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westerross
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westerross
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I just tried Missy's method.
I came up with
Northanger Abbey confused
The Pearl :shock:
1000 Sudoku Puzzles
What about Puzzles - he sure as hell will!!
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Quote by Ruthlesscad
Never tried the counting steps thing other than as part of the a walking meditation.
And yes Minx, this is in the wrong thread, as stated in an earlier post.
My eternal shame lives on!

And we're having a blast prolonging it! :lol2:
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Speaking as someone who never perves the ads innocent .... just look at the number of couples seeking men who insist on vvwe 8" plus.
Then ask yerself whether it is just blokes who are obsessed with size.
Besides it's all relative innit.
As the girlie said "My you've got a small organ."
He replies "Well I've never played in a cathedral before!"
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Quote by Freckledbird
A compliment smile

Richly deserved - I'm sure. kiss
A badly behaved dog behaving well..... confused
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Quote by Freckledbird
A compliment smile

Richly deserved - I'm sure.
A badly behaved dog behaving well..... confused
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Well it's a bit better than 'I can't pooh!'
Actually it probably isn't is it?
I sleep worse when I've had alcohol and if things are on my mind from work. But that's not what you mean is it?
When I can't sleep I just lie as relaxed as possible and convince myself that I am getting the best possible rest in the circumstances. That way I accept it and stop fighting it and usually drop off.
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Quote by Ruthlesscad
Pants!
Sorry folks. This was meant to be posted to the 'how old were you when you had your first experience' thread. I'm all clicks and thumbs at the moment.
Any of you mods want to carry on and delete this, please feel free. Or you can save it and hold it up as a testament of my eternal shame!
And after 37, I think a much more pleasing number would be 41.

This is quite good fun - guessing.
Units? What are the units? I guess it's people - otherwise it wouldn't have jumped by 4.
Hmmm a fivesome - interesting. wink
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Quote by st3v3
If enough people were interested in a feature like that we could put it on the list, I'll make a note to add it to the next survey we do.

What might be worth a shout is to stop certain classes of member from viewing yer profile.
I get oodles of straight guys viewing mine :shock: - it'd save 'em a lot of wasted time.
I suppose the alternative is to change me name to Str8HunkyDick or summat like that.
P'raps they're sorting us on the new Search engine as a couple. confused Hadn't thought of that before :doh:
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Quote by niceguysdoexist
I saw Hair live once. Well at least I think I saw a hair move. It was the most awkward unsexy thing imaginable - all very 'daring (self conscious rolleyes ) nudity'.
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Bloody hell tune is that still about ....and if it is I bet the cast aren't self concious anymore!

I doubt it - it deserved to die a very pubic death!
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I saw Hair live once. Well at least I think I saw a hair move. It was the most awkward unsexy thing imaginable - all very 'daring (self conscious rolleyes ) nudity'.
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Quote by evildave
1. Over time the two contacts will ware away, you get dead spots and crackle just like back in the old days (do you want to do back to valves too?)

Ask any guitarist!!
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Quote by bluexxx
Knobs break though. I used to have a radio with knobs, and they fell off. I prefer things without knobs for this reason.

You mean you don`t have a jar full of knobs from defunct appliances for just such an eventuality ??? :shock:
LOL, no. Maybe I should start a knob collection!
I guess you don't want a shot of mine?
I know, I know - you wouldn't know which end to look..!
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I don't we differ much to be honest.
My point is that to some people sex isn't important - in fact I'm sure there are some people who think horse riding is more important than sex.
I'm not doubting that sex is important to Srne, I'm sure it is. But the relative importance of different things is different for different people - so one cannot generalise or theorise on it too much.
DG was asking how important is sex within a relationship - some on the thread are saying 'it is important' - I'm saying 'depends on what is important to you'.
The bit about doing things with other people was an aside really - just brought a smile to me face to see it posted on a swinging site - that's all. wink
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Quote by Srne
Other aspects of a relationship are slightly less important, like if she enjoys horse riding and I like mountain biking, bad analogy perhaps, but what I mean is that these are things we can do with other people like friends etc and is not something we primarily do together such as sex!

Srne, I've only quoted you selectively to save a bit o' space and I don't wish to be picky but I find the bit in bold something a bit strange to find on a swinging site. One of the reasons most of us are here is to have sex with other people after all.
Whilst I don't necessarily disagree with the rest of your post I do think it is easy to theorise about something like this and I don't think it is something that you can theorise about.
Human relationships are so complex there could be a myriad of reasons why people will stay together whether sex is good or not. If sex is very important then the chances are a 'bad sex' relationship will not last. But sex isn't the be all and end all to everybody.
Of course, if you ask the question here you are going to get similar answers to those above but across the board it will be different.
I'm sure DG was asking for opinions from swingers and predictably sex is important but there are plenty of people who advertise here because they 'want to spice up their sex lives' - one might ask the question - 'Why?'. And does getting it from outside actually allow you to exist in a relationship where the sex has become less important between that particular couple?
I'm sorry if the above post reads that I am directing at Srne - that's not the intention - it is intended to make a debating point.
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Quote by little gem
Ooooh!
I do like a good clicky knob. ;) lol

Would you care to share with us the description of a time when you've had a clicky knob then? :giggle:
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Quote by noladreams
*steps in, takes a look around thread and wanders back out again, muttering to herself... not a clue what they're all on about. Must be too young*
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Nice tits though!!
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Quote by flower411
Kashmir is there though!
lp

Yeah redface I don`t know who they are ??
Are they a "Classic" rock band then ??
seriously?
not a 'them', it's a classic track... Led Zeppelin... from; Physical Grafitti. The one with a building on the sleeve... double gate fold...the inner sleeve forming the images (interchangable) in the windows... know it?
lp
Shall we trample him underfoot? I think he's toying with us personally - nobody can not know what Kashmir means.........
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In the Houses of the Holy it ain't. I'll explore the link when I've got through me Physical Graffiti!
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Quote by Firelizard
Kashmir is there though!
lp

Yeah redface I don`t know who they are ??
Are they a "Classic" rock band then ??
seriously?
not a 'them', it's a classic track... Led Zeppelin... from; Physical Grafitti. The one with a building on the sleeve... double gate fold...the inner sleeve forming the images (interchangable) in the windows... know it?
lp
Shall we trample him underfoot? I think he's toying with us personally - nobody can not know what Kashmir means.........
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I know!! it's a jumper innit? :smug:
In my time of Dying it is yes gel.
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Quote by __random_orbit__
Kashmir is there though!
lp

Yeah redface I don`t know who they are ??
Are they a "Classic" rock band then ??
seriously?
not a 'them', it's a classic track... Led Zeppelin... from; Physical Grafitti. The one with a building on the sleeve... double gate fold...the inner sleeve forming the images (interchangable) in the windows... know it?
lp
Shall we trample him underfoot? I think he's toying with us personally - nobody can not know what Kashmir means.........
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Quote by flower411
Kashmir is there though!
lp

Yeah redface I don`t know who they are ??
Are they a "Classic" rock band then ??
Yup - although I'd Trample you Underfoot to get there!!
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I'm having some difficulty assimilating this.
One of the most gorgeous, brightest ladies here..... and this!
Just rest assured that there's plenty of people here who know what a beautiful special person you are!!
:bighugs:
This is not an interlectual post!!!
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Didn't you realise that you're part of the 5%?
They got it wrong here - 10% chance turned into blanket coverage of torrential rain all day.
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