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zootle
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56

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I'd suggest a pound/dollar/etc symbol. That's all it's about these days smile
Now there's an idea, putting all single males but me in there.
I rarely get drunk.
I'm a bit alcohol intollerent. Getting drunk and being sick come at about the same time for me.
I suspect the actual reason you've had no replies so far has nothing to do with cock size and everything to do with you being a single guy. As a single guy you have more chance of being hit by a meteorite at 3:07pm on a Tuesday afternoon in the second week of May than you do of getting a response to your ad. It's the way of things. Supply and demand. I've only ever had one response to my ad and that wasn't a response at all, really, it was another forum member sending me a PM commenting on my ad.
You might have more luck responding to ads for which you seem to fit the bill rather than waiting for someone to respond to your ad.
I like armadillos! Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside. Armadillos!
It was run by a lovely couple who at the time seemed very old to me, but were probably only in their late 40's.

This is a local shop for local people!
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How does this work then am I now to be sandwiched between zootle and whoever posts after me?

I understood it to go by post count. List members and sort by post count.
I appear to be currently sandwiched between dundeecpl and mollyandchris.
Cosy.
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Damn, my ploy to get you over here was foiled lol :lol: :lol:

Curses. My loss I'm sure! smile
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lots of stuff!

<yoda>I sense much anger in you</yoda>
George W Bush
Tony Blair
And the incompetent tosser that sits behind me at work.
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Last year, my mum got me Its a Wonderful Life on DVD cos I'm the only person over 30 who hadn't seen it - and I still haven't got round to watching it!

I'm over 30 and I've never seen it either!
The only remotely christmassy film I like is .
I'd wager that no one in this thread is able to judge whether th OP needs meds, should just be a man and get over it, or what. That's down to a doctor to make that judgement. There are some responses in this thread which plainly demonstrate a total ignorance of the condition of depression, which is itself quite saddening. Fortunately, depression is becoming more understood and is becoming less of a now, which means more people will understand it.
If your response is "just get over it" then, to be frank, you're better off saying nothing at all.
I'm convinced you fake your technoinability to make yourself seem more girlie and helpless! smile
I've typed, deleted and retyped various bits of serious stuff, but I've deleted them all and given up! lol I fear if I try to fathom your set-up I'll just get more of the "but I'm just a simple girlie" routine! :lol:
Put it this way, a good router will block sites for the whole of your network, not just the machine you install blocking software on. I'm guessing you have some kind of a home network so you may have this ability but not be aware of it.
I don't use software to block things like banner ads, I can set my router up to do it for me. If I know the URL of the ad I just put it into the block list on the router. I'm guessing you must have a router so you might try checking that?
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No no, you're not THAT short, ugly or fat. Hmm... granted you're not his 'twin' Arnie, either lol

I'm also not as rich as he is!
smile
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Seriously though, who thinks Christmas is getting far too comercialised confused:

Which is why I much prefer the name: Consumermass.
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Sahra Michelle Geller

I'm the only guy on the planet who deosn't think she's attractive.
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Allison Hannigan

She's quite cute though.
smile
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it's a bit banjo country around here...

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
wtf?
Squeel like a pig boy!
Actually, that should be in the movie quotes thread.
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Or tongue! Anyone have anything needing licking?! :shock: lol

Got me a load of stamps need licking when i eventually write some cards out, tomorrow perhaps :twisted:
G x

You're buying the wrong stamps! They come with sticky backs these days so no licking needed!
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There's only one problem with that zootle, you DEFINATELY won't get any women wanting to shag you then!

But I'd be even more huggable than I am now!
I don't think I've ever made a sincere resolution. I might actually do one this year; stop using the vending machine at work. I've already stuck a message on the top of my monitor that reads "Resist the temptation of Satans infernal machine; its tasty treats are not for you!", but it's not working too well so far.
I have enough trouble with english let alone being able to cope with a second language!
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Wow, there's a shop I can buy health in! Why was I not informed?!

I did tell you the other day ... when I told you to go get some friendly bacteria *tuts*.
Err. yeah, but, err, you can buy that friendly bacteria stuff in a supermarket, whereas we're now talking about much more specialised girlie stuff smile
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Let me know if you can't .... trained aromatherapist here so plenty of stuff knocking round :)

Ta, I shall investigate and let you know :)
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Look just go into the health shop

Wow, there's a shop I can buy health in! Why was I not informed?!
Seriously though, thanks for the info. If Dundee has such a thing as a health shop then I may have a look. I might get lucky, it's a bit banjo country around here...
First, you need to have some web space to upload the image two.
second, you need to add:
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Honestly, man *tuts* like lavendar oil, or Patchouli or Ylang Ylang etc.

You're saying that knowing full well that I, as a guy and a single one at that, has absolutely no clue what you're on about!
Ylang whatnow?!