Harry was beginning to feel that using acupuncture to cure his sweet tooth wasn't going as well as he'd expected
As a single guy I very (and I mean VERY!!!!) rarely receive a reply when I answer an ad so a polite "thanks but no thanks" would be a welcome response for me. (A yes would be even better but that doesn't happen very often) :upset:
If you get a rude/bolshie/angry reply - ignore them!. There are so many nice people on here you can afford to ignore the idiots. After all there does need to be an attraction, it doesn't matter how close the match looks on paper, if you don't like the look of them, or the feel of their email, you don't have to follow it up.
Dave
Ellie-May wished she'd never mentioned the Wal-mart super sale to her husband
Since they banned hunting Barry had had more competition around the chicken shed
or...
"Drag hunting? Don't know about that lads but I can smell one hell of a babe over there!"
I've just seen this but haven't been looking at the ads for a week or so, so my apologies if this has already been mentioned.
I think it's a good idea - it lets you know how long people have been members for without searching for their profile. What is surprising is how many new members there seem to be based on the joined dates in the ads I've looked at today.
I know you don't want them but my sympathies to you anyway.
A few years ago I was with my ex walking around Havana late at night (yes, I know: how stupid can you be!!!) when someone snatched my ex's handbag off her shoulder. I wasn't aware of anything until she spun around and started running after this guy!!! He lost her very quickly but it wasn't until afterwards that we/she realised that it may have been a very stupid thing to do. What might have happened if we'd caught him doesn't bear thinking about 'cos I bet he wouldn't have given in easily, especially with the prospect of Cuban punishment. And all for a bottle of perfume, a lippy and a hairbrush! She said she just automatically thought "I'm not letting the B***ard get away with that" and went after him.
I am surprised that the police have nothing to go on (ie CCTV) - as someone else said, there seems to be a camera on every street nowadays. Sadly though, I am not surprised at the police response, there's no profit in it for them is there? :dry:
:idea: Bloody hell - Now there's an idea! Pay the police force by criminal arrests/convictions. I bet we'd get crimcams on every street flashing at every crime within a year!!! ........Oh, b***er, to do that we'd all need reg numbers on our head for them to catch the criminals - well it was a good thought while it lasted :doh:
Gez
Nice 1st post mate - literate, sensible and good subject matter - if only all newcomers could be the same.
Now, on to the real reason for posting my reply.
You lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky (you get the idea!) b***ard
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Seriously, I hope it all goes well for you on Friday - I'm sure that as a couple that are as sensible as you sound, things will go OK. Don't forget the de-brief! Oh, and don't forget to tell your friend about here!
Hi Pete and Jo
Not a couple (yep, another single guy!) but would love to come and watch (more!) if you are out later.
Ok OK, As no-one else has seen fit to say this can I lower the tone.
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Aww go on, pleeeeease!!!!!!
Everytime I look at the thread heading I just want to add the line - "..........cos we found one inside the next morning".
Perhaps it's just my warped mind
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Runs away for the second time tonight
Dave
Today I'll be mostly E
Exceptional
Easy
Edible
Ooh Ooh Me too Me too!!! If it's not too late!
For some reason I have only just seen this thread - if it's still going to happen I'd love an invite. Happy to wank and then play with the girls. Let everyone leave happy :-)
Dave
Gosh
What a damn good idea! Not known by any of you....yet, so I don't expect an invite, but it all sounds like a damn good idea so maybe I can get known before the next one.
Have fun everyone - I'll be thinking of you all on the night!
Dave
Hi All
I have been to a couple of the 'publicised' (on other sites!) locations and have had no luck at all. I would be grateful for any info (PM'ed of course) on quiet but used sites around the Wirral.
Thanks
Dave
Thanks for the replies everyone..
Kat - I have been swinging for about 9 months and have met a couple of couples which has been great. I'm now looking to meet with more couples and (well, I can hope!) a single fem or two to add to the fun. Ideally a partner to introduce me to dogging and/or club fun would be good.
Sexyjo - Where's the club on Wirral? I haven't heard of it. I thought the Wirral was pretty much dead as far as swinging is concerned so any info would be great.
Dave
Hi
I'm a newbie on here but have had some experience of swinging (was told about here by one of the couples!).
I'd love to add my name to the list of singles if you wouldn't mind - you could always try pairing guy/girl to stop the numbers getting skewed. And bowling sounds like real good fun.
Dave
(trying not to be too embarrassed for butting in!)
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