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wildwilly
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 52
0 miles · Clackmannanshire
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Casanova
Quote by KitKat
:shock: I can't believe this made it right through a drunken Saturday night without at least one person suggesting the obvious place to carry a vibrator.....
lhk
Kat
I agree, most obvious place could also brighten up your journey, or in your breast pocket along with pens.
Casanova
You really are a beautiful person.
a. You really are a beautiful person, I cant believe my luck knowing someone as wonderful as you
b. You really are a beautiful person, but your attitude stinks
c. You really are a beautiful person, but your personality is shit
d. You really are a beautiful person, but you are a shite ride, I would have been better staying at home and having a wank
e. You really are a beautiful person, but my god you have a hygiene problem
f. You really are a beautiful person, but I am going to dump you now because I have met someone who gives blowjobs.
a. You really are a beautiful person, I cant believe my luck knowing someone as wonderful as you
b. You really are a beautiful person, but your attitude stinks
c. You really are a beautiful person, but your personality is shit
d. You really are a beautiful person, but you are a shite ride, I would have been better staying at home and having a wank
e. You really are a beautiful person, but my god you have a hygiene problem
f. You really are a beautiful person, but I am going to dump you now because I have met someone who gives blowjobs.
Casanova
Quote by Red(RHG)
Could even do b****cks too!
would entirely depend if they had been emptied recently or not
at a rough guess, I would say mine were about the same weight as two plums and an apricot just now, but were about the weight of a small duck with a peach in its mouth yesterday
Casanova
It is not odness, neither was it some kind of fetishy type thing, we never invested in a battery operated pump, the succession of children seemed to do an adequate job of draining the puppies, and over a space of ten years I have only had to do it twice, the options being a very slow and exhausting hand pump or whap the gums round the mams, the only part of you that gets tired is your gums from the sookin'
the alternative being incredibly swollen breasts which are increadibly tender and glow in the dark, and that is never fetching on a man.
the alternative being incredibly swollen breasts which are increadibly tender and glow in the dark, and that is never fetching on a man.
Casanova
Quote by n64play
ok....thats a little odd...
not really, the milk is useless for the kids if the wife has been drinking the night before, therefore it has to be drained, either by pump or by mouth, you can do it whilst watching the telly (but not whilst smoking a fag I discovered).
It is sweet and hot and...well milky really, it may not be a real hangover cure and not exactly available from your local spar, but it saves you getting out of bed and making a cup of tea
Casanova
Quote by penfolds06
now i know sh its a pretty good place but if its predicting the future can i have the lottery numbers plzzzzzzz
Everyone knows us scots have "The Gift", we are attune to the cosmic thingy-ma-bobs, therefore, just this once, I will give you next weeks lottery numbers..........
I see....the first number, it will be ......sixteen
the next wil be........thirty-two
....forty-four
.....twenty-eight...no, hang on twenty-nine
....and.....thirteen
.....the final number is..............
hang on theres the phone........................
Casanova
One of the best ways to find out if anyone is "genuine", and I wish I had followed my own advice, is to talk to anyone you are intrrested in, get to know them, in more than just a couple of flirty e-mails, find out if what you are looking for is the same as they do.
then find out where they live, follow them about for a couple of months, intercept their mail, rummage through their bins, and if at all possible interview their ex-lovers to see if they are going to live up to your "genuine" standards
then find out where they live, follow them about for a couple of months, intercept their mail, rummage through their bins, and if at all possible interview their ex-lovers to see if they are going to live up to your "genuine" standards
Casanova
Quote by MrFC
randomly continuing to make the walrus noises, spitting, and farting.
This is just my night-time routine.
Memorandum
To: All Employees
Re: Company picnic
We are glad we had the great employee turnout for the first and last annual Company Picnic
While everyone seemed to enjoy themselves we did not exactly portray the public image we wish to convey.
Additionally, we are now seeking candidates for the position of "Company Secretary"
:worship: :worship: :cheers: :cheers: Casanova
I have never had any problems with being Bi, of course I dont tell anyone in RL, so that could be why. I see it as "the best of both worlds" and it just means when I get drunk I flirt with anything with a pulsre (and even a few that were doubtful). I have no problem with confusion, perhaps when I was a teenager I wondered if the scales would tip one way or the other (libran), but now I know I could be thrown in a barrel full of swingers and I would be happy coming up sucking anything other than my thumb.
