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13 Dec 2004

Quote by PoloLady

Fuck...Now
Or does that sound too demaning?

It works for me! lol

So I'll change my add to say that and expect a PM from you arranging a day/time/place then eh? :grin:
Did you reply to mine rolleyes

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No, because you were looking for action that night (and subsequently that weekend), I therefore didn't meet your requirements on that particular occasion.
smile

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13 Dec 2004

Quote by PoloLady

Fuck...Now
Or does that sound too demaning?

It works for me! lol

So I'll change my add to say that and expect a PM from you arranging a day/time/place then eh? :grin:

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13 Dec 2004

Quote by PoloLady

how about................Fluck..Please?

I refused to say please - sounds too much like begging lol

Fuck...Now
Or does that sound too demaning?

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13 Dec 2004

Quote by Marya
i now realise that you are indeed stuffed - in more ways than one, eh?

So it would seem.

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13 Dec 2004

Perhaps you're right, SunBunny. Sadly though the forum doesn't allow me to post an empty message with an empty title.

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13 Dec 2004

He probably is now, he's getting on a bit, shrinking in old age.

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13 Dec 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
Keep trying mate... you could always flounce on the grounds that this site just obviously doesn't work!! :lol:

I may just do that...
Throwing myself off beachy head also has some merit.

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13 Dec 2004

5'11"
So says

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13 Dec 2004

Quote by Calista
Mae Westnever actually said is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me
James Cagney never actually said You Dirty Rat
play it again sam was never uttered by I ngrid Bergman or Humpy Gocart in Casablanca
and captain Kirk never uttered the words beam me up scotty

Erm the last one is very arguable ....willl research that one....
I think you'll find it's true.

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13 Dec 2004

Not one! It's been over 12 hours now, how much longer should I wat?!
I haven't even had a single response from some chancer who is outside of my specifications!

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13 Dec 2004

Quote by Calista
You mean sod's
Zootle honey .... your ad was outstanding ;) irresistable ;) .. if Icould I'd be on the first motorway there

See, that's the problem with a one line ad, I didn't have enough space to specify I was looking for lovely ladies! lol

ROFLMAOOOOO
Actually that was me pished forgetting to sign Morbius out redface

I had my suspicions, it did seem a somewhat out of character response, but you can never be too sure these days!

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13 Dec 2004

I'm rather fond of:

because I generally don't read any news papers.
And let's not forget that is your friend.

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12 Dec 2004

Quote by morbiusUK
You mean sod's
Zootle honey .... your ad was outstanding ;) irresistable ;) .. if Icould I'd be on the first motorway there

See, that's the problem with a one line ad, I didn't have enough space to specify I was looking for lovely ladies! lol

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12 Dec 2004

Quote by Kent-man
I posted a one liner at about the same time zootle. I think the delay in responses must be down to all the eager ladies weighing up their options before deciding. it wont be long now.

I think you're right.
We're at opposite ends of the country, too, so it must be a tough choice for those in the middle...
:grin:

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12 Dec 2004

Quote by morbiusUK
So I posted a one line ad in Let's Meet Up 90 minutes ago and for some reason I've not had one serious response so far! Not one! Nada, zero, zip.
What's that about then?!

I dunno, i gave you a serious offer redface

Well, if by shetland ponies you meant hot and sexy young (human) ladies, then sure, pass their details on! :grin:

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12 Dec 2004

Quote by Calista
would rather spend the time having fun and showing a guy what makes me tick than lying and cheating myself out of a potential good time.

More women should be like that.
Sex is, after all, a mutual pleasure.

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12 Dec 2004

So I posted a one line ad in Let's Meet Up 90 minutes ago and for some reason I've not had one serious response so far! Not one! Nada, zero, zip.
What's that about then?!

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12 Dec 2004

Are you looking for houses that need a good hoovering to test out your new hoover?

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12 Dec 2004

Quote by airplane
This all sounds like a load of bollox to me...who cares?

Not the best way to introduce yourself to a community.

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12 Dec 2004

It's been an hour and I've not had one single serious response!
Not one!

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12 Dec 2004

Need I say more?

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12 Dec 2004

I didn't think it was possible for guys to fake it.

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12 Dec 2004

Linda Barker should become an astronaut and go on a mission of expiration to the center of the sun for the good of all humanity.
She could make aTV show out of it; Linda Barker's Solar Sojourn.

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12 Dec 2004

Really?
I'll have to give it a go.
Right now.

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12 Dec 2004

Vix, I know you know it already but you shouldn't let the tiny little man get to you. If he knew he'd affected you to the extent that you are he'd be happy. Let it go and laugh at the git. I'd be worried for his wife though.

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12 Dec 2004

It's been pretty crappy.
Constant never ending severe job stress to the extent that I ended up on meds (though off them now). Teeterinig on the brink of redundancy since around March (hopefully this will come to some resolution within the next 4 weeks). Continued singledom. Barely had time to catch up in person with friends and family for most of the year because they are all so far away.
On the bright side I'm no longer totally broke.

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12 Dec 2004

Quote by Sarah1448
Next year you are welcome at my office party, we don't allow twats to attend

You must work in a very rare office indeed if it employs absolutely no twats at all.
Unless, of course, you're self employed and the only member of staff smile

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12 Dec 2004

Sorry to hear an otherwise good evening was soured by the irrational act of another.
Hats off to you though for taking a calm way out.

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12 Dec 2004

The one time I tested it it took over 12 hours for a response to go through.

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12 Dec 2004

I certainly don't go onto any forum expecting to find a partner.
I also don't think I've really been here long enough to build up a large list of friends I chat to over PMs. One, maybe two.

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