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zootle
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56

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Far be it for me to speak for the organiser smile
Quote by lucyweebaps
Up to date list -Still room for plenty more !!!
Another 5 couples added :bounce: but we still need more ;) and more single females biggrin ..Go on you know you want to !! :twisted:

Mind you, you're not single :)
Quote by Calista
(actually I find it difficult to be near people well under the influence in normal life anyway)

ditto
Quote by Calista
Dutch courage is one thing but if you are so drunk your judgement is clouded then really you shouldn't attempt to swing IMHO.

I agree with this but, the thing is, it doesn't take a lot of alcohol to cloud your judgement or, at the very least, lower your inhibitions further than you'd like, i.e., doing anything after having a few drinks which you then regret in the cold light of day.
It's an extraordinarily thin line between dutch courage and clouded judgement.
I've certainly had my judgement impaired enough to do something which I know full well I shouldn't have done, and I was by no means totally wasted at the time.
edit:
The other problem with alcohol in the equation is that no doeasn't always mean no. Or rather you say "no" to someone under the influence and they just disregard you and go and do whatever it is you were telling them not to anyway.
Quote by kev0288
Hard to beleive that a single lady has a hard time finding a good time on seems to be plenty of single guys on here such as myself looking.

Yeah.
Odd that.
I feel a parody coming on but, sadly, it would probably just get me banned
Quote by Debbiewebs
Does any one else feel the same that it would be nice that in there profile it shows weather they are male female or cpl???

I was thinking this same thing earlier today.
Quote by PoloLady
Which still goes to show it's infinitely more easy for the single women to get a shag than the single men.

The shame of the matter is - they were not sorted because of my post!
though I have just made some useful contacts for future weekends :twisted: lol
So it's fair to conclude from your experience that neither single guys or single women can get a shag from being even a medium to long term member of this site.
Well, PoloLady got nothing useful earlier!
I'd jump at the chance for some fun but, as always, distance is the ever present obstacle smile
Which still goes to show it's infinitely more easy for the single women to get a shag than the single men.
That's pretty much what PoloLady did on the Let's Meet Up forum!
I really am surprised you've only had 3 PMs.
I always thought single fems got flooded with responses to ads.
Quote by PoloLady
And will you lot stop chatting as if it is a cafe thread....
I am trying to get a shag here!

You mean out of the 20 PMs you must have had in response to this ad so far none have been good enough?! :shock:
See, I'd have just gone for the "I'm going to meet some friends I know who live in " excuse.
What I'd like for christmas this year is my soul mate.
However, as I'm not doing christmas this year I won't be getting any presents at all, so I'm probably out of luck.
smile
Well, I'm free tonight but, unfortunately, I'm miles away from almost everyone.
I could certainly do with a maid. Someone to do the cooking and cleaning. Someone to help wash me down in the shower in the mornings. Someone to help me get to sleep on a night time.
lol
No takers? Thought not...
Quote by surreycouple2003
Hi polo lady im free know?

What...???? confused
Dxxx
Allow me to translate:
I'm actually too lazy to write a proper response. I would therefore make a poor shagging partner because, after all, if I can't be bothered to write a suitable response then I'm probably not going to be putting much effort into pleasing you.

lol
A one line ad?! I bet this won't generate any good responses!
lol
Thanks Calista, remind me I owe you when next we meet
:grin:
(ok, so it wasn't in support of me per-se, but that's how I'll take it!)
The sexy avatars are all well and good, but they don't make the site, the people and personallities do.
I generally avoid office parties for the reasons others have stated. I've never been in trouble at one myself but I have seen others treated extremely unfairly after them.
I'm all up for socialising with a few work mates, but not any kind of night out which involves bosses, etc.
edit: This lunchtime, our HR woman was trying to talk me round into going to our do this week. She kept badgering me as to why I wouldn't go so I just had to say "I have my reasons no matter how mysterious they may be!".
:shock:
I think I should start a "post here if you love Linda barker" thread. Then I can get you all into one place and quarantine you all.
lol
I bare an uncanny resemblance to Mr Potato Head.
Oh, hang on, he's not a real person...
You're not that hot brunette that served me at the checkout in Sainsbury's the other week by any chance are you?
Quote by zootle
It's called a laptop for a reason

Hmm, time to re-evaluate just how I use my laptop:
:!:
Not that I ever expect to father any children, but still, you never know.