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wildwilly
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 52
0 miles · Clackmannanshire
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Casanova
Quote by RedHot
:shock: :shock: Wildwilly may I just say I find your new avatar strangely scary!
It looks like a freshly decapitated head :shock: :scared: :scared:
Tracy-Jayne
it is "national no telly week" so by tuesday I was so bored I made that out of flour and water. I think it looks like the 'Action Man' ...the one with the beard
It looks more like the sort of thing you would find in the basket beneath a guillotine :eeek: :lol2:
It looks no where near as handsome as Action Manand besides, he would never close his eyes in case he missed some action
Please change it soon before I start to have nightmares :wink:
T-J
Cheeky moo its a self image, "thing in a basket indeed", "uglier than Ation Man" I'll tell missus willy you said that (she would probably agree)
Anyway changed it for the no facial hair one, better?
:? :? Casanova
Quote by RedHot
:shock: :shock: Wildwilly may I just say I find your new avatar strangely scary!
It looks like a freshly decapitated head :shock: :scared: :scared:
Tracy-Jayne
it is "national no telly week" so by tuesday I was so bored I made that out of flour and water. I think it looks like the 'Action Man' ...the one with the beard
Casanova
Quote by Eagerslut9
Well let's see.
1. be level ... ok, but slopes can be fun especially in easter
2. a butty van ...yes, but not to close to toilets, I don't want a crowd watcing me go to do my business
3. away from the main road screened by trees and bushes... yep
4. grass and trees and bushes to play in... a good tree for climbing is always fun, or lots of trees (should be evergreens for that all year round foliage) for hiding behind when playing hide & seek
5. picnic tables... for table-top dancing?
6. all night toilet... can be a bit on the chilly side at 1 or 2am!
7. nightlife. I'm an avid naturist... me too
Hmmmmmmmm, well.....................maybe I've missed something out.:undecided:
So what would constitute your perfect layby?
How about :
8. Free parking
9. Gift shop..well, mibies no a gift shop, but a paper and sweetie shop or all night garage for when you run out of wet wipes, near by.
10. It should have a couple of slightly more secluded parking bays, you know just in case you want to read your... newspaper, in private
11. A playpark but just for adults with swings and a chute
12. Ice cream van on hot days
Casanova
I always dreaded the oldest ones teeth falling out, he sleeps in the top bunk and rooting about for a tooth whilst standing on another childs head is never easy, you have to put both feet on their head just to keep your balance. There has been a couple of times we have just left the coin having not found the tooth which has brought about some curious stories of tooth-fairies leaving notes to say apologies for not collecting the tooth but their sacks were full and would it be okay to pop by the next night, just give it to your dad he will know what to do with it etc.
I have always told the kids it was only silver coins fairies wanted becuse silver helped them do magic. Doesnt wash with them though as their pals all get a pound.
I have always told the kids it was only silver coins fairies wanted becuse silver helped them do magic. Doesnt wash with them though as their pals all get a pound.
Casanova
Just browsing "the pre-Stan Collymore" days and thought I would bump this for no other reason than some funny stuff in this. In fact everyone was a bit giggly in this week 1 year ago. I was looking for threads from 26th of March but only two were posted, so I delved a little further.
oh and this too, coz I liked it
and this from sarge though it has stuck in my brain and I cant get rid of it
oh and this too, coz I liked it
and this from sarge though it has stuck in my brain and I cant get rid of it
Casanova
I awoke to the sound of what I believed to be roadworks in the bedroom, a jack- hammer digging up the road, which actually turned out to be Mrs Willy with her rabbit, and being the helpful sort of person that I am, I offered to lend some morale support shouting words of encouragement and cheering, turning all the lights on and getting the camera out etc… which I am sure she was very grateful for, I know this because she hit me over the head with it (in a loving way)
Anyway, the outcome of these late night shenanigans, was that Mr. Rabbit was used on me, I choose my words carefully here, it never …it didn’t go up… it wasn’t insert…mr rabbit never reached his burrow… :shock: rather the buzzy part was hooked round the base of my helmet
and bobby rabbit bounced for all he was worth :bounce: .
Now this was all very pleasant and I had no problems until I came, it was, to say the least intense…I ran from the room, down the stairs dribbling and still spurting with my t-shirt on top of my head (I didn’t have time to put it on so it looked more like a melted hat) and straight into the toilet where I threw up. Now I know what you are thinking, had I been drinking, or heavy meal, or feeling ill before…the answer to these questions is no, no and no.
Has this happened to anyone else? I am grateful that it did not happen during and that I made it to the loo.
Am I so weird that an intense orgasm makes me throw up? I am sure I have had other orgasms (first times) that would have been equally as intense.
Was it some passing stomach bug that only attacks, as you are just about to come? (empties your balls and stomach 2 for the price of 1)
Answers on a postcard and send to Blue Peter, CBBC…
Anyway, the outcome of these late night shenanigans, was that Mr. Rabbit was used on me, I choose my words carefully here, it never …it didn’t go up… it wasn’t insert…mr rabbit never reached his burrow… :shock: rather the buzzy part was hooked round the base of my helmet
and bobby rabbit bounced for all he was worth :bounce: . Now this was all very pleasant and I had no problems until I came, it was, to say the least intense…I ran from the room, down the stairs dribbling and still spurting with my t-shirt on top of my head (I didn’t have time to put it on so it looked more like a melted hat) and straight into the toilet where I threw up. Now I know what you are thinking, had I been drinking, or heavy meal, or feeling ill before…the answer to these questions is no, no and no.
Has this happened to anyone else? I am grateful that it did not happen during and that I made it to the loo.
Am I so weird that an intense orgasm makes me throw up? I am sure I have had other orgasms (first times) that would have been equally as intense.
Was it some passing stomach bug that only attacks, as you are just about to come? (empties your balls and stomach 2 for the price of 1)
Answers on a postcard and send to Blue Peter, CBBC…
Casanova
Quote by marmalaid
Food inspector: It doesn't say anything down here about ingredient!
Confection company owner: Ah, yes, it does, on the bottom of the box, after monosodium glutamate.
The Whizzo Quality Assortment, containing;
Crunchy Frog with real raw frog using use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple-smooth full-cream treble milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose!
Ram's Bladder Cup using choicest juicy chunks of fresh Cornish ram's bladder, emptied, steamed, flavored with sesame seeds, whipped into a fondue, and garnished with larks' vomit!
Inspector:
It doesn't say anything down here about larks' vomit!
Mr. Hilton:
Ah, yes, it does, on the bottom of the box, after monosodium glutamate.
