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westerross
12 hours ago
Straight Male, 67
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Quote by Freckledbird
Stick with it, SubjectMe.
I don't think I've been ignored in chat, but then I just join in
I don't I've ever been acknowledged in chat. Well that's not strictly true but when it did happen once I panicked and couldn't keep up.
Welcome to the forums Subjectme - the pace is slower here but you get to know people better as a result.
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Quote by Cherrytree
The site is diminished without you.
Never a truer word spoken.
Good luck and be happy!
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Quote by Dirtygirly
waking up with the sun through the window ,with your wife of many years that you love to bits .
Awwwwww, that's lovely!
Even better if there's a single male looking over her shoulder at you!! :giggle:
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Quote by poshkate
Mine wasn't working before but it is now
Can I try it out??
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Quote by benrums0n
Losing yourself in a tender kiss.
Soppy -- but right.
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Quote by benrums0n
I get no red envleope then discover I have new mail.
Me too - it's quite startling.
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Quote by Trevaunance
Mrs trevaunance loves having her feet rubbed and worshipped
There's not many parts of Mrs Trevaunance that you wouldn't worship.
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Quote by Cubes
My daughter's latest saying is: "That's sooooo random!"....
What's so random to know?
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I don't think I've ever flounced but I've been the subject of an unplanned techno-flounce, when I spent over a month adrift in cyberspace. Didn't give me any chance to have my petulo-rant though 
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It's true though that there are those like Nellie, whom you forgive a good flounce 'cos we all know that there's no bile and it's all part of a normal day. But there are others who are entirely different.
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. It's true though that there are those like Nellie, whom you forgive a good flounce 'cos we all know that there's no bile and it's all part of a normal day
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Quote by Freckledbird
swingingheaven.co.uk:
Registered on: 10-May-2002
Now stop standing and bend over for more correction! :twisted:
Oooooerrr if you insist :twisted:
Can I insist after him??
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Quote by benrums0n
Introduce her to her husband first. She clearly has no clue who he is.
Sometimes Witchy you just say the right thing so well. :yinyang:
OK so the man have got some of the words wrong but I don't think it calls for that sort of comment.
You may be right Witchy but then you may also be hurtfully wrong.
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I live in Cwm - pronounced Cum in a South Yorkshire accent!!
But if you believe that then (bugger I've just discovered a dead fly in me wine!!) bukkake to you!!!
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But if you believe that then (bugger I've just discovered a dead fly in me wine!!) bukkake to you!!!
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It is cowardly and unfair to do it in open forum in the absence of the alleged 'no show' party. And should be stamped on. As yet verification is not part of the site's services and if it is it would be done differently wouldn't it.
It has, as you rightly say Minxy, always gone on in private. That could be equally cowardly (gossipy)but it could also be to save a friend from making the same mistake as you - then it is a matter of judgement.
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It has, as you rightly say Minxy, always gone on in private. That could be equally cowardly (gossipy)but it could also be to save a friend from making the same mistake as you - then it is a matter of judgement.
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Does it not depend on how the compliments are paid?
If they are done in a leery way whilst the bloke can't take his eyes of yer daughter then it is not acceptable if she is underage by your laws or standards.
If it is done in a matter of fact way whilst he looks you directly in the eye and then walks off then it might be acceptable.
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If they are done in a leery way whilst the bloke can't take his eyes of yer daughter then it is not acceptable if she is underage by your laws or standards.
If it is done in a matter of fact way whilst he looks you directly in the eye and then walks off then it might be acceptable.
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Quote by foxylady2209
Working in my bikini - can't beat it!!!
I'm guessing you're not a traffic warden? :giggle:
Yer right - she's a judge.
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Quote by Serendipity
flatulata
Italian baked beans? :shock:
Well you'd think some of the flouncers had been eating 'em, I reckon.
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Quote by noladreams
:thumbup: Fabs!
Right now I am longing for my old Loooziana a/c unit - I wouldn't give a toss about the rickety old thing's eccentric noises... just give me the damn cooled air!
Wimp!!
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I think the favoured expression is 'Don't let the door hit you on the arse on the way out'.
I think we should be careful to distinguish between a gradual, fairly silent withdrawal, which quite frankly is boring but understandable as opposed to a good flounce. A flounce ain't a flounce without a liberal dose of high dudgeon and sometimes indignant flatulata. Love 'em.
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I think we should be careful to distinguish between a gradual, fairly silent withdrawal, which quite frankly is boring but understandable as opposed to a good flounce. A flounce ain't a flounce without a liberal dose of high dudgeon and sometimes indignant flatulata. Love 'em.
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Quote by noladreams
Especially sung well. I completely agree.
Aaah --- Ella :love:
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Quote by markz
thanks for organising a good night.........
So glad you could make it.
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Quote by Model45
Last night they gave back the cup.....WE KEPT OURS:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
What's that then - the LDV Vans Trophy?
I have a philosophical dislike of Man Utd but towards the end last night I actually found myself wanting them to win :shock:
Still you've got to admit Barca were woofing last night!!!
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Why avoid meeting someone just because they've said a few things with which you don't agree? If we did that we'd all be living in Stepford wouldn't we.
Some differences of opinion might stop you being long-term friends - they may not. Even then they may not preclude you having sex.
The Lady hypothesises too much methinks.
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Some differences of opinion might stop you being long-term friends - they may not. Even then they may not preclude you having sex.
The Lady hypothesises too much methinks.
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Quote by Sexonfire
Don't follow Markz around going :roll: whenever he goes :roll: now - there just ain't enough :roll: s around.
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Quote by markz
whats wrong with a bit of honesty.........
It's usually not good fer business.
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