscious about getting out of the bed in front of you
sweat so much!
such as ‘you drive me nuts’ and ‘fuck fuck fuck’ are banned
not rip our underwear off – chances are we spent about 3 hours trying to decide which underwear to wear and we would really appreciate it if you noticed. Perhaps a ‘that underwear looks really sexy’ would be good
private areas are to be treated with respect, you are in no means allowed to treat it like it is your last meal
girls just dont like morning sex (but some do)....so if you are getting the signs that she is up for it then fair play, but it should be quite blatantly obvious when morning sex is not on the cards - so pack it in and go and put the kettle on
please don’t attempt to try and do stupid positions like wrapping our legs around our head first thing in the morning cause we are still pretty stiff
key is to kiss our neck, not eat out of our ears….
don’t kiss the same place for ages cause it get pretty boring
are a no go area
gives you the right to think you can go anywhere near our arse for the first 10 times we have sex……
don’t be surprised if we go near yours (cause you know you love it)
push our heads down when you want head, cause the chances are we will get pissed off and probably spit your load in your mouth
we are on top, just lie there and enjoy…..don’t start thrusting because then we lose the rhythm and feel like we are about as crap as a virgin (and any chances of us enjoying it have just gone out of the window)
and music are good, lights on is a big no no
22. A girl should shudder a bit after she has come (if she doesn’t, you have failed and she will be annoyed)
out if she has any injuries, then you can reduce the risk of hurting her…..
pain is sometimes good, just in a certain way
the covers start to fall off the bed, pull them back over as we will be very conscious of the fact that we are in full view
try and take our bra off unless you know for sure you can do leads to a highly embarrassing pause
try and pick us up, no matter how small we are we are at least 8 if it is less then check ID immediately
your own strengths, if you are crap at certain things then don’t even go there
say thank you afterwards because then we feel like prostitutes
turning your back on us after sex
morning kisses (we will probably be fully aware of bad breath particularly if we have been smoking/drinking/giving head)
round temporarily so that we can wipe the mascara shit out of our eyes
is essential – if you go straight in for the kill you a re likely to lose major points (and be gentle)
make sure there are tissues on hand
you try and make us come too early we will not be interested in what’s to follow, but if you do it too late we will think you are is important
memento’s is not big, not clever, we will notice and you will not be asked back again
fucks sake tidy your room beforehand
fact we are shagging you on the first night does not make us a whore.
vocal! How are we supposed to know if we are doing it right......
a girl says she is about to come, you are doing it TOTALLY wrong and she wants it to all be over. We say this because we know you will come in about 10 seconds.... (the same goes for when we suggest doing it doggy style)
I was on seroxat and became VERY addicted to them, and like I said I had withdrawal symptoms whilst I was still taking them. All I can say is if you start feeling weird in any way wile you're taking A.D.'s speak to a doctor, the symptoms I had weren't even listed in the side effect list that came with the tabs !
please please please be carefull with anti-depressants !
I say this from personal experience, my doctor told me that they are not addictive. after speaking to a different doctor as i was having side effects whilst still taking them ( I almost dropped my daughter down the stairs because of the shakes and feeling of light headedness I had the first time it happened, she was 6 months old!) I was told that I was addicted.
I had been on various A.D.'s for 8 years and the only breaks i had while taking them was whilst i was pregnant with my children. I later found out that you are supposed to have at least a one month break in every year.
it took me a year to wean myself off the tablets and i now refuse to take them again, as i know how addictive they can be. while i was taking them i also asked for psychiatric help and was told by a psychiatrist ( and i quote ) " it's all in your head "
and to go and learn to cope with being a mother which had nothing to do with the problems i had. help is not always readily available, but my friends and close family helped get me through it.
I dont mean to be a scaremonger with this but i thought I'd share what I know.
I hope you find a way to deal with this and wish you a speedy recovery as I know how hard it is.
I say this from personal experience, my doctor told me that they are not addictive. after speaking to a different doctor as i was having side effects whilst still taking them ( I almost dropped my daughter down the stairs because of the shakes and feeling of light headedness I had the first time it happened, she was 6 months old!) I was told that I was addicted.
I had been on various A.D.'s for 8 years and the only breaks i had while taking them was whilst i was pregnant with my children. I later found out that you are supposed to have at least a one month break in every year.
it took me a year to wean myself off the tablets and i now refuse to take them again, as i know how addictive they can be. while i was taking them i also asked for psychiatric help and was told by a psychiatrist ( and i quote ) " it's all in your head "
and to go and learn to cope with being a mother which had nothing to do with the problems i had. help is not always readily available, but my friends and close family helped get me through it.I dont mean to be a scaremonger with this but i thought I'd share what I know.
I hope you find a way to deal with this and wish you a speedy recovery as I know how hard it is.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i hate that :censored: adi've just found a petition to stop out of hours doctors etc from using premium rate numbers, and to replace them with normal rate ones.
anyone with children will know that sometimes if you are calling for children you can be kept on the line for ages while they go around the houses asking a million questions as to what is wrong.
i've already signed it, hope you do too.
anyone with children will know that sometimes if you are calling for children you can be kept on the line for ages while they go around the houses asking a million questions as to what is wrong.
i've already signed it, hope you do too.
Quote by bicuriousuncut
how does someone apply to be a chatroom op, and what is the criteria needed to become one?: from other posts you seem to need to be well known and the other ops get to vote you in but just how do you apply? we did ask quite some time ago to be considered but nothing came of it. was just wondering what is involved in the process
Welshcpl 2004 get my vote always kind n polite to me!
Creep eh...but who cares.
aww thanx bicur
i sometimes do decoupage (3D pictures) for myself and my kids ( was sooooooo proud when my kids took them into school for show and tell 
), i knit dolly blankies for my daughters dollies and make scarves for my kids, and i read horror and collocet stephen king books, i have almost all of them :smug: but there are a few i cant find and its driving me mental :censored: the best stephen king i have though mr 04 bought me last year, its called " Lisey's story" as my daughters nickname is Lisey :happy:
), i knit dolly blankies for my daughters dollies and make scarves for my kids, and i read horror and collocet stephen king books, i have almost all of them :smug: but there are a few i cant find and its driving me mental :censored: the best stephen king i have though mr 04 bought me last year, its called " Lisey's story" as my daughters nickname is Lisey :happy: how does someone apply to be a chatroom op, and what is the criteria needed to become one? : from other posts you seem to need to be well known and the other ops get to vote you in but just how do you apply? we did ask quite some time ago to be considered but nothing came of it. was just wondering what is involved in the process
: from other posts you seem to need to be well known and the other ops get to vote you in but just how do you apply? we did ask quite some time ago to be considered but nothing came of it. was just wondering what is involved in the process Quote by adi1567
To sit in the quiet corner at s wales socials......
cant see that happening lol
i'd love to
get mr 04 back onto a motorbike ( stoopid blokey in a car squished us 2 years ago :twisted: )
learn to ride myself and have mr 04 ride pillion with me for once lol
see a great white shark in its natural habitiat
visit Transylavania and see the REAL home of Vlad the impaler NOT the pretty tourist castle
get rid of my insecurities about my body
and see my kids lead a long happy life
its gotta be a 1958 plymouth fury in cherry red for me ( for the un-knowing its the car from stephen king's Christine), that or a hearse, totally gotthed out in red / purple velvet inside and maybe a satin lined coffin lol :twisted: (think of the leg room in the back 
)and abig foot for the shopping, like to see the bugger who scratched my clio do the same 2 that lol
Vampy xXx
)and abig foot for the shopping, like to see the bugger who scratched my clio do the same 2 that lolVampy xXx
On the wider issue of condom conduct, do couples who play MMF have both guys use condoms while playing (even if in their everyday sex lives the couple don't use them)?
when mr 04 and i have sex as a cpl (i.e. just us ) we dont use condoms, but when we play he ALWAYS uses them as does any other male involved, but i wonder how many dont play that way. better safe than sorry in our house.
when mr 04 and i have sex as a cpl (i.e. just us ) we dont use condoms, but when we play he ALWAYS uses them as does any other male involved, but i wonder how many dont play that way. better safe than sorry in our house.
we all have our own rules or do's and sont's for swinging but the main on we have is NO CONDOM - NO SHAG, quite simple really but there are a few out there who cant get that messgage. we have had guys we have met who have "forgotten" they need 2 put one on and have tried to carry on anyway. i may be a lot of things but stupid i aint, i know the feel of a willy in a welly lol. there are even guys about who say they've had the snip so they dont need condoms!
like dizz said i'd be mortified at the thought of getting pregnant and wonderng if it was mr 04's or some bloke we met on this site. dieseases are worrying too, how the hell would u tell ur kids u've got HIV or AIDS and where you go it? not something i want to do im afraid, but there are those who dont think of the consequences, i pity them and their families.
like dizz said i'd be mortified at the thought of getting pregnant and wonderng if it was mr 04's or some bloke we met on this site. dieseases are worrying too, how the hell would u tell ur kids u've got HIV or AIDS and where you go it? not something i want to do im afraid, but there are those who dont think of the consequences, i pity them and their families.
i've been told at various times on here i look like
angelina jolie
kate bekinsale ( in underworld)
kate moss: 
and i've alos been told i looked like a poster girl for a hammer horror film :mrgreen:
heres the results from my pic lol
83% scarlett johansson
72% alessandra ambrosio
72% kim basinger
71% indira ghandi (wtf? lol)
68% christina ricci
68% sophie marceau
67% jennifer connelly
64% arthur rimbaud
64% claudia pandolfi
63% elizabeth taylor
who half this lot are i aint got a clue lol
angelina jolie
kate bekinsale ( in underworld)
kate moss
: and i've alos been told i looked like a poster girl for a hammer horror film :mrgreen:
heres the results from my pic lol
83% scarlett johansson
72% alessandra ambrosio
72% kim basinger
71% indira ghandi (wtf? lol)
68% christina ricci
68% sophie marceau
67% jennifer connelly
64% arthur rimbaud
64% claudia pandolfi
63% elizabeth taylor
who half this lot are i aint got a clue lol
