Hi, Neville here.  I just thought that I would drop a line and tell you about my new neighbors.  It was late July 2016 when the purchase of my new house went through.  I had recently been through a vicious divorce and was off women.  I don’t think it was all my ex, as much as her sexually frustrated solicitor, but it was pretty nasty anyway and was vicious the way I was treated.  Anyway, I was glad to be finally free from them even if it had cost me a small fortune.  I was just glad that we never had any kids.

The house needed quite a lot of modernization and the garden had run amuck and needed some serious work put in on it.  I had contracted a builder to do most of the modernization, so I decided that I needed to start on the garden.  Our previous house had large gardens and I had retained all the gardening equipment so out I went with an extending pruner that is basically a chainsaw that extends.  I was well into attacking a rather large tree when a neighbor introduced herself and started a conversation with me.  At this time, I was forty-two and the neighbor was of a similar age, perhaps even a few years older. 

Quickly her conversation was more than a little suggestive, “What a long one you have and so powerful.  My husband has one but nowhere as long and it never seems to manage to finish the job.”  I was pretty sure that she wasn’t talking about my extending pruner.  At that point her husband appeared, and Alice continued with her inuendoes quite blatantly in front of him.  “Look Joe, see just how big his is and how strong and powerful it looks.  Perhaps he can give you a few pointers.”  Joe just raised his eyebrows and walked away.  Alice continued with her banter for a while longer before she left me to get on with the tree.  It was soon well and truly pruned, and I had even logged and shredded the stuff I had cut.

That was when the neighbor on the other side came out.  “You need to keep away from Alice,” Tina informed me, “or you’ll end up like old smithers.”   Her husband Norman had joined her, and he uttered, “poor old Smithers.”  I asked what had happened to him and was told that he died of Hambles disease.  That was a new one on me and stupidly I asked what Hambles disease was.  Tina just said Alice Hambles and left it at that.  Her husband expanded the answer by saying that Smithers was on top of Alice when he had his heart attack.  Slack Alice as Norman called her went on to say that at least the poor old sod went happy.  I had to admit that having just cum, and then going, sounded a good way to die if you’re going to, and on top of Alice didn’t seem quite so bad either.  Tina then said that a good looking strong man like me could do much better than Alice.

Eventually I got on with tackling other trees and bushes and ended up talking to lots of other neighbors who were passing and pleased that I was beginning to tackle my jungle.  It appeared that Alice had one heck of a reputation and I heard all about it from plenty of other people.  I heard that when Smithers was carried out to the ambulance, he still had a grin on his face and an erection.  It was also made clear that Smithers was not her first or even second husband that she was caught with.  Smithers wife moved away shortly after his passing and was quite embarrassed at how he passed.  I was told it was Joe that had called the ambulance and the ambulance men had to lift Smithers off from Alice as neither Joe nor Alice could move him, by all accounts he was a big man.  Talk about being trapped and caught in the act.

As I cleared up at the end of my toils, Alice appeared again and invited me around for a welcome to the neighborhood drink.  It was hard to refuse without offending so I accepted the offer.  After getting cleaned up I went round, and Joe let me in, and I was quickly sat next to Alice on the sofa with Joe sat in the only single chair.  Alices hand was quickly on my knee as she told me about poor old Smithers that had been visiting them when he had a heart attack.  No talk of him being on top of her at the time.  Then she was again praising me that I looked pretty fit and strong, and she threw handsome into the mix as an added bonus.  Then she was telling me that Smithers went round to them twice a week for his dinner.  So that’s what it’s called now I mused. 

Alice made it clear that I was more than welcome to replace Smithers.   Eventually I made my excuses that I needed to go and as Alice saw me out her hand stroked across the front of my trousers which roused my cock.  Well, he hadn’t seen any action for at least six months.  As I left Alice said that if I needed anything she was there almost all the time and would help with whatever was needed.  The wink told me that she wasn’t talking about a cup of sugar or a few eggs.

Then my builders all but moved in and Alice was there giving them cups of tea and I soon discovered that it didn’t end there as she had singled out one or two of the builders for extra treatment.  It took them twelve weeks to complete all the work I wanted, which was two weeks longer than the original estimate.  I guess I could put some of that down to Alice.  Then peace reigned as I was on my own again.  Not for long though as Alice now focused on me for the lack of any other men around. 

I liked Joe.  He seemed a nice quiet man that was well educated and quite knowledgeable on a number of subjects.  During one of our conversations, he quietly told me that Alice would end up in bed with me one way or another as she always got her man.  I asked Joe how he put up with her wandering and Joe told me that he liked it and liked to watch her taking a good fucking.  It was also the first time that he acknowledged that Smithers was on top of Alice when he died.

Between the talk and the fact that it was nearer to a year that I last saw any action, my cock was poking at the canvas of my trousers like a flagpole.  Joe spotted my situation and told me that Alice would love to help me with that as he pointed to my erection.  It was at that time that Alice joined us, and Joe immediately pointed out my erection to Alice who called me a poor boy and told me to follow her.  In just a few moments we were all stood in their kitchen as Alice unbuckled my belt and undid my trousers and slipped my cock out.  Then she was on her knees telling Joe what a nice cock I had as she slipped it into her mouth. 

I came almost instantly filling her mouth with loads of sperm, in fact too much for Alice to handle, and some trickled out her mouth and down her chin.  She quickly scooped it up and returned it to her mouth where she swallowed the lot.  “That’s better, isn’t it?” Alice asked me as she started to stand up.  I had to admit that it did feel good having just come after such a long time.  Before I could answer Alice had hold of my softening cock and used it to guide me through the house and up the stairs.  “Now it’s time for you to take care of my needs,” Alice informed me as she started to undress.  The first thing that I noticed was her rather large nipples on her large tits, and I wondered just how many men had hung on to them and sucking away at them.  It was also the first time that I had seen nipples that had nipple rings.  Alice saw me looking at them and told me that she sometimes clipped tassels on them but that would be for another day when she was more playful, but right now she wanted me to give her a good hard fuck.

Then off came her panties to join her skirt blouse and bra on the floor.  Again, I was a little surprised as she was fully shaved down there.  I had seen naked pussies in magazines and on the internet, but this was my first fully shave pussy live so to speak.  I was still totally dressed except for my limp cock protruding from my trousers.  “Well get undressed then,” she told me as Joe sat himself in a chair at the foot of the bed.  Then she was tearing at my clothes to get them off.  Once they were all off it seemed natural for my hand to invade Alice’s pussy, even though Joe was watching.

I will say that her pussy was tighter than I had imagined hearing her called Slack Alice, and I struggled to get two fingers into her pussy.  As I played with her pussy and clitoris, Alice again sucked my cock.  Eventually it rose ready for duty.  Alice pushed me from her and got onto her hands and knees on the bed and told me to take her from behind.  I noticed that she had placed herself in the best position for Joe to watch my cock going in an out of her pussy.  It took several thrusts to get fully in and then Alice was fucking me as much as I was fucking her as she rocked back and forward and groaned as my cock penetrated full length with each of our thrusting.

Alice was soon wailing as she went into her orgasm.  Having come just a short while back, I just about managed to hold off on coming myself.  Alice buried her face into the bed and stopped thrusting, but I kept up the pace and made up for her not thrusting back.  It wasn’t that long before her moans again turned to wails as she came a second time, and this time, I went with her and came balls deep in her pussy.

As soon as I was able to, I moved off her and rolled beside her on my back.  Joe was straight in there licking and sucking at her pussy as she stayed still with her face still buried.   Eventually Joe emerged from between his wife’s thighs.  He was covered in a mixture of Alice’s juices and my cum on his face.  He looked very pleased with himself.  Then Alice moved and rolled over next to me.

“That was good,” Alice informed me and then asked, “Any chance of another go?”  I told her that I wasn’t sure.  Alice’s hand moved and found my cock and stroked it as she lay resting.  Joe had moved back to his chair and Alice suggested that he could clean my cock up as well.  I quickly told Joe that I wasn’t into that and went to get up.  Alice moved and held me still saying that it was alright, and I didn’t have to do anything that I wasn’t comfortable with.  I relaxed back on the bed as Alice resumed stroking my cock.   About twenty minutes later my cock started to respond and Alice moved to suck it into her mouth again.  It was soon hard as a rock again.

Alice’s reaction was to straddle me and then lower herself onto my cock and ride me.  Alice was moaning and groaning withing a few thrusts and it wasn’t long before she was coming again.  She slumped forward burying my face in her ample bosom.  It took quite and effort to roll her off me and onto her back.  I went with her and had to put my cock back in before I could resume our fucking.  Alice was soon groaning again as I pumped her long and hard.  Then we were both coming again.

For the second time that night Joe was off his chair and between his wife’s legs cleaning up the cum I had just left in his wife’s pussy.  I’m not sure, but I think Joe gave Alice another smaller orgasm with his tongue.  I was tired and after we had both recovered, I made my excuses to leave.  As I dressed Alice asked, “Tea on Tuesdays and Fridays, is it?”   I didn’t answer but I already knew that I would be back on Tuesday for more pussy pie.  As Joe saw me out, he reminded me that he had told me that Alice always gets her man.

That all started as I said in 2016, and right up to today I still visit Alice twice a week and sometimes more, and Joe always cleans up afterwards.  I must admit that I did allow Joe to clean me up after a particularly good session and since then he had continued to clean me after I have finished with his wife.  There has never been any suggestion or hint that I should return the favor for Joe, and he seems just happy watching and cleaning up.  I’m not even sure if he has his way with Alice when I have left or if she treats him somehow.  Whatever they like they seem happy with our arrangement.

As for the lovely Tina that lives the other side of me, I slipped in there when Norman was away, reminding her that she told me that I could do much better than Alice.  I suppose in the last six years I have managed to fuck Tina a dozen or so times.  Poor Norman has no idea that his wife would put it about just like Alice if she could