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westerross
2 days ago
Straight Male, 67
England
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This is a bit inverse, I know, but I like the smell of people I like. By that I mean, if I really like them, then I find the scent they use really evocative and so I like it by association. Does that make any sense?
I use a particular aftershave which I find quite heavily scented but when I do wear it I almost invariably get a comment of 'You smell nice'. So I carry on using it but sparingly.
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I use a particular aftershave which I find quite heavily scented but when I do wear it I almost invariably get a comment of 'You smell nice'. So I carry on using it but sparingly.
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Sex God
If you want it to have universal acceptance, you need to give it a name.
What about Gargoiling?
Any other siggestions?
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What about Gargoiling?
Any other siggestions?
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Been invited out for dinner and I've been like a birthday boy all day.
:bounce:
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
queen sassy
king choon
lady's in waiting nola, varca,mrs bone
dungeon keeper sarah
master of the serving wenches mal
court jesters res and brucie
village idiot markz
court musican dollop
Does that mean I get first dibs on all the ladies in waiting? :twisted:
Another dynasty doomed!!
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Quote by Crashnnix
Brucie - sometimes refusing to back down and standing by your principles commands more respect.....
...but rarely a robust negotiated agreement in my experience. Negotiation is all about exploring the areas where the other side are able to compromise without giving away too much yourself. It's also bluddy good fun.
Still, I have been in similar horror situations to the one that brucie describes, but never with the U-turn outcome - no wonder yer dead chuffed.
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Mates Extra Pleasure accommodate summat a bit larger but I wouldn't recommend 'em fer anal (why did I say that?? 
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brucie's a plant isn't he?
WWF wouldn't be much fun if they were all measured good guys.
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WWF wouldn't be much fun if they were all measured good guys.
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Quote by brucie
id love to be on come dine with me. my spag bol would knock em dead.
Saves on dessert.
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Norks - such an endearing term. 
Brings to mind such phrases as 'Fancy wrapping yer norks around my stalk?'
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Brings to mind such phrases as 'Fancy wrapping yer norks around my stalk?'
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Quite a few have - but they're not so regular as they used to be. 
I think it's a naturist spa more than a swinging club - but then what would I know.
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I think it's a naturist spa more than a swinging club - but then what would I know.
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Quote by Crashnnix
I had a eureka moment last night - although it involves string theory and molecular resonance interconnection within the universe providing a partial reason for the missing matter within the void.........I need to get out more
Or in???
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Quote by __random_orbit__
would a necrophiliac indulge in a little Slap n Sickle?
lp
In time....in time - How's yer father?
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Quote by Cherrytree
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Brucie. Please pm me your face pic, so I can judge if you are in a strong enough position to start this debate.
Cherry... can you PM me a full frontal nude shot of yourself... just so I can judge whether you can judge Brucie ? ? ? ?
Bloody hell Splendid, I thought for a split second you were telling me off for being judgemental! Phew!
And thanks for the nice words, folks!
Nice words - pah!
We want results!!!
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Quote by splendid_
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Brucie. Please pm me your face pic, so I can judge if you are in a strong enough position to start this debate.
Cherry... can you PM me a full frontal nude shot of yourself... just so I can judge whether you can judge Brucie ? ? ? ?
<<< Queue stretches around corner >>>
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
The idea is to slip the money back to them without them noticing
Well OK don't expect the discount then :wink:
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To be lovely all you need is the right attitude of mind and that's the only question I ask in my mind.
Sheer bliss :inlove:
PS Incidentally trolls can inspire good debate. It's when they return to wind people up they become tiresome.
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Sheer bliss :inlove:
PS Incidentally trolls can inspire good debate. It's when they return to wind people up they become tiresome.
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
so now i've got to spend the next week or two popping £10 notes into their coats, pockets, purses etc whenever i see them until i've given it back to them....just like my mom used to do with my nan
Bank details - Direct Debit - they might give you a discount.
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Fantasies (in my book) are only worthwhile if they are realistically possible - don't have to realise them necessarily.
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Whydotodaywhatyoucanputoffuntiltomorrow.
I seem to be saying that a lot lately.
I wish I hadn't said it over a year ago though. Life was too short then.
Too long now.
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I seem to be saying that a lot lately.
I wish I hadn't said it over a year ago though. Life was too short then.
Too long now.
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Quote by Dlep
Funny you should mention this - I noticed a few names on the forum list, and as I hadn't been on the site for 2 or so years, I PM'd them to say hello and to ask how they are. They replied.
I have no problem in doing such a thing, as I consider them friends. I would be very happy if someone was to PM me in a similar way
Mine must've gone astray
- how're you Dollop - nice to see you back again (Ooops should've put it in a PM shouldn't I!) <<<end hijack>>>Minxy, we all have doubts about some messages we send, but I can't see how a genuine enquiry as to how he is is going to be taken the wrong way.
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Quote by Cherrytree
Tum-ti-tum-ti-tum,
Where are you?....
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Hmmm.... is this a "who am I?" ? Are you the Scarlet Pimpernel?
Oh alright...
Ooby-doo-be-doo,
Where are you?
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Quote by flower411
Somebody came into the shop today and asked if we sold "Jompers" for 3 year olds !!! :shock:
I showed her some rather nice pullovers and she looked at me as if I was an idiot !!!
Nah !!! Jompers !!! she repeated ....
Ok ... it took me a while !!
The bloody woman was looking for jodhpurs !!!
She obviously thought I was some stuck up idiot deliberately misunderstanding a perfectly legitimate request ....and I thought she was some ......"unmentionable word"......who should learn to speak English !!!!
And I can't think why she'd think you were stuck up just cos you've got excess wax in yer ears. I said WAX IN YER EARS!
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If you say jodhpurs it sounds like jompers.
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Sorry I missed this. I was away with some fairies.
Belated Happy Birfday from me.
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Belated Happy Birfday from me.
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Quote by Bear69
can repeat.............after fag break
If you take some antacid you can avoid that y'know. Beware of garlic as well.
I think mine would be 'I bore easily and I like to sleep on me own'.
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