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wewantu2
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
Bisexual Female, 48
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:shock: 
the wifes was 15,she was babysitting,the man of the house walked her home,5 min journey lasted nearly 1 hour 
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:Quote by manofmuchfun
read your ads for women looking for men and you will find not all are married or have partners permission,come on get real,i may not get a shag but at least i got your att!
you only got our attention by the title of your ad ! the rest dont say much !
as true swingers and the respect we give people many of us here get all the shags we need without advertising ! good luck !
well said that manofmuchfun respect+trust+love=great sex
Quote by Sgt Bilko
If my son comes to me and tells me he's gay I'll have no problem with that.
If, on the other hand he tells me he's a City supporter ..........:x :x :x :x
spot on m8...........but on a serious note,all my bros and my dad are city,and i hate xmas,cos they keep saying there going to buy my babies city shirts :x :x :x
Quote by neilinleeds
posting in a vaguely humourous, or at least not in complete feckin' rant mode, strategies . . . ((( Revised Edition. Volume 2 etc etc )))
log in to SH.
*DO NOT* under any circumstances open can of stella ((( or bottle of vodka, or a full bodied cabernet etc )))
read the odd thread for a bit . . .
*DO NOT* under any circumstances open can of stella ((( or bottle of vodka, or a full bodied cabernet etc )))
read the selected thread again to make sure you understand it . . .
misunderstand the post completely
*DO NOT* under any circumstances open can of stella ((( or bottle of vodka, or a full bodied cabernet etc )))
say to self is he / she taking the piss?
say to self no i'm sure he / she ain't taking the piss! read it again.
say to self you sure? looks like a feckin' piss take to me! :mad:
say to self no FFS he / she ain't taking the feckin' piss ok! chill out ok!
say to self don't you feckin' tell me what to do
say to self WTF you on about?
say to self you know feckin' damn well what the fuck i'm on about! don't push it ok! :mad:
say to self i think nows a good time to log out mate.
say to self oh yeah! well just watch this!
say to self noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
fire off complete feckin' rant
say to self feck i'm knackered, i'm off to bed!
wake up
log in to SH.
read the odd thread for a bit . . .
find previous threads to check if you got a quote or owt
find replies
say to self WTF i didn't say that did i?
say to self yep you feckin' numptie you did indeed!
say to self bollox! can i delete it?
say to self WTF you think? it's already been quoted! ask 'em nicely maybe they'll delete it? :roll:
say to self bollox!!!!!!!
say to self how the fuck am i gonna wriggle outta that one then eh?
say to self fuck knows you bloody wrote it mate. this one's on your toes fella!
say to self bollox!!!!!!!
begin a stream of consciousness thing . . .
read what you've written
wonder WTF are you on about
hit DELETE or something
*DO NOT* under any circumstances open can of stella ((( or bottle of vodka, or a full bodied cabernet etc )))
start typing
finish typing
say to self i really don't wanna post this do i?
say to self well you can hardly make it any fuckin' worse can you?
click SUBMIT
click that view your post button i forgot what it looks like
say to self s'ok mate that'll do!
wait for replies
don't understand the replies
try again to actually understand replies
*DO NOT* under any circumstances open can of stella ((( or bottle of vodka, or a full bodied cabernet etc )))
*DO NOT* under any circumstances fire off complete feckin' rant
fire off complete feckin' rant
wait for replies
read replies in a calm and adult, reasonable manner
say to self *DO NOT* under any circumstances fire off complete feckin' rant
fire off complete feckin' rant
send supremely apologetic PM
log out
that's it! :roll:
neil x x x ;-)
quality pure quality
:hiya linda&steve 
we not so long ago were that nervous couple,and in our opinion joining sh really helped us get over our nerves,which culminated in us having one of the most fantastic nights of our lives,take your time guys,join in the discussions and you will learn so much,and you will meet some great people
we not so long ago were that nervous couple,and in our opinion joining sh really helped us get over our nerves,which culminated in us having one of the most fantastic nights of our lives,take your time guys,join in the discussions and you will learn so much,and you will meet some great people
ops: came out all wrong,congrats on your 1,000 