I have forgot what it was I believed a swinger to be before I became one. Putting a label on something gives it a definition but in the process it looses its meaning. I think if someone was to tell me what his or her preconceptions of being a swinger actually entailed, I would not recognise myself in the description.
I want to be recognised not on the basis of my gender or sexuality but as me. What every social being does, I shall invariably do also, and after all we are all part of the same society. You live your life in a chosen way i.e. swinging, but it does not define your identity.
Around adolescence we all go through a very difficult phase, of realisation and acceptance, of finding our niche in life. It is true that I did not choose to be bisexual, and life would have been simpler, especially in my teenage years, had I been “normalâ€, :silly: but I did not want to spend the rest of my life feeling that I did not like it, I probably would not have liked myself very much “To thine own self be
I would be a dog so I could lick me own bollocks, saying that if I smeared peanut-butter over my nuts the dog might do that for me....hmmm
Clegs are bigger and much more stupid than the midge, but bring you out in lumps the size of marbles that itch for days, oh the joys of Scottish wildlife
Walking, fishing, camping and of course standing in a forest trousers around my ankle with Clegs and midges biting my bollox
this is not a life-size picture, they are much BIGGERin real life
the problem is exacerbated when you are with a couple, they already have their likes and dislikes and know exactly how far to push it (no pun intended). Communication can breakdown in those circumstances because the couple may be attuned to only their partners fulfillment, and you are left battered and bruised playing "piggy in the middle"
Last seasons show was infamous for the "wanking a pig" episode
This season its "fisting a duck", could this show sink any lower?
The Sticky Bun
You are like a sticky bun, dont last long enough and I always end up with cream on my face
Red wine and Chocolate
You are like red wine and chocolate....perfect
guess what I am eating and drinking
Turkey Twizzler
Full of shit with no meat worth talking about
Barney The Dinosaur
Talentless, money grabbing, big pink bastard (but good with kids)
, enjoyable, pleasing, pleasant, gratifying, satisfying :smoke: , congenial, delightful, friendly (sniggers), affable, amiable, genial, good-natured :shock: , hospitable (nee-naw), attractive, motivating, appealing, exciting :twisted:, attention-grabbing :kick: , out of the ordinary, remarkable, welcoming 
, warm (cuddly), cordial (lime I think), sociable, hilarious, Just plain :love: 
