Quote by Vix
i would like to take the wondeful debbiewebs out for a night full of fun and laughter
and try to convince her to stay around and have fun with us
lol
colin
What he said.
What she said
5 minutes left till I go to sit my exams
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wildwilly
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 52
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Casanova
Little Things
THERE'S nothing very beautiful and nothing very gay
About the rush of faces in the town by day;
But a light tan cow in a pale green mead,
That is very beautiful, beautiful indeed...
And the soft March wind and the low March mist
Are better than kisses in a dark street kissed...
The fragrance of the forest when it wakes at dawn,
The fragrance of a trim green village lawn,
The hearing of the murmur of the rain at play—
These things are beautiful, beautiful as day!
And I shan't stand waiting for love or scorn
When the feast is laid for a day new-born...
Oh, better let the little things I loved when little
Return when the heart finds the great things brittle;
And better is a temple made of bark and thong
Than a tall stone temple that may stand too long.
I hope little's wishes all come true,
and some big bobby gives you a screw
THERE'S nothing very beautiful and nothing very gay
About the rush of faces in the town by day;
But a light tan cow in a pale green mead,
That is very beautiful, beautiful indeed...
And the soft March wind and the low March mist
Are better than kisses in a dark street kissed...
The fragrance of the forest when it wakes at dawn,
The fragrance of a trim green village lawn,
The hearing of the murmur of the rain at play—
These things are beautiful, beautiful as day!
And I shan't stand waiting for love or scorn
When the feast is laid for a day new-born...
Oh, better let the little things I loved when little
Return when the heart finds the great things brittle;
And better is a temple made of bark and thong
Than a tall stone temple that may stand too long.
I hope little's wishes all come true,
and some big bobby gives you a screw
Casanova
Quote by GenHertsCpl
Well, not laughed so hard in ages as I did today!!
Hubby and I were in bed this morning, and after he noticed i was a bit 'wet' he called it Fanny Batter!!! :shock:
PMFSL Never heard anything so funny in ages!!
Any other funny terms used?
I like the caption under her picture too
Casanova
Having seen the designs, i thought the simple colour design was the one that you would not need to get up close to the person wearing it and stare at their lapel to see what it is,
and that us blind folk would be able to see at any distance. The only trouble with it, would be the similarity to another popular design, that most people would recognise
I liked TnH's too, perhaps Marks is too suggestive, it may be worth considering exchanging her halo for a frying pan
Perhaps if the pin was bigger, and on a top hat (with the balloon floating above??)......that might work
and that us blind folk would be able to see at any distance. The only trouble with it, would be the similarity to another popular design, that most people would recognise
I liked TnH's too, perhaps Marks is too suggestive, it may be worth considering exchanging her halo for a frying pan
Perhaps if the pin was bigger, and on a top hat (with the balloon floating above??)......that might work
Casanova
It surely boils down to what you as an individual find "erotic", personally its a look. I have a drawing I done a few years ago, that to this day I find erotic
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where as a contempory artist whos work i like very much, has much the same feeling. It is not rude but I find it quite erotic
artist: Patricia Rorie
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where as a contempory artist whos work i like very much, has much the same feeling. It is not rude but I find it quite erotic
artist: Patricia Rorie
Casanova
Perhaps it is just any holiday period this applies to, married men with a wee bit of spare time on their hands, not really used to actually socialising with their own wife and kids, kids are getting on their tits, wife resents him for all the bluddy mess about the place now that everyone is stomping about the house all day and she is left to clean it up....discover SH when they are reading their NOTW on the bog, and bobs your uncle fannys your auntie, they think "I'll give that a go, take a picture of me dick and by this time next week they'll be hanging from it"
Casanova
Quote by bluexxx
The majority of replies I get, no matter what I'm actually advertising for, want day time meets (their partners think they're at work, see), or are very choosy about what evenings they can do.
married tends to mean you have family commitments, swimming club, football practice, bluddy gymnastics, judo (the list goes bluddy on and on, you are lucky to get sitting down at the computer for 5mins...rant off).
You are being slightly cynical to presume that they are only wanting daytime meets because their partners think they're at work. Personal time is a luxury that married men do not have.
I need to go put up some shelves now.....grumble...grrrr
Casanova
it is a bit sad, as a teacher you will know what the playground rivalry mentality is like. Some people dont grow out of that
"I have the best gonk"
"My gonk is Blue, whilst yours is an inferior red colour"
30 years later.......
"I have the latest BWM"
"My Missades cost more than yours and has an electric toothbrush holder"
"I have the best gonk"
"My gonk is Blue, whilst yours is an inferior red colour"
30 years later.......
"I have the latest BWM"
"My Missades cost more than yours and has an electric toothbrush holder"
Casanova
The craving for a ciggie is when we are likely to start snacking. I was recommended to eat citrus fruits as this cleanses the palate. It does seem to work, if you used to smoke quite heavily, then stock up on a few different varieties (Clementine, Grapefruit, Kumquat, Mandarin, Minneola, Orange, Satsuma, Tangerine or Ugli all do it for me)
Of course taking your mind of it by going and doing something, like putting up shelves and swearing alot, also helps. Remeber swearing and growling at anybody and everything is theraputic, and should be exercised at all times. It doesnt matter if it is the kids, the couch or the dog, go on give it a kick
Of course taking your mind of it by going and doing something, like putting up shelves and swearing alot, also helps. Remeber swearing and growling at anybody and everything is theraputic, and should be exercised at all times. It doesnt matter if it is the kids, the couch or the dog, go on give it a kick
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ops: Casanova
Quote by Jags
The email has been spammed to me 4 times today - it's just doing the rounds. I can't commenet on whether it's real or not.
I would hate to think it was false, but what I can say is I received this on my work e-mail address and no spam gets through, of course someone like me who was moved by the picture could have passed it on
Casanova
Firstly I apologise for introducing a non-swinging topic. This has been fowarded to me, it brought a lump to my throat, poor wee scone. Anyway everyone I know will have seen it so I thought I would post it here, (felt like I had to do something) if it turns out to be a sick hoax I cannot apologise enough. Thanks.
Dear all,
The picture of this little boy has been forwarded to Jill and I from the Savills International Office in Sloane Street, London. He has obviously been separated from his parents or at worst his parents have been killed in the Indian Ocean disaster. If anyone of you happen to know who he is, then please call the number below. If you do not know who this little boy belongs to, then please pass the picture on to your entire network. Somebody out there will recognise him and be able to re-unite him with his family or friends. Thanks.
Our best regards to you all,
Andrew and Jill de Moleyns.
Dear all,
The picture of this little boy has been forwarded to Jill and I from the Savills International Office in Sloane Street, London. He has obviously been separated from his parents or at worst his parents have been killed in the Indian Ocean disaster. If anyone of you happen to know who he is, then please call the number below. If you do not know who this little boy belongs to, then please pass the picture on to your entire network. Somebody out there will recognise him and be able to re-unite him with his family or friends. Thanks.
Our best regards to you all,
Andrew and Jill de Moleyns.
