Quote by Calista
Pine essential oil will give you the same effect!
(Pretend, just for a moment, that I'm unbelievably stupid. It should be very easy to do)
What's that then? (beyond the obvious that even a simpleton like me would know).
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zootle
Over 90 days ago
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:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:I do like the smell of a good fresh xmas tree in the home. These days though I don't think I can justify chopping the poor bastards down for my own light entertainment. 
Even though I don't do xmas I always use it as an excuse to take a couple of weeks off, which I'll be doing from the Monday immediately after xmas day.
Even though I don't do xmas I always use it as an excuse to take a couple of weeks off, which I'll be doing from the Monday immediately after xmas day.
Any character played by Natalie Portman (with obvious exceptions of course) because she is unbelievably lovely.
Jessica Alba - can't remember the name of the show of the character, that dodgy genetic engineering sf show from a couple of years back.
In fact I'm just going to sit here for a while and think about having a threesome with these two improbably lovely ladies...
Jessica Alba - can't remember the name of the show of the character, that dodgy genetic engineering sf show from a couple of years back.
In fact I'm just going to sit here for a while and think about having a threesome with these two improbably lovely ladies...
I have put no decorations up.
Unless there's a severe breakdown in the fabric of the universe and space-time and I wake up tomorrow morning to find I'm happily married and have the standard 2.3 kids then I may have to rush out and get some to put up.
As nice as that may be I hope it doesn't happen because that would mean I'd have to do xmas shopping and it's getting a bit late (chaotic) for that now.
Unless there's a severe breakdown in the fabric of the universe and space-time and I wake up tomorrow morning to find I'm happily married and have the standard 2.3 kids then I may have to rush out and get some to put up.
As nice as that may be I hope it doesn't happen because that would mean I'd have to do xmas shopping and it's getting a bit late (chaotic) for that now.
Not lines from a movie, but classics none the less (both from Red Dwarf)
Rimmer: "Step up to red alert"
Kryten: "Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing th bulb"
My personal favourite:
Lister: "Maybe we should drop the defensive shields?"
Kryten: "A superlative suggestion sir, with only two drawbacks: one, we don't have any defensive shields and two, we don't have any defensive shields. I know that, technically, that's only one drawback, but it was such a big one I thought I'd mention it twice"
Rimmer: "Step up to red alert"
Kryten: "Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing th bulb"
My personal favourite:
Lister: "Maybe we should drop the defensive shields?"
Kryten: "A superlative suggestion sir, with only two drawbacks: one, we don't have any defensive shields and two, we don't have any defensive shields. I know that, technically, that's only one drawback, but it was such a big one I thought I'd mention it twice"
Quote by Vix
NOT Samuel L, honey! Not to play you! Damn fine actor, I'll grant you but... he's so UGLY!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
You can't say that!
He's so cool!
I should be played by Danny Devito. Like me he's a short bastard, only I'm not quite so fat or funny...
