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zootle
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56

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I have not. A few friends of mine go from time to time and dress up and the like. I'm far too self consious for that! lol
Hell, I have a hard enough time with normal casual wear, let alone crazy dressing up! :lol: smile
Armageddon. Not because it was sad, it wasn't, but because it was bad. Very, very bad. I weep for the loss of 2 hours of my life. I also weep at the continued existence of Michael Bay and Jerry Bruckheimer.
Quote by Calista
Geeze you give a man some temptation and he cries about it dunno rolleyes

Yeah, that's just wrong. Someone give me some temptation.
No, scratch that, not temptation, I want action! lol smile
I'd offer mine but apparently it's not, errr, working properly.
Santa,
for xmas I would like two hot'n'sexy ladies to play with.
I've been good all year, honest!
smile
Quote by dundeecpl
And there i was thinking that g and d were being a bit kinky

Us, kinky, nah, not us hunni :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Don't you believe everything you hear wink
Gill x

It's probably what we're not hearing that would boggle the mind.
Cut 'em all I say, but then I'm a guy so my opinion is invalid smile
My sister's a cheeky minx. She needed a new PC a couple of years back. I said I could buiild it for her if she wanted, but that Id' rather not because I can offer no guarantee. I selected and priced up all the parts to give her an idea of how much it would be. I said I'd do it if a shop bough box was really that much more expensive. She took the info I gave her down to her local computer shop and presented it to them as if it was a quote she'd got elsewhere, so they matched it!
The only customers that companies like Dell care about are business customers. By and large they get better treatment. The business after sales support call center is local (or was the last I heard). Nothing else matters. Fuck 'em and farm it off.
As far as gift buying for xmas in our family goes, we're all too boring and usually just give people a list of things we'd like. So while we may get nice things they don't necessarily have any kind of emotional resonance which is what I'd need to class something as particularly good and memorable.
Quote by Libra-Love
Wish I had a cock or two :twisted:

I'd give you one ,if it wasn't for the fact that you are very far away.
Quote by Jags
My 2 Dell PCs and my one at work are great machines - nowt wrong with them, it's customer services, customer sales and after-sales who are so so shite.
evil

This is true, there is nothing wrong with their gear once you get it.
We're in the process of moving over to Dell gear here.
Quote by MQ
lots of stuff!

<yoda>I sense much anger in you</yoda>
Methinks Marya could have a starring role in the new tv programme... Grumpy Old Women :shock: wink
Just you wait Hungry P, Marya will blow her top at that comment - old women indeed! You not nice :P
Sounds like she needs to let off a bit of steam any way smile
nothing like a little sacraficial lamb for easing the stress.
Dell UK are muppets. For reasons I won't go into they forced my sister to cancel one of her credit cards.
I got my laptop from Dell US, they seemed pretty prompt and fairly helpful but only because I was able to get a mate with a US registered card to order it for me.
PC World are also muppets.
Generally, Dabs are ok for computer stuff, though I've had a couple of problems with them in the past.
Quote by Vicky_uk
Sir Arthur C Clarke was born in 1917

I thought he ended up not being knighted due to some dodgy stories about him in the press.
Aw, that means he'll never tell me the answer to the joke he PMd me last night.
what is 9" by 7" tell you letter
<cynic>
Ah! It's one of those clever sites that tricks people into giving out email addresses to they can later be spammed into oblivion. Cunning.
</cynic>
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(you will be given a duster and the hoover)

Hoover you say?
Duster you say?
The mind boggles.
I've tried to measure your probability of success but, sadly, my calculator can't handle numbers small enough.
The reason why was partially explained in your other thread.
Also see my rough estimate of a regular, well balanced, established single guys chances of getting a shag in the other thread on here from the poor fella who thought he was having no luck because, in his opinion, he was too small.
It's nearly my bed time and I'm going to go to bed thinking of half a million greedy girls. Oh yes.
Quote by Calista
Hmm we're convinved that Noel turned Swap Shop into superstore and Ready took over but yes I stand corrected

I wouldn't stand corrected based on my memory! I know the presenter changed, and it seems unlikely that a change of format/name would keep the same presenter.
Quote by Calista
it had to be the name of the little girl

I wonder if that's what influenced my sisters choice of name for her kid?
I must try to remember and ask.
Edmonds did Swap Shop, Superstore was that other fella.
edit: Mike Reed, was it?
Ah, cinnamon, one of my favourite spices.
The smell of woodland after rain (think someone else already mentioned that one).
Quote by Calista
Bagpuss

When my hard drive crashed a couple of years back threatening to take a lot of important and unbacked up data with it, I went out and bought a cuddly bagpuss as a good luck charm. Bagpuss fixes things and, sure enough, I was then able to recover my data smile
edit: well, actually, bagpuss fixes nothing because he's a sinister slave driver, but he's responsible for getting things fixed.