The largest bunch of bananas, containing 473 individual bananas, was grown by Spain's Kabana SA and Tecorone SL on the island of El Hierro, Canary Islands, Spain and weighed 130 kg (287 lb) on July 11, 2001. It was harvested at the jointly owned Finca Experimental de las Calmas, a projected 160 hectare farm with five hectares already devoted to bananas and is the result of a 30-year project by several farmers to develop a desert area of the island into a tropical fruit farm.
I only remember Snork, he scared the s**t out of me
Perhaps I could ask every male forum user, to take two minutes to fill in this form.
Then we may be able to lay the matter to rest once and for all.
He doesnt look Spanish at all
Its Dee from "Dave, DEE, Dozy, Sleepy, Bungle and Grub"
I would like to offer an alternative to your BBG, in the form of BOG (Bugger Off Gooners)
he should be condemed to the home for the permenantly bewildered, all sharp instruments put on a high shelf out of his reach, and call for him to be permenantly ostracized from this community.
BOG!!!
I had a feeling from what I read of his posts it was someone you knew, hell bent on winding as many people up as possible. Childish but certainly got the posts flying in. Touched a few nerves as well I noticed.
Sally James or Suzi Quatro?
A fantasy that came flooding back to me tonight in the car, my son wondered what the far off look in my eyes was as we nearly crashed into a pensioner in a Micra
p.s I am allowed both its my fantasy, but you must choose.. :twisted:
An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman went for a round of golf and their wives went along as caddies.
While walking around the course the English man's wife caught her foot in a rabbit hole, tripped up, and landed in a heap on the ground. Her skirt was over her head revealing that she wasn't wearing any knickers! The Englishman stormed over and angrily demanded a reason for her state of undress.
"Well darling," she explained, "you give me so little allowance that I have to make the odd sacrifice. Usually no one notices."
The Englishman thrusts his hand into his pocket and said, "Here's a ten spot. Go to Mark's and Spencer's and get some knickers."
Two holes further along the Irish Man's wife caught her foot on a molehill, tripped up and landed in a heap on the ground. Again her skirt was up over her head revealing that she wasn't wearing any knickers either! The Irish man was livid and he angrily demanded a reason for her lack of undergarments.
"Well darling," she explained, "you give me so little housekeeping I cannot afford to buy undergarments."
With that the Irish man thrust his hand into his pocket and said, "Here's a five spot. Go to Woolworth's and get some knickers."
Three holes further on, the Scottish man's wife caught her foot on an exposed root, tripped up and landed with her skirt over her head revealing that even she wore no knickers! Her explanation to her irate husband was the same as the others. Simply a lack of cash.
The Scottish man thrust his hand into his pocket and said, "Here's a comb. At least you can tidy yourself up a bit."
Top Ten Times in History When Using the "F" Word was Appropriate
10. "What the fuck was that?"
-- The Mayor of Hiroshima
9. "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"
-- General Custer
8. "Any fucking idiot could understand that."
-- Albert Einstein
7. "It does SO fucking look like her!"
-- Pablo Picasso
6. "How the fuck did you work that out?"
-- Pythagorus
5. "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?"
-- Michaelangelo
4. "I don't suppose it's gonna fucking rain."
-- Joan of Arc
3. "Scattered fucking showers...my ass!"
-- Noah
2. "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head!"
-- JFK
1. 1. "Aw, c'mon, who the fuck is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton
I wont be around on Friday so I thought I would cheer everyone up with Fridays Joke a day early.
A 90-year old man went to the doctor's and asked for a sperm count. "It can't be very high, " the doctor said. "There's really no need for it."
But the old man still wanted it all the same. "All right then," the doctor said. She went to her cabinet, got out a small container, and gave it to the man. "Take this jar home, do a little jobby in the jar, and bring it back here."
A week later, the doctor was coming out of her office when she found the old man and his wife sitting in the waiting room. They handed her the jar. "But the jar is empty," she said after looking at it. "I told you that you had to do a little jobby in the jar in order for me to get the sperm count."
"Doc," the man began. "I tried it with my right hand, I tried it with my left hand. My wife tried it with her right hand, and tried it with her left hand. She even tried it with her teeth out.
But that damn lid just wouldn't come off!"
For a decent bonking song you must go straight to the top.
Isaac Hayes and the Theme from Shaft. Damn Straight
If you would like to know the song from the day you were born go to
How about Kilts and sussies
(may need to borrow sussies)
Me and Mrs Willy would like to attend the Munch, can I wear a kilt?
My entry (poem may cum later)
This is genuinly librans horoscope for today as appeared in a free paper
I hasten to add i never got my fill of venus today.
lucky dancing fairy
wheres the luck in that
I suppose the last group of workers you want to hear about being the horniest is Gynacologists and Morticians, or Morticians who do gynacology as a hobby.
:shock:
Anyway everyone knows students are the horniest!! :twisted:
Snow White and the 7 vertically challenged miners, when they are all snivelling around the glass coffin.
That always brings a lump to my throat
I passed the pine fresh area of kincardine on friday, why you asking Al?
Hats are a must in this weather
I can fit 3 in mine
but who has 3 balls...hmm hitler only has 1...
Sorry I didnt mean to make it seem like a hijack,
Nipples + Hair= haiiry nipples
Hairy Nipples + moustaches = Female shotputters (usually greek)
see there is a connection
I am seriously thinking about growing a moustache, and had difficulty on deciding how bushy should it be. I just could not imagine how I would look, so, I tried pieces of black paper cut out and taped on, I tried boot polish - groucho marxs style, I tried black sticky tape, wool, I even tried making one from the remains of my last haircut neatly fashioned into an upper lip wig.
But now, I have what I was looking for. Can you tell me if you think it suits me. Maybe I should try a few more on before I decide.
