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wildwilly
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 52
0 miles · Clackmannanshire

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you could borrow my strimmer if you want, if the hair is anything like my wifes, the best way to reove it is by truck
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Maybe this may be of some help? (click)

I have had a look at this site, it seems to have been copied straight from the "Dogging" section here on SH, although to be fair a few sites seem to use this exact same information, there is nothing new there.
As far as I know, there are still no swingers clubs in Scotland other than private ones, if anywhere was likely to have one it would be Edinburgh or Aberdeen and they do not. I approached a couple of gay sauna owners to see if they would consider turning the club over to swingers one day a week on a trial basis, but the saunas are managed by gay men and tend to stick to what they know hump or are confident they could not get enough people to go. Anyway Glasgow is the least likely place to have clubs, it has a far too prudish a council.
Well I am colur blind and half blind, so I just read the words and accepted that they had been written in large font in differing colo(u)rs, didnt matter if the colo(u)rs corresponded to the text
Another Bi-Libran for your list here.
And here are a few famous Bi-Librans;
Barbara Walters
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Christopher Reeve
Heather Locklear
Michael Douglas
Will Smith
Olivia Newton-John
Meat Loaf
Brigitte Bardot
Gwyneth Paltrow
Johnny Mathis
Julie Andrews
Sting
Tommy Lee
Alicia Silverstone
Susan Sarandon
Kate Winslet
Yo-Yo Ma
Chevy Chase
Matt Damon
Sigourney Weaver
John Lennon
Luke Perry
Hugh Jackman
Luciano Pavarotti
Paul Simon
Ralph Lauren
Evel Knievel
Jean-Claude Van Damme
Carrie Fisher
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The Sensational Alex Harvey Band = No. 1
Big George and the business
Big Dish
Cocteau twins
Blues 'n' Trouble
Average White Band
They will do for a start, at least in the top 10

How could I forget the brilliant
Jimmy Saviles wheelchair
top bannana
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the Borg queen was much nicer than 7 of 9.
I always though 7 looked a bit pouty trout in the face for my liking....... although the lycra more than made up for her face! redface


You must not mind grammatical inconsistencies (double negatives?)
18 You must be not at all pushy
I dont mind showing my face, it's not bad as faces go, but if I was to show my arse their would be a few people recognise me :moon: lol
How do you create an animated avatar? What program do you use? Be helpful if us amatures could have some instructions so we can join in too.
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I wanted to shag him.

you are out of luck arkan, his back door is well and truley shut
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He left of his own accord, Bev. However, I did make sure he closed the door properly behind him!
Mal
The Sensational Alex Harvey Band = No. 1
Big George and the business
Big Dish
Cocteau twins
Blues 'n' Trouble
Average White Band
They will do for a start, at least in the top 10
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*Pulls up a chair... anticipating much hissyness on the 'locking' topic*

I feel daft now in these waders, never mind...
*pulls up chair next to Vix "think its to early to get the wine and crisps out"*
We have a B&D area, it is next to the crèche, between the swimming pool and tennis courts.
Quote by Bignetsuke bird
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
All the King's horses and all the King's men,
Said "F*ck him he's only an egg.
:love:
Netsuke

EGGIST
I have never noticed any...
buyt it is awful dark in those cramped wee cabs wink
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Its her expression that gets me........"just look at the smears on that window" :shock:

I thought she was thinking it's time we got rid of that christmas tree, it's liooking a bit bald"
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I hate it when I go to the cinema, we pay over £6 each to get in then if we want a drink and other stuff it costs over a tenner evil
There is no indication as to when we will be let in to the actual screen so have to keep checking with the staff.
once in our seats we then have to sit through 20 minutes of adverts and trailers before our film starts, then......I have to put up with somebody constantly whispering mad :x
Surely a cinema with ten screens could offer numbered seats, I could then get there in time to see the film without the other C**P.

I have had the privalage of sitting (and occasionaly sleeping) through the Hairy Potter and Laird of the Ring films, yet some people, i repeat SOME PEOPLE forget to go to the toilet, and wake me up, this is barely 3 minutes into the magnificent 5 hour feature
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Let me ask you a question. How many News items have you read and seen on TV which concern death have hit you as deeply as the Tsunami disaster? I bet many people here could ask themselves the same question, and agree that it`s very few, if any. Why? Perhaps it`s human nature to care more about the scale than the individual?
Venusxxx

I have just been reading a Jacobo Timerman book about how he was arrested in Argentina in 1977 and tortured for 2 years.
He made the point that there were even jokes made between the torturers and the tortured. This just goes to show that humour is independent of context or subject of the joke. If its funny its funny, even if you feel terrible at the same time for even hurumphing. These two emotions can exist at the same time.
I like that idea of confronting people like that, but although I complain of there egotism, it kept me entertained for a rather long journey, and I can remember almost everything they said. It was purely down to their upperclass accent that "grated my goat".
I felt like a grumpy old man, on that train (purely british) quietly seething away as these "people" flaunted the spirit of the "quiey coach" ethos. Perhaps I should have just farted really loudly, then the entire coach could have sunk into a nice "quiet" embaressed silence.
There are far worse jokes about the Indonesian disaster than this (this is not an excuse for you to PM me to find out what they are). Why do people laugh at sick jokes? Perhaps it is a contradiction to people's own sense of morality, or maybe it's because something that is forbidden or frowned upon triggers that shock factor inside your brain. Either way, sometimes the sickest jokes are the funniest. Time placates morality, are Hitler jokes now funny "What's the difference between Paula Radcliff and Hitler?
At least Hitler tried to finish the race!" is that funny, well is it?
What about something more recent, Diana Goblin of Wales can she be ridiculed now she is cold
"Lady Diana and Pamela Anderson die on the same day, and they both go before to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so St. Peter must decide which of them gets in.
St. Peter asks Pamela if there's some particular reason why she should go to heaven, so she takes off her top and says, "Look at these. They're the most perfect ones God ever created, and I'm sure it will please him to be able to see them every day for eternity."
St. Peter thanks Pamela, and asks Diana the same question. Diana drops her skirt and panties, takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and douches with it. St. Peter says, "OK, Diana, you may go in. Have a nice day."
Pamela is outraged. She screams, "What was that all about? I show you two of God's own creations, she performs a disgusting, pornographic act, and she gets in and I don't?!!!"
"Sorry, Pamela, but a royal flush beats a pair any day."
Personally I laugh at anything that is funny, although sometimes it can be a nervous laugh.
This is a thread we all need, somewhere to let loose all those pent up aggressions for the shear stupidity of the world. I for one am the have a ton of things to add to this list, but here I will start the ball rolling with what pissed me off most today.
GNER provides a “quiet coach” where no mobile phones are permitted, people are asked to talk with respect for fellow passengers. Noise pollution is a no-no, yet today, I had to suffer a couple of pretentious, stuck-up flucks who could not compete enough with each other, as to who had the most money “...of course when I am entertaining I always keep a reserve of Château Baron Fillon 58” says tosser No.1 “Good year, but I tend to use any old wine I have left in the cellar” says stuck up bitch No. 2. The train was delayed due to an accident, and every announcement the guard made, they talked over (louder than they did previously) then said “I did not hear what he said, they should annunciate clearly” One hour of “I just bought the most sublime piece of art” and “you can not get me away from an antique auction” had me coughing “hhrrgggBULLSHIT”

and calm....aaaaahhh
Rainbows ya daft bint, its obvious what that is .....
its a bluddy huge nicotene patch, you can tell by the look on his face