I refuse to believe that there are women out there who just want VWE or even WE men. If you really must insist on that then I guess you now leave this profile.

To me it is just no big issue. As we all know, it's what you do with it that matters, isn't it? And I have had no complaints on that score! Mine is not small - just average. I haven't 'measured my thing' since I was in my teens; and I've no intention of starting again.

Then if you are ageist you won't have got this far, either. Now, come on! I neither look nor feel it. This is yet another area of my profile that just does not bother me at all. Wine matures as it gets older. I can still perform, and I feel as frisky as ever. Don't write us older guys off. We have a lot to offer.

But what is vitally important is the type of person I am. You cannot really know till you meet me. So I appeal to anybody reading this to at least give me a try. Let's meet up for a chat. If it doesn't look as if it will work, well that's life. But please just don't dismiss me for silly reasons.

I would say I am a decent, caring sort of man. I like to think I'm a gentleman; but that's for others to judge. I won't mess you about; and I'll do everything possible to make it a great experience for you. Of course, I want a sexual experience (safe and protected, please), and I know I'm a sensual, considerate lover. Again, you need to take the risk and try me!

I'm just into straight sex with women- age, colour, size, sexual orientation not relevant. I'd love to try a threesome. I also really like role play - and oral sex is out of this world, as far as I'm concerned. In fact I want to stress that as a strong point. I just love giving oral, and I'm absolutely sure you wouldn't be disappointed.

I can only really manage day-time meets, and I cannot accommodate. Sorry.

Come on you sexy babes! Give me a try! I just cannot wait for you to judge my 'dipping' skills! I really do want to please. The lady's pleasure is vital, isn't it?

Oh, yes. Married. Again, I'm sure I'll be saying goodbye to more of you now. I respect your views, of course, but I just ask you to consider my position. My domestic life (happy) and my swinging life are surely two entirely separate things. This is swinging: it's all about FUN! No strings, no emotional commitment. It's not an affair. It's about like-minded people meeting for one of the greatest pleasures of life. Just what are we bus-pass blokes caught up in a sexless (even though happy) marriage meant to do? I'm still sexually active and I'm still turned on by sexy,nice and friendly women. Do you really think people in my situation (not at all uncommon) should be denied some fun? That's all it is. There will be nobody getting hurt.

So if you have read all that and are not put off, you know what to do, don't you? Dare you?

Dave.