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zorbotic
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 62

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Quote by foxylady 123
On a slightly different theme than the nicest thing ever said.............
Ive got to own up to falling asleep "on the job" sad :( confused redface
Ok i was drunk(horribly) but no excuse surprisedops:
I remember starting....but certainly not finishing.....the truth was finally pieced together over a silent,hostile weekend in the company of my then truth finally dawned on me,when in reply to an exasperated"What IS up withyou"......she unloaded her hurt,anger and frustration :(
On a happier note we are the best of friends still ten years later..................but definitly not still lovers
J

And your still alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rolleyes
I know ,i still cringe now everytime i recall the moment.......men eh? :oops:
Quote by PoloLady
A long long time ago... I made a roll-up once whilst a bf was giving oral. But he was obsolutly rubbish at it. He was just poking his tongue out a little bit and dabbing as if he was checking to see if a chilli was too hot. I did try to giving instructions, but they fell on deaf ears, so I rolled a fag and just let him get on with it.
Does that make me a bad person?

Only if you used his head as an ashtray wink
On a slightly different theme than the nicest thing ever said.............
Ive got to own up to falling asleep "on the job" sad :( confused redface
Ok i was drunk(horribly) but no excuse surprisedops:
I remember starting....but certainly not finishing.....the truth was finally pieced together over a silent,hostile weekend in the company of my then truth finally dawned on me,when in reply to an exasperated"What IS up withyou"......she unloaded her hurt,anger and frustration :(
On a happier note we are the best of friends still ten years later..................but definitly not still lovers
J
The nicest was,"i used to hate waking up in the morning till i met you" biggrin
three months later she said"Hurry up corries on soon i havent set the video" sad
Debs..........you really would be advised to keep your eyes SHUT.!!
its a term for marinading
sexually it started as the practice of a woman or man,usually woman kneeling or lying before a group of men who soak her or him in spunk or marinade her in spunk.
Ive seen it used in reference to a woman being taken orally,vaginally and anally simultaneously by a group of men
Hi ive had bi experiences with men but they dont last and go soft on you so im looking for a lady willing to penetrate me with a strap on or just a plain dildo.
Very submissive,take me any way you want.
Based in Morecambe but travel is no problem
john
fit healthy male early forties seeks females interested in watersports.
Id love to chat ,exchange fantasies and stories evn maybe meet and explore further.
Pm me or drop me an email
Lets get wet together
Jx
Fit healthy guy early 40s wouldlove to hear from any ladies out there genuinly into watersports.
Correspondence,phone xxxxxx and possible meets.
Send me a pm if you are genuinly interested
John