Not many apply to me - I think I'm coming around the second time. :shock:
Are there two laps d'you think?
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westerross
2 days ago
Straight Male, 67
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Just checked in online, printed out my boarding passes, airport parking booked, money in order and only one more sleep! :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
It was one and an 'arf then wasn't it? :giggle:
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I never knew ladies discussed mens penises!! I thought they bored them (geddit?)
I must admit there have been times when I've noted the nature of the accommodation but only in passing.
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I must admit there have been times when I've noted the nature of the accommodation but only in passing.
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I'm beginning to think that SH stands for Stepford Heaven.
One look at my signature will tell you that I've been here a long time. Aaahhh... it was a time when people posted often in the hope of a good healthy hi-jack. That's what made it freaking hilarious on occasions - and as Losty reminisced how some of the SH posting legends cut their teeth and made their names. (Stride forth bold Hector and Achilles!)
It's all too precious fer my liking methinks.
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One look at my signature will tell you that I've been here a long time. Aaahhh... it was a time when people posted often in the hope of a good healthy hi-jack. That's what made it freaking hilarious on occasions - and as Losty reminisced how some of the SH posting legends cut their teeth and made their names. (Stride forth bold Hector and Achilles!)
It's all too precious fer my liking methinks.
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Quote by celticq
The showers look the same anyway.
Well it has been retiled since then...
...but 'Good Day Sunshine'.....
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Quote by celticq
Come together
Right now
Over me.
My favourite song lyrics.
Ahem - now where did you spring from all of a sudden. What a lovely surprise - welcome back.
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Quote by TheLovelyOne
.......longer ........very clever.
Bugger.....bugger.
I was thinking of cracking that joke!!
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Quote by TheLovelyOne
Congratulations Trav and other Grandparents new and to be!
I bet it'll be good fun!
It is!
Congrats Trav!!
Why do people congratulate grandparents? I didn't do anything - at least I don't remember doing it.
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Strangely enough I'm watching more telly these days.
I agree that the Go one is really bad.
The thing that's got up my nose lately is the little whistle at the end of the McDonalds adverts. Makes you want to stuff yer quarter pounder down their throat with a bit o' relish - if you know what I mean. :twisted:
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I agree that the Go one is really bad.
The thing that's got up my nose lately is the little whistle at the end of the McDonalds adverts. Makes you want to stuff yer quarter pounder down their throat with a bit o' relish - if you know what I mean. :twisted:
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Quote by kentswingers777
most over rated band ever!
Would you like to elaborate as to why you think that?
Hehe - you'll be lucky if you get a reasoned argument methinks - that sounds like a bit o' Rock and Troll.
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Please forgive this off topic observation but with the subject title of this thread I read Tonicduk's name as a subtle variation of a well known cleaning agent for toilets.
Oh well .... never mind.
I'm sorry I cannot offer any sound advice other than it probably depends on the venue. If it is a TV/CD catering establishment then I guess it doesn't matter at all. If it is conventional but tolerant venue then some ladies may not be tolerant of you splashing yer boots in their tonic so to speak.
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Oh well .... never mind.
I'm sorry I cannot offer any sound advice other than it probably depends on the venue. If it is a TV/CD catering establishment then I guess it doesn't matter at all. If it is conventional but tolerant venue then some ladies may not be tolerant of you splashing yer boots in their tonic so to speak.
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Quote by Freckledbird
Tumescent?
Oh and I like squelch as well.
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So do I
And effulgent :)
Ah yes... effulgent pubes if I remember rightly - well that's my recollection anyway.
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Quote by Pete_swyou seriously need to get a job, or something to take your mind off this mad obsession you have ............. what? .... oh yes me dear, you have been rumbled, your obvious fixation with Marmite has not gone un-noticed.
methinks the lady protests too much, you closet Marmite lover you.
Free yourself, come out and admit it, you love it really :lol2:
(you're bored aintcha?)
Why thank you kind sir!! :giggle:
Pete - you need to type a bit quicker!!
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Thank you both of you, and I wondered why a certain young man had sent me a pm asking what I had done
Thank you
Who's this young man then??
Well done you!
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Quote by Witchy
Came across this the other day.
Ewwww. Don't know if I fancy Marmite, cheese and semen all in one bite!
You wouldn't be able to taste the difference.
A lady once told me that some seamen can be quite tasty.
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68% Paul Newman (jeez I hope they used an old photo of his)
65% Tab Hunter
63% Charlton Heston!!
They're all flipping 90 aren't they?
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65% Tab Hunter
63% Charlton Heston!!
They're all flipping 90 aren't they?
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I was thinking of not replying to this until Monday....
In times past, traffic used to drop off at the end of the school holidays. I think that was due to some of the teachers around here having a litle less time on their hands but I see there's one at least who is producing a healthy stream even now - so that may be that theory out the window. :giggle:
It always goes in phases but over time we have seen more people posting and then not sticking around - I think that makes it a bit quiter.
I agree, though, with what is behind your post. Splitting the fora has not been an improvement - there are too many and I still almost exclusively log in to the Café but I just get a less diverse menu now.
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In times past, traffic used to drop off at the end of the school holidays. I think that was due to some of the teachers around here having a litle less time on their hands but I see there's one at least who is producing a healthy stream even now - so that may be that theory out the window. :giggle:
It always goes in phases but over time we have seen more people posting and then not sticking around - I think that makes it a bit quiter.
I agree, though, with what is behind your post. Splitting the fora has not been an improvement - there are too many and I still almost exclusively log in to the Café but I just get a less diverse menu now.
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Quote by TheLovelyOne
nyphomaniac brunettes with enormous tits
well mine's not enormous but they's a good handful :smug:
You've actually appeared in my people who may interest me thingy!
And mine. Nice bit o' product placement I reckon.
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Now you've mentioned bouncing things it sounds much more attractive. :twisted:
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I can imagine it being of interest to quite a lot of people but it would need some sort of focus - something along the lines of Nola's book group.
Lots of rules to set as well I guess.
Would I go to one? I don't think I've been a single long enough to be able to answer that one.
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Lots of rules to set as well I guess.
Would I go to one? I don't think I've been a single long enough to be able to answer that one.
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Came across this the other day.
Thought all the Marmite lovers would appreciate it. Anyone fer some cheese on toast??
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Thought all the Marmite lovers would appreciate it. Anyone fer some cheese on toast??
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Quote by Sarah
Yes, some of us end up not getting rid of our meets!!!!!!!!:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :twisted:
You dragged him off to a beach and married him!!
:lol: :lol:And what a day that was - fab!!
I'm not sure why I'm here now though.
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I'm sure there are times when people don't get me. I know I am obscure on times - most times it is deliberate because I love it when people do pick up on something that's not immediately obvious. I used to be better at it but lately the humour has either been absent, too obvious or extremely wet.
There are some posters here who are persistently obscure - people like rolp (oh yes sunshine - yer off the planet!) - but all the more entertaining for all that.
There are posts that I don't get because I either haven't got the time or it is just beyond me. If that happens - I just move on to something more obvious and usually get a good laugh that way.
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There are some posters here who are persistently obscure - people like rolp (oh yes sunshine - yer off the planet!) - but all the more entertaining for all that.
There are posts that I don't get because I either haven't got the time or it is just beyond me. If that happens - I just move on to something more obvious and usually get a good laugh that way.
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
....and came close to a smack recently for climbing up my very expensive Art Deco wallpaper in the hallway
But he's got lovely sharp little claws hasn't he.
And one day he's going to get stuck in that giant loo roll on the living room floor!
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Pervin Mrs-cream's gallery :twisted:
We all get a smile from that!!
Where's your new gallery then??
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