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Heinz Christofel
Mannheim, Germany
President,
Palatinate Beard Club
2003 Third Place, Full Beard Freestyle
2003 People's Choice Trophy
ps I thought your fuzzy face was sexy
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wildwilly
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 52
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Casanova
May I make the suggestion you get loads of bondage gear in and a gimp outfit for your guest. I have also seen traps that you could attach to his back and let Vix ride about town in the gimp powered trap distributing "novelty toys" to the townsfolk.
Turn him into the prey rather than the preditor. :twisted:
Turn him into the prey rather than the preditor. :twisted:
Casanova
Quote by davej
...their exit blocked by some scaffolding........."Oi" shouted the Foremen of the scaffolders, " you can't come out here I'm trying to sort out this erection" in a Kenneth Williams type voice......M immediately felt a wave of lust surge through her body at the sight of the foreman and sighed.............
the sight of all those hairy anal clefts and bellies spilling out from under ill-fitting t-shirts was too much for poor M, she came over all funny......
Casanova
He has quite a weird sense of humour, and yes he is a yank, another of his;
"Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil." or my personal favourite
"I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy."
He made an appearance at the Ed fringe last year
Yep Emo
"Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil." or my personal favourite
"I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy."
He made an appearance at the Ed fringe last year
Yep Emo
Casanova
Quote by marmalaid
That's the one. Your turn I guess, Willy.
Germaine Greer, btw.
"I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes."
:? :? Casanova
Quote by Clare_Lincs
That she is wasting precious time as she really should be..............
taking advantage of the 2-for-1 offer on Jiffy cream at Tescos.
"look Mr. Bates.."
"Call me Master" he interupts "your coupons were just a ploy to get you to come to my store, I have something much more important in mind for you "
Casanova
The disgraced, optically challenged, former Home Secretary, David Blunkett, has been put in charge of the new “no naughtiness†task force.
“we plan to operate a phase out period, with a view to removing oral pleasure by 2008 and an entire ban on nookie by A party pooper for the government said today.
“we plan to operate a phase out period, with a view to removing oral pleasure by 2008 and an entire ban on nookie by A party pooper for the government said today.
Casanova
It beckons her forth, this time a distant soothing voice calls her name
"come hither" it says, "I will not harm you, I was just getting your attention the first time"
"well ok" she says tentatively, where upon the mirror punches her again. She hits the floor with a thud, her head spins and through the ringing in her ears she can hear....
bollox serves me right for answering the door in the middle of typing
"come hither" it says, "I will not harm you, I was just getting your attention the first time"
"well ok" she says tentatively, where upon the mirror punches her again. She hits the floor with a thud, her head spins and through the ringing in her ears she can hear....
bollox serves me right for answering the door in the middle of typing
Casanova
I am worried about Reese, he seems to be AWOL too.
Oi !! Sarge whats going on here, whats happening to the rest of the unit, its time we had some answers around here, are our fellow members MIA, do you want to make a statement to the troops? I think we have a right to know
Oi !! Sarge whats going on here, whats happening to the rest of the unit, its time we had some answers around here, are our fellow members MIA, do you want to make a statement to the troops? I think we have a right to know
(one wont hurt) Casanova
I know this isnt strictly a xmas song but, it came into my head in the car tonight and I have just spent half an hour raking through my records to find a pure class record, I feel because it is xmas the forum will indulge me and share in my joy (course a large dram also helps).
Make me a deal and make it straight
All signed and sealed, I'll take it
To Robert E. Lee I'll show it
I hope and pray he don't blow it 'cause
We've been around a long time just try try try tryin' to
Make the big time...
Take me on a roller coaster
Take me for an airplane ride
Take me for a six days wonder but don't you
Don't you throw my pride aside besides
What's real and make believe
Baby Jane's in Acapulco We are flyin' down to Rio
Throw me a line I'm sinking fast
Clutching at straws can't make it
Havana sound we're trying hard edge the hipster jiving
Last picture shows down the drive-in
You're so sheer you're so chicTeenage rebel of the week
Flavours of the mountain steamline
Midnight blue casino floors
Dance the cha-cha through till sunrise
Opens up exclusive doors oh wow!
Just like flamingos look the same
So me and you, just we two got to search for something new
Far beyond the pale horizon
Some place near the desert strand
Where my Studebaker takes me
That's where I'll make my stand but wait
Can't you see that Holzer mane'
What's her name Virginia Plain
the rest of the albums got its moments too
Make me a deal and make it straight
All signed and sealed, I'll take it
To Robert E. Lee I'll show it
I hope and pray he don't blow it 'cause
We've been around a long time just try try try tryin' to
Make the big time...
Take me on a roller coaster
Take me for an airplane ride
Take me for a six days wonder but don't you
Don't you throw my pride aside besides
What's real and make believe
Baby Jane's in Acapulco We are flyin' down to Rio
Throw me a line I'm sinking fast
Clutching at straws can't make it
Havana sound we're trying hard edge the hipster jiving
Last picture shows down the drive-in
You're so sheer you're so chicTeenage rebel of the week
Flavours of the mountain steamline
Midnight blue casino floors
Dance the cha-cha through till sunrise
Opens up exclusive doors oh wow!
Just like flamingos look the same
So me and you, just we two got to search for something new
Far beyond the pale horizon
Some place near the desert strand
Where my Studebaker takes me
That's where I'll make my stand but wait
Can't you see that Holzer mane'
What's her name Virginia Plain
the rest of the albums got its moments too
Is it the one where you pick a card, and it changes it to another one? 8-) 