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The batsman's Holding; the bowler's Willie. :giggle:
(S'not the same written down is it )
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(S'not the same written down is it
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westerross
3 days ago
Straight Male, 67
England
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Couples, who do this at least know that one of them is terminally ill so they can order their affairs and make their true feelings known.
Not everybody is able to do this and when one partner is snatched away it is bad.
I say good luck to those who do have the time to arrange things, whatever the reason.
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Not everybody is able to do this and when one partner is snatched away it is bad.
I say good luck to those who do have the time to arrange things, whatever the reason.
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Sex God
Quote by Lilmiss
I'd like some advice please.
Thinking of going away later in the yr in a lovely log cabin somewhere in Scotland, there will be 6 of us. I've never used dog kennel's before ........
I'd hire a bigger cabin, otherwise you're gonna be a bit cramped I'd say.
Our dogs usually come back smelly and relieved.
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Sex God
Quote by Sexyme09
on the theme of listerine and toothpaste try Airwaves gum, any flavour but careful with the menthol and eucalyptus :shock:
Sexyme09
This works particularly well with guys who are uncircumcised because you always have a handy place to store the half chewed gum whilst you're working on the rest of his tackle.
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Sex God
I think he lost it Losty.
'Ere, have you found the SH Dead Sea Scrolls or summat?
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'Ere, have you found the SH Dead Sea Scrolls or summat?
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Sex God
My night was filled with Spencer Davies and Lynyrd Skyrnyrd until I happened upon
I hope I do catch your smile on someone's face.
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I hope I do catch your smile on someone's face.
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Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I'm single and if I meet another single on here, I still class it as swinging and why not?
:thumbup:
Although it is all a bit confusing innit?
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Sex God
Home after a fab 2 weeks on the road, full of lovely people, variety, poingant moments and good memories.
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Sex God
Quote by Bear69
Wanking??
Ooops - sorry that's a baseline innit - just seems to be a trend fer me lately though
Anal sex is overrated by the way.
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naaaaaaaaaaa it aint
you just aint doing it right
Right or wrong I don't think by any stretch of the imagination you could call it a trend. And overrated it is.
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Sex God
Quote by noladreams
Seeing this on the BBC Sport website:
2138: FULL-TIME Burnley 1-0 Manchester United
:smug:
Aaahhh yesssss!
S'funny - it wasn't mentioned by the 2 MUFC fans I live with.
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Sex God
Wanking??
Ooops - sorry that's a baseline innit - just seems to be a trend fer me lately though
Anal sex is overrated by the way.
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Ooops - sorry that's a baseline innit - just seems to be a trend fer me lately though
Anal sex is overrated by the way.
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Sex God
Good day for a birthday!!
Happy birthday - I don't know you but I hope you had a good one.
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Happy birthday - I don't know you but I hope you had a good one.
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Sex God
I look for you now but I don't see you.
My need is so great it cannot be said.
I hear you say what is right, what is the truth
Please give me the strength to honour you....
My need is so great it cannot be said.
I hear you say what is right, what is the truth
Please give me the strength to honour you....
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
oh who is on the pussy police?? :giggle:
Surely I must be one of them?
Did the Pussy Posse ever get as far as getting a law enforcement dept?
Doubt it, coz we were all very well behaved :smug: 
Errrrrmmm --- yeah.
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Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
My little kitty running to me for a cuddle when I got home from work this morning :inlove:
Pussy Pics??????????????????
Not for straight girls
oh you mean the kitten! :doh:
Straight boys??
(Any ageist comments will be reported to the pussy police!!)
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Sex God
Quote by Mistress_39
Seeing the red arrows fly over the house whilst I was precariously perched picking my french beans.
Awesome! (it was yesterday though)
Mistress_39
You needing to be perched to pick yer french beans made me smile.
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Sex God
Atkins diet?
Is that the one that makes you fart - or is that the F-Plan?
Good luck in your quest.
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Is that the one that makes you fart - or is that the F-Plan?
Good luck in your quest.
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Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Hello from me too
More locals at last! Yay!!! :happy: :happy: :happy:
Not enough for you are we??
Quote by walesBicpl
Hi all, we are new to this so thought we would drop by and say hi!! x x
Welcome both!
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Sex God
Working one's way through a vintage bottle of port :shock: (what am I doing?)
Reorganising photo albums. Can't bring meself to throw any away though.
Oh and answering some lovely PMs on here too.
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Reorganising photo albums. Can't bring meself to throw any away though.
Oh and answering some lovely PMs on here too.
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Sex God
So young, so sudden.
That must be really tough Mrs Joy. I didn't know you both but my condolences go to you.
If you are feeling numb now - cling on to it for a while - it'll help. And accept all offers of help, company and friendship. I know you are not reading this but it's all I can say.
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That must be really tough Mrs Joy. I didn't know you both but my condolences go to you.
If you are feeling numb now - cling on to it for a while - it'll help. And accept all offers of help, company and friendship. I know you are not reading this but it's all I can say.
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Sex God
Quote by __random_orbit__
......................................Croc the Week
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With little studs in the holes!
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Sex God
Quote by Sarah
Smiles from yesterday to celebrate the life of someone special.
And a smile at meeting someone who is as lovely as her username suggests
I am sure that person will be smiling in their own way.
You're right there! I am blessed that I had so many to put in the bank.
It was good to see friends from near an far the other day.
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Sex God
I read this too late.
Farewell both - I mean that in the fullest sense of the word.
Sorry we never met.
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Farewell both - I mean that in the fullest sense of the word.
Sorry we never met.
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