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i was brave and pmmed a scary person
and actully got a reply
I pmmed a scary person too and got a SCARY-PERSON SLAP :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
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wildwilly
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 52
0 miles · Clackmannanshire
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Casanova
I have forgot what it was I believed a swinger to be before I became one. Putting a label on something gives it a definition but in the process it looses its meaning. I think if someone was to tell me what his or her preconceptions of being a swinger actually entailed, I would not recognise myself in the description.
I want to be recognised not on the basis of my gender or sexuality but as me. What every social being does, I shall invariably do also, and after all we are all part of the same society. You live your life in a chosen way i.e. swinging, but it does not define your identity.
Around adolescence we all go through a very difficult phase, of realisation and acceptance, of finding our niche in life. It is true that I did not choose to be bisexual, and life would have been simpler, especially in my teenage years, had I been “normalâ€, :silly: but I did not want to spend the rest of my life feeling that I did not like it, I probably would not have liked myself very much “To thine own self be
I want to be recognised not on the basis of my gender or sexuality but as me. What every social being does, I shall invariably do also, and after all we are all part of the same society. You live your life in a chosen way i.e. swinging, but it does not define your identity.
Around adolescence we all go through a very difficult phase, of realisation and acceptance, of finding our niche in life. It is true that I did not choose to be bisexual, and life would have been simpler, especially in my teenage years, had I been “normalâ€, :silly: but I did not want to spend the rest of my life feeling that I did not like it, I probably would not have liked myself very much “To thine own self be
Casanova
One experience I had a couple of years ago, with a couple, highlights the jealousy aspect of your question. The three of us hit it of exceptionally well, all evening and into the hours of the next morning we were at it like barn doors banging in the wind. Around 9am we all got up and got dressed, the male half of the couple had to run an errand and I was left alone with the female. We had a coffee, chatted and decided WTF might as well just jump back in bed, see what its like without the old man getting in the road (it was quite nice actually).
The male returned about an hour later and we were in a compromising position, which is a strange thing to think because there was a lot more dirty stuff going on with all of us there, it was only the missionary FFS.
Anyway, a strange thing happened, he shot me daggers, and I felt extremely guilty. Luckily he just stripped off and we had another few hours of fun and games, but it was definitely a strange moment, he, the returning jealous husband, finding his property being violated by a stranger.
The rest of your question could be an analogy of the forum, there is a feeling of being the newbie until you find somewhere to slot in (I mean niche) and be accepted as part of the experience.
The male returned about an hour later and we were in a compromising position, which is a strange thing to think because there was a lot more dirty stuff going on with all of us there, it was only the missionary FFS.
Anyway, a strange thing happened, he shot me daggers, and I felt extremely guilty. Luckily he just stripped off and we had another few hours of fun and games, but it was definitely a strange moment, he, the returning jealous husband, finding his property being violated by a stranger.
The rest of your question could be an analogy of the forum, there is a feeling of being the newbie until you find somewhere to slot in (I mean niche) and be accepted as part of the experience.
Casanova
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how do you get certified i want to be please
you have to pay the entrance fee of 4 goldfish to each warwick, which must be ceremoniously wibbled. The wibbling must be verified by at least 3 mods who must be sexually satisfied or bribed accordingly (Bilkos daft, he can be bribed with anything shiney)
Then follows the traditional "Black-Balling" performed by blue :kick:
you will then be painted green and must live in a cave for a year eating only Jaffa-Cakes reciting the mantra "they are really biscuits" :silly: "they are really biscuits" :silly: "they are really biscuits" :silly: "they are really biscuits" :silly:
Casanova
Quote by Vix
Mmmm, I'm in E'n'brugh in a couple o' wereks.
Are there any males there?
"in a couple o' wereks" are they like wellies?
Males, in Edinburgh, aye those are the ones reeking of shortbread, wearing a skirt with an octopus under their arms
ps whilst in Ed. you better duck at 1:00pm
Casanova
Quote by Vix
Vix - you are sooooooo funny ... :lol2: :lol2:
Funny ha-ha or funny peculiar?
Funny :silly: , humorous, entertaining :sleeping: , amusing, enjoyable, pleasurable, interesting, engaging, compelling, comical, witty, droll, hilarious, agreeable
, enjoyable, pleasing, pleasant, gratifying, satisfying :smoke: , congenial, delightful, friendly (sniggers), affable, amiable, genial, good-natured :shock: , hospitable (nee-naw), attractive, motivating, appealing, exciting :twisted:, attention-grabbing :kick: , out of the ordinary, remarkable, welcoming 
, warm (cuddly), cordial (lime I think), sociable, hilarious, Just plain :love: Casanova
Quote by Nicola&Alan
OK, guys...
we have yet to put in a photo ad, do you have any do's and dont's?
what are the turn off's and your turn on's?
the last thing we want it to be ignored or put on to the idiot list. Ive had a look through the ad's and some are laffable.
Do - advertise for guys who live in the Stirling area
Do - advertise for men with hands like shovels
Dont - do anything I wouldnt do
Dont - hang around to long I've got Judo tonight
Casanova
the problem is exacerbated when you are with a couple, they already have their likes and dislikes and know exactly how far to push it (no pun intended). Communication can breakdown in those circumstances because the couple may be attuned to only their partners fulfillment, and you are left battered and bruised playing "piggy in the middle"
Casanova
Quote by Nicola&Alan
if any of you ever get to meet me you will quickly learn that a skinny finger turns me into this explosive lil sex bunny!!!
im all for the skinny fingers, would like it to work with a "fat cock" but ive yet to find a man that can
Will 12:00pm suit you? I have hands like shovels
Casanova
Quote by Nicola&Alan
come on guys, this is a 2 way thing!!!
you lot can get pretty rough too... im not really a fan of having my cervix battered into my stomach....!!!
but then again i have met a guy who didnt know what to do with his OWN foreskin... needless to say he was a crap shag and i didnt do it again... talk about a sack of spuds!
about the fingering thing.... in and out just really doesnt cut it... it may look good in porn flicks but its far from satisfying..
rant over,
love n licks
nic
x
I am in no way pointing the finger directly at any gender, beard stubble and sharp finger nails isnt just a woman thing
Casanova
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I personally know i'm good on women
JJ
I wouldnt want to put my self up as some sort of sexual beacon (though I do have that ability thanks to my bright red knob), I just think that some people could do with cutting their nails and perhaps cover their teeth with their lips and remember its not a bottle of tomatoe sauce your shaking though the end result may be similar
Casanova
Why is it some people are very rough? I don’t mean “look at her, she’s as rough as a badgers arseâ€, I mean when having sex.
They can be demure, sweet and softly spoken when quietly chatting away, but incredibly forceful… shall we say, between the sheets.
I can understand getting carried away in the heat of passion, I am all for passion, believe me I am its’ biggest fan, but you would expect some “familiarising yourself with the other persons bits†first before moving on to trying to pull your cock off by the root.
I think there should be a bit of communication and understanding, if someone is saying “ouch†(iya in Scots usually followed by bassa) or “AAAAARRRRGGHH†rather than “AAAAAHHHHH†or “MMMMMM†it should be some kind of clue. :kick:
My thoughts are that some people just aren’t all that great at lovemaking and could do with some pointers. Intense passionate sex can be rough but still enjoyable for both (or everyone) involved.
think I might need to change my name to redrawwilly
They can be demure, sweet and softly spoken when quietly chatting away, but incredibly forceful… shall we say, between the sheets.
I can understand getting carried away in the heat of passion, I am all for passion, believe me I am its’ biggest fan, but you would expect some “familiarising yourself with the other persons bits†first before moving on to trying to pull your cock off by the root.
I think there should be a bit of communication and understanding, if someone is saying “ouch†(iya in Scots usually followed by bassa) or “AAAAARRRRGGHH†rather than “AAAAAHHHHH†or “MMMMMM†it should be some kind of clue. :kick:
My thoughts are that some people just aren’t all that great at lovemaking and could do with some pointers. Intense passionate sex can be rough but still enjoyable for both (or everyone) involved.
think I might need to change my name to redrawwilly
Casanova
De Ja` Vous
Mal as always playing the devils donkey
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/31122.html
sorry meant to link to polo ladys thread
Quote by mal609
... I do understand the type of posts you are referring to. However, something to think about is not what effect it has on the individual poster, but the overall effect it has on the Forum as a whole. One of the reasons people comment about the standard of posts is in some cases to raise the standards of the poster. It's not a case of anyone can post anything. It makes it difficult to read if they can't be bothered to spell check, punctuate or speak in textspeak. If they post something stupid, then by pointing out how stupid it is, might help them post more sensibly and actually achieve what they wanted in the first place! And no point saying if it's not for you, don't read it, I don't have a choice, even if you do. But for normal members, why should they be put off reading any posts, just so someone can post badly? If new members or lurkers saw loads and loads of stupid 'I wanna shag now' posts, they would think that's the right way to post on means they will then copy that style or, if they are more sensible already, they may decide this isn't for them and we lose a potentially good member for the sake of protecting the rights of an idiot to post what he likes.
Mal
Mal as always playing the devils donkey
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/31122.html
sorry meant to link to polo ladys thread
Casanova
To settle the argument once and for all
The original recipe for McVitie's Jaffa Cakes is a closely guarded secret, the delicious combination of light sponge, dark chocolate and smashing orangey bit in the middle was first created over 60 years ago. It is believed the “smashing orangey bit†is in fact the collective earwax of the McVitie family; Mrs. McVitie was particularly productive in the earwax department, sometimes scraping together as much as 2lbs per week from her own ears.
Back in 1991, we fought a battle with the VAT man to prove that Jaffa Cakes are cakes, not biscuits, and therefore should not attract VAT.
