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7 Jan 2005

I was in Bill Forsyths "Gregory's Girl" (when i was in the movies wink

)
And appeared on "The Tube" with Ozzy and UFO in 82

6 Jan 2005

Quote by Reese
...can't help but wonder if it's an achromatic reflection of the flash evident on the TV screen, with the pattern being some sort of Fourier-like phenomenon at half the focal length and the position being transposed by lens curvature; thus, a purely-optical anomaly..
~Reese!

thats what i was about to say

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6 Jan 2005

all my own work

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6 Jan 2005

Quote by dundeecpl

Breast is best :twisted:
G x

But you canny whack a bum wink

,or
You canny keep a good bum down

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6 Jan 2005

All the people who are out to work or have not got up yet, have missed the sexiest bum avatar ever, I was privalaged to see it and the memory will stay with me for the rest of the day...must go to work now, I have that song stuck in my head though
I see full moon rising.......

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6 Jan 2005

you are not upsetting me, I am just glad to see you with a smile on your face biggrin

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6 Jan 2005

could I have a late entry with Vixs' bum ?(did that sound right?)
bum has gone I therefore must withdraw

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6 Jan 2005

put it away you are affecting the tides with that thing wink

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5 Jan 2005

otherways of increasing VE (volumetric discharge) are to soak the testicle in a glass of warm water each night for 1 week, pat them dry with a soft flannel (or towel if they are like mine), then coat them liberally in Royal Jelly, if you cannot get hold of Royal Jelly Swarfeega or elbow grease will suffice
Drink plenty of freshly squeezed plum or kumquat juice, and eat plenty of prunes/ figs

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5 Jan 2005

Could we stop all this cafuffel I am trying to think....
oh yes, I like squelchy, squishy, sluprping sounds

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5 Jan 2005

Quote by fruity1976
Well I hope you wont be at the scottish munch cause thats what Im wearing!
I know I will look so much better in my paper bag though

I ll be the one in the kilt

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5 Jan 2005

Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
I saw these and ahd to show yous them

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5 Jan 2005

Dick Grason (Robin) = Holy Fucking Shit Batman

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5 Jan 2005

Quote by Reese
Can I join too, please? Seems no one fancies me either...even after I'd shaved my beard and all! :cry: :cry: :cry:

I refer the honourable baldy faced gentleman to my previous statement

Quote by wildwilly
I thought your fuzzy face was sexy

or does that no count?

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4 Jan 2005

Abbreviations for those single guys replying to adverts (coz we know how hard it is typing all those replies wink

);
IKYASNSMB = I Know Your Advert Said No Single Males But...
or for the really lazy single guy;
ISAWAF = I Saw Advert, Want A Fluck?

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4 Jan 2005

Quote by PoloLady
topic

The Orange Piece Is Cheese

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4 Jan 2005

Your Child Has Apparently Puked Over My Airbed,
You Can Have A Prick On Mondays Anywhere,
You Cannot Hold A Penis Over My Aunt.

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3 Jan 2005

Quote by Vix
AHA! This is a REASONABLE thread, for REASONABLE people. There'll be no trouble here!

That sounds reasonable :shock:

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3 Jan 2005

Quote by Vix
Damn it! I have such a sooty chimney, too.

Can I be of some service?
Here is my card

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3 Jan 2005

Quote by Mizz-Amerika
I hope to meet someone similar to myself on Photo Ads. You know, I can usually tell by the picture if a person is reasonable or not...

:silly:

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3 Jan 2005

Why is it that the green giant has yellow nibblets??

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2 Jan 2005

Quote by MikeC
good luck to all in the sliming challange

Can I volounteer to be slimed

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2 Jan 2005

Its pouring with rain with some lovely leet mixed in, it is pitch black and blowing a gale
Anyone fancy taking the dog for a walk with me? help to work off the tea

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2 Jan 2005

mmmmm Maggie Thatcher hump

ooooh, oooh........ too late

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1 Jan 2005

I live in causewayhead, but I have just had a blow job so am not in the mood for whinging, can I just look smug instead?

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1 Jan 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
It's a man sticking his head up a woman's fanny :shock:

Its a good way to keep your lugs warm, but would it not be easier just buying a hat :shock:

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1 Jan 2005

Find yourself a quiet room where you can relax and concentrate on your thoughts and sensations.

This rooms been pretty quiet today

You can massage your breasts, squeeze your nipples or finger yourself with your free hand.

try doing that whilst also typing

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31 Dec 2004

The best description I heard for a ladies 'bits' was a friend of mine arriving at my flat in post coital smugness, and said;
"she had a pair of flaps on her like a Lancaster Bomber"

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31 Dec 2004

The best bit of a porn movie is when the plumber arrives to get the ubiquitous "toe stuck up the tap" free, and you just know he is thinking;
"(sharp intake of breath followed by loud tutting) its gonna cost ya luv"

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31 Dec 2004

Having mauled over a few myself I have to say the best bum in the world is
a large cold one, cant beat a cold bum (well that would warm it up) to snuggle up to

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