I did so enjoy reading the stories from the chap who told us of his pleasure at hearing two old men discussing his lovely wife K. I wonder if K would indeed enjoy having her lovely bottom spanked by a man well qualified to do so? This is what would happen if this old codger where lucky enough to get the job. I would arrive whilst hubby was at work with my small holdall containing my cane, paddle and scottish leather tawse. No doubt K would allow me in and begin making nervous small talk, eventually over a cup of tea or coffee i would lecture her strongly about the 'lack of standards' and 'indiscipline' of todays young ladies. The suitably chastened K would then be told to lie accross my lap. This would give me a delightful view of the delicious target area. My favourite personally is when a young lady is wearing tight fitting trousers especially on a rump as magnificent as K's it provides a drum tight covering that offers no protection at all from a good old fashioned bottom warming. No doubt K would yelp and protest as my broad palm cracked down on her naughty bum, but i would let her know that this was merely a warm up. I usually find that young ladies become far more obedient after a strict talking to by a father/grandfather figure and i would have K jumping through hoops in no time. After the initial hand spanking i would invite K to view the contents of my holdall with me and i would enjoy her dismay at being shown the paddle. tawse and finally horror of horrors the old rattan cane. K would shake her head in disbelief but i would simply smile and tell her that today she will be recieving six of the best! K would protest as i ordered 'trousers down' but to no avail and i suspect she'd be mortified as i began fondling her exposed bottom as she stood in only her thong of course this naughty housewife would have a rather pink bottom by now but it will be red after the strap. On this occasion as this is her first naughtiness i've had to deal with i tell the relieved K that she will not be caned however her relief is short lived as i tell her she will be tawsed. I would command K to touch her toes and i would no doubt feel my rather large old John Thomas stir in my pants at the lovely view.( I make a mental note that after her punishment K will be resuming this position to allow me some private wanking pleasure. However it would be buisness first as i cracked the fierce leather strap down onto K's poor abused bum a dozen times. And afterwards i would have K position the sofa so she could lie accross the back of it. i would sit upon the sofa directly behind and instruct K that she must hold this position to cool off and contemplate her naughty ways. Of course i would unknown to K have my cock out and be stroking my aching shaft vigourously at the sight of her red backside. Old Perv