Being a frustrated teenager , i would masterbate with anything i could get my hands on , my favourite was turning my electric toothbrush on full on my clit. I was to shy to buy sex toys , then after a drunken night i was looking in the fridge and there was a oddly shaped phalic carrott , with a wash and watching porn on my laptop, i let my carrot dick fuck my pussy , it was intense and with my fingers rubbing my clit , i came, That was the start i progressed to cucumbers the bigger and thicker the better , and on occasions i had a carrot in my arse and a cucumber deep in my wet pussy. Even sucking a cucumber like a dick while fucking my pussy was a challenge but i was up for it . I did have a brief bi female affair with a married college, it was very erotic and naughty, she also loved using cucumbers during our love making , very sexy and we both loved oral especially 69. I cant lie i do have a vibrator and dildo for my own pleasure but i do get a twinge when i see a thick long vegetable. People who dont know my kinky pleasure must think im a health eating guru when they look in my fridge. Thank you for reading.