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Derek_kelp
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Greater London

About

'ello...and welcome to my little slice of Heaven, haha!...where anything and everything is possible ;o)

I like to think of myself as a funloving, open minded, experienced and adventurous guy, who lives for the moment. I'm loving the journey and not looking to actually reach the destination (as it keeps changing) this might set me aside...

Oh yeah, I'm ever so slightly sarcastic, but can take as much as I give ;o)

I'm looking for attractive, fun, laid back people to share mountains of fun with. I am well aware that attractive is a subjective term and people can be attractive in many ways, inside and outside too.

I like to "connect", so I'm looking for people with at least half a brain...after all it is our 2nd biggest sexual organ, haha! (If you don't know what the biggest is, best ask)

I lack "issues" or dependents and am open to new experiences/adventures as well as reliving lots of old ones ;o)

I'm completely altruistic and worldly wise, if you can read between the lines then we might get on, hehe!

I am imaginative and ever so slightly wicked ;o) so if you like the idea of that, drop me a line or two. Please feel free to say "Hi ya, how are you?" That is a perfectly acceptable greeting in my opinion. If you want to write something short and sweet, that's ok too, just put "wildebeest" in the title, so I know you have got this far, haha!

I'm naturally dominant and reliving/evolving that side of me, more and more; for me it is more about who I am, rather than an act I put on.

I've been heavily involved in the fetish scene of late and absolutely loving it. I'm a gentle/evil Dominant apparently, hehe.

Check out my ads too, you might learn a little bit more about me ;o)

Update...

Well! What a couple of years it has been! I'm finding that my world/outlook has opened up and I'm having lots of fun. I've met loads of people and made some really good friends......which is an unexpected bonus.

I now know some really special people too (guys, girls and couples) who have surprised and challenged me. You know who you are ;o) The highs have been amazing, the lows have been character building, but they have made the highs even higher! lol

I am a very hard task master, so beware ;o)

I have been described as sensitive, sincere and a tease........intruiging and exciting...........oh and a corruptor, haha! Perhaps I am ;o)

If you see me in the chat rooms, and you wish to say "hi", then feel free.

If you'd like to whisper then please ask first, I'm happy if that is a whisper (if you want to be discreet) but if I'm busy and don't reply please don't be offended. After all I wouldn't neglect you if we were talking, already ;o)

If you really want to mail now, then please put a reference to your favourite root vegetable in the text, that way I can see if you can read/have patience...it will set YOU aside ;o)

If you wanna see my other pics you'll need to be a friend first (for that to happen we would have to had a proper conversation) and be prepared to share/swap yours, that means you'll need to get to know me, too, before I decide to reveal all ;o)

Thanks..........and enjoy ;o)

Vouches

Lovely, friendly, helpful and sexy guy! :D x
derek is a great guy, arrange to meet us at erotica to show us the ropes ;0) .. is lots of fun and knows lots of fun people !!x

Interests

Adult parties
Anal sex
B & D
Clubs and Parties
Cuckolding
Double Penetration
Erotic writing
Exhibitionism
Fetishes
Fisting
Gang bangs
Group sex
Groups
Holidays
Making videos
Masturbation
Oral sex
Outdoor sex
Phone sex
Rimming
Role play
S & M
Safe Sex
Same Room Swapping
Soft Swing
Spanking
Straight sex
Threesomes
Voyeurism
Watersports

Seeking

Female
Couple
Male Couple
Female Couple
Age: 18 - 53
Distance: 40 miles